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@birdinter.net
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The official account of The Bird Internet Company. Providing high quality Avian Networking for less than the cost of a package of suet a week! We offer Bluesky hosting from the Avian Cloud to YOU! Satirical corpo posting account of @fidget.fans

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression" Poster spotted in Atlanta, Georgia
"Against All Wars, Against All Governments, Against All Oppression"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/07/2026
To give you an idea of how forward thinking the Newton was: it came out before email was mainstream so it came with fax functionality. It also had a Siri-like natural language assistant. Just a wild mix of modern ideas and old school tech.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/07/2026
What's your favorite tech product that flopped horribly that ended up being a vision of the future? I remember getting my hands on an Apple Newton in middle school and my first thought was "this is the future of computers." The iPhone came out around the same time.
An Apple MessagePad 2100. A big brick of a 90s tablet-like device with an off-green screen and a flap to cover the screen. A metal stylus is featured on the bottom.
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Amanda Petersen @mspetersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Huge need We are 2 special education teachers Can you help get some basic items that will help the students Big needs are class set of chairs Every student has an iep These kids come from low income households #resist #proudblue #democrat #autism #nokings #teacher www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 05/07/2026
Aldi was the only way I could afford groceries for a while. I'm lucky to have one in my area.
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Rob Ricci @ricci.io · 05/04/2026
To help people get a sense of how much their own personal feed is - or isn't - on bsky PDSes, @mackuba.eu made this cool feed that's your following feed, but only accounts on non-bsky PDSes: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/04/2026
www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...
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From the LegalAdviceUK community on Reddit: My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned.
Posted by NearbyNeck3162 - 906 votes and 303 comments
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/04/2026
Correction. We now have a "second" user, horny on main @fidget.fans. If she could figure out how to get wildcard domains working on our vibed together Cloudflare, NixOS, and Nginx setup we'd open up the PDS to some more desperate souls.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 01/04/2026
Storing skeets as birdsong
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 06/03/2026
Breaking: The Bird Internet CEO says its Bird may or may not have lost consciousness as it continues to test its resiliency to plate glass windows.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/02/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Countries that do not embrace AI could be left behind, says OpenAI’s George Osborne
Without AI you will be a ‘weaker and poorer nation’, says former UK chancellor two months into job at US firm
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/02/2026
Countries that do not embrace Avian Internet could be 'left behind,' says The Bird Internet's Avery Bird. "Without Bird Networking, you will be a 'smaller, happier' nation," warns lead Avian researcher Avery Bird.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/02/2026
www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-ai...
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Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/02/2026
The Bird Internet Company CEO: 'Most, if not all' animals to be replaced by birds within 12-18 months. "Fidget, The Bird Internet Company's Bird CEO, says birds can replace terrestrial animals within 12-18 months, as Bird Internet reaches Internet-level performance."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/02/2026
My 'I eat dog food to treat my toxic masculinity' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
jonathan ross, owner and proprietor of the poughkeepsie educational toy store of wooden shit that sucks: oh boy, 200 new friend requests
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/11/2025
"Birds for The Internet" but it's a Mamdani campaign poster with yellow font on a blue background. "Birds" has a red-dropshadow, and "for" is in a kinda handwritten font. Everything is caps.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/10/2025
I still have a retirement account with the district. I'll have an extra $10 when I settle down and retire. 💲
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
Doing odd jobs for my high school's IT department during summer break. I think I got paid about $11 an hour.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
That was my motto at Petco! Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
This has been an unsponsored post. This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
Fun fact! You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have. Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines. (For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
An Atomic Purple colored GBA SP sized emulator handheld.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 14/08/2025
It's part of my mental health care!
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/08/2025
The supposed message looks like something that came out of a ransomware gang, I had my doubts immediately.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/08/2025
Farthest I've been: North: Reykjavík, Iceland South: San José, Costa Rica East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful) West: San Francisco, California, USA I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/08/2025
Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis. That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
A screenshot of an article. The highlighted bit reads "'I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized,' the chatbot said."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 07/08/2025
There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/07/2025
Don't settle for a Mechahitler waifu! Your forever date will continue to grow and evolve based on the "real" person's social media posts, DMs, personal and work emails, and personal information purchased from info brokers! ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/07/2025
The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate! Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone. Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/07/2025
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP) This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/07/2025
Using a Large Format Avian Packet (LFAvP) may threaten smaller predators and allow for a successful delivery. To request a LFAvP simply deposit a mouse in the large bait cassette of your Bird Internet Router. For best results use live bait in a fully stocked live bait cassette.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 13/07/2025
Error XOX: Contact Forbidden The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP) This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/07/2025
@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now. This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 03/07/2025
I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Normal Album - Will Wood - YouTube
Will Wood's The Normal Album album released in 2020
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 27/06/2025
I'm sorry, The Supreme Court wants you to be able to weasel your way out of hearing about queer people? Here's a presentation on drag throughout history. Your parents let you take a biology class? Here's a PowerPower on hermaphroditic plants.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 27/06/2025
If I was a public school student I'd be writing all my presentations on queer topics right about now.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 24/06/2025
🤣🤣🤣😰 We're so fucked
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Fidget @fidget.fans · 14/06/2025
Took a photo of my Betta with my 3D printed Porygon. Came out pretty great IMO. #photography #pokemon #vaporwave
A large silhouette of a polygon Pokemon Porygon looms in front of the camera while a small silhouette of another Porygon stairs at a fish tank containing a Betta an a small plant.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/06/2025
Attention Bird Internet user(s?) We have started a new campaign to get more followers than the Vice President. When I started this account it was just a way to test our BlueSky PDS, but now it's become what social media was always destined to be: a popularity content powered by spite.
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Fidget @fidget.fans · 18/06/2025
Um so, this thread could get a heavy. TWs about self harm Before I came out as trans there was about a decade where I knew exactly what was different about me. Some of the people closest to me, some of the people I trusted to be accepting were not of a trans person in our life.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/06/2025
Wow. That's a ratio.
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WIRED @wired.com · 18/06/2025
Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
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How to Advocate for Trans Rights in Your Community
Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/06/2025
Agreed. It sucks that the "standard" for looping animations is still GIFs; it seems like almost every service is just converting them into video formats these days.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’ve long mentioned that McDonald’s has tried everything at point or another, but this one might be the most bizarre. In 2000, they offered MCFOTO film, disposable cameras and development service.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 12/06/2025
We at The Bird Internet Company would like to wish you a Happy Pride. To spite the fact we may look like a big heartless corporation, we are in fact just one trans woman glueing ewaste to pidgins. We hope you can find love wherever it is. Hopefully on The Bird Internet.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 10/06/2025
Billion dollar idea: Lyft for getting off your Lithium.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/06/2025
YouTube's new content policy explicitly allows slurs against trans people, per new training materials.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/06/2025
Heh. Assy Fan Module.
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