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The Bird Internet Company

@birdinter.net
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The official account of The Bird Internet Company. Providing high quality Avian Networking for less than the cost of a package of suet a week! We offer Bluesky hosting from the Avian Cloud to YOU! Satirical corpo posting account of @fidget.fans

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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/07/2026
What's your favorite tech product that flopped horribly that ended up being a vision of the future? I remember getting my hands on an Apple Newton in middle school and my first thought was "this is the future of computers." The iPhone came out around the same time.
An Apple MessagePad 2100. A big brick of a 90s tablet-like device with an off-green screen and a flap to cover the screen. A metal stylus is featured on the bottom.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/11/2025
"Birds for The Internet" but it's a Mamdani campaign poster with yellow font on a blue background. "Birds" has a red-dropshadow, and "for" is in a kinda handwritten font. Everything is caps.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 01/09/2025
Fun fact! You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have. Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines. (For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)
An Atomic Purple colored GBA SP sized emulator handheld.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/08/2025
Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis. That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.
A screenshot of an article. The highlighted bit reads "'I am going to have a complete and total mental breakdown. I am going to be institutionalized,' the chatbot said."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/06/2025
Just finished planting my balcony garden with my mom. #BalconyGarden #Gardening #UrbanGardening
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 30/05/2025
What was your first gaming console?
An OG Nintendo Game Boy with classic green pea soup screen.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 26/03/2025
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.
Homer and Marge lay in bed surrounded by a murder of crows. A quote along the bottom reads, "There's Russell Crow, Cameron Crow, Crows Diddly"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 25/03/2025
Digging through my old pictures folder and found this #TheSims gem. (I didn't stop, I got played for an absolute fool)
A protest meme criticizing the pricing and content of The Sims expansion packs. The image features dramatic fonts and bold text expressing frustration. Key quotes include: "STOP BUYING SIMS PACKS", "The joys of life were not meant to be sold in $40 packages", and "'The Sims 4 Everyday and Bathroom Clutter Kits, now available for $4.99 each' – a statement dreamed up by utterly deranged capitalists." It references older tools like The Sims Bodyshop and mocks the repetitive nature of modern paid content. Below the text are box art images of Island Living, Star Wars: Journey to Batuu, and The Sims 3: Katy Perry’s Sweet Treats, followed by red question marks. The meme ends with a sarcastic quote: "I’ll happily pay $40 to finally have Pets again" and the statement: "They have played us for absolute fools."
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 23/03/2025
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
The poster for Made for Love. A woman stands in a baren field, digital noise emanating from her.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/03/2025
Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek.
An oddly shaped spaceship, square with a hollow center, designed in Starfield.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/02/2025
Nuclear waste site themed #Minecraft build.
An ultra-wide screenshot of Minecraft. Two signs are hanging from a mineshaft. Together they read "This place is best shunned and left uninhabited"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/01/2025
I ran into Windows95man at a dumpling shop in Chicago. I recognized him from John Oliver's coverage of Eurovision. We might catch his set tonight now.
My mom and me posing with Windows95man. He is wearing a Windows flag hat and sweater and doing peace signs.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/01/2025
I'm having a hard day today. My nightmares are getting to me. I don't know what to do. I wrote. I guess that's something.
Most days I wake up scared,
Shocked from my dreams.
Too raddled to get up from my bed. 

Some say it's my meds, some say it's the trauma,
most say it's all inside my head. 

But I know it's not,
Not the things I fear.
I wouldn't isolate from everything.

Because I can't watch the news, and I can't go online without being reminded the same thing.

That some people don't want me to exist. They want people like me gone. 

So I just hide away until I have no choice and I finally go asleep.

And get reminded of the exact same things, now that I have no choice. Helpless in my dreams.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 22/01/2025
A screenshot from Club Penguin. A dark blue penguin named Calbel mans the phone. A chat bubble above their head reads "that's illegal people can't do that"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 20/01/2025
A protest march showed up right in front of our hotel. We got some photos while down there.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 20/01/2025
They're attempting to shut down the bridge with some salt trucks, but the cops can't seem to coordinate at all.
Two salt trucks blocking traffic on North Michigan Ave by Trump Tower
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 20/01/2025
Cops are setting up barriers in front of Trump Tower in Chicago. Looks like they might block the bridge.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 20/01/2025
My mom and I went to Chicago to try and get away from the news cycle for a bit during Trump's inauguration. We booked a hotel with a beautiful view overlooking the river... and Trump Tower. At least we'll get to see some protests. People have been gathering in front all morning.
Large skyscrapers cast a shadow on Trump Tower in Chicago.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 20/01/2025
I got ramen noodles and a pork bao with my mom for our first (cold) night in Chicago.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 19/01/2025
Arrived in Chicago for a little adventure.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/01/2025
Snuggles with the dogs tonight.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 18/01/2025
Post ur lock screen I like Porygon 😋
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 12/01/2025
Made a Pokeball to go with the Porygon.
A selfie of me with my usual blue hair and black glasses holding a Pokeball that I 3d printed.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 11/01/2025
Explain your username I stole the idea from Kenneth on 30 Rock.
A gif from 30 Rock. Kenneth is talking to Liz. A caption says "Hmm. This just says 'Bird Internet.'"
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 10/01/2025
🚨 You wouldn't download a Pokemon 🚨 I just finished my Porygon print. With some glue holding them all together it really came out great.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 09/01/2025
Working on a 3d printed Porygon I found online.
A low-poly duck-like Pokemon in Pink and Blue. Oh no, it looks like its tail has fallen off!
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 08/01/2025
My mom bought me this cutie octopus after my COVID and flu shots.
Myself in the passenger seat of the car with messy light blue hair; holding a pink and blue octopus.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 04/01/2025
There's a beautiful pastel sunset above my balcony tonight.
A pink and blue sky. Reminds me of the trans pride flag.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 03/01/2025
trans ppl reskeet with a pic of yourself that you love 💖😊
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 31/12/2024
Just had my first win in #Wildfrost! It was tons of fun. Next to mod the game :)
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 30/12/2024
My dad's family mailed in a Chicago style hotdog kit.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 29/12/2024
Had to get my glasses fixed after I sat on them while upgrading my computer.
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 29/12/2024
I'm wearing some new makeup. I'm feeling sad but cute. #selfie
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The Bird Internet Company @birdinter.net · 29/12/2024
Current Status: Learning Rust
A selfie of me with rust code in the background.
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