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Chad :mstdn: @chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
A man goes to the newsstand, glances at the papers, doesn't buy one, and leaves. He does this every morning. The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for. An obituary, he replies. The store owner tells him that obituaries are in the back of the newspapers. The man replies, this one […]
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 @lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
lol The FT is not fucking around! #GrokAI #ClanOfPaedophiles #CSAM #NonCensenual #Misogyny #Patriarchy #Paedophilia #Technology #ElonMusk #Musk #Twitter #DeepFakePorn
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HOME WORLD UK COMPANIES TECH MARKETS CLIMATE OPINION LEX WORK & CAREERS LIFE&ARTS HTSI
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Who's who at X, the deepfake porn site
formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
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Koko (Class 76 Enjoyer) @ic5146.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
[mosquitoes] come to Thailand! you can get: * eaten alive by 63 mosquitoes. * a small Buddha statue! * a criminal conviction for saying something disparaging about the royal family.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
Tumblr post from @mallowmaenad:

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
I tapped the spacebar but i’m still on earth..
Opossum on the space key of a keyboard
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elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 06/01/2026
beige.party
not a cult
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
I was accepted into the beige party as @bimmer@beige.party but haven't fully migrated yet. I won't be posting from @bimmer much longer and will probably keep this as a backup, but please give my beige account a follow while I wait for my robes to arrive in the mail and actually do the migration
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
I was accepted into the beige party as @bimmer@beige.party but haven't fully migrated yet. I won't be posting from @bimmer much longer and will probably keep this as a backup, but please give my beige account a follow while I wait for my robes to arrive in the mail and actually do the migration
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/05/2024
current vibe
cartoon bear opening a laptop captions read
let's focus 
ON THE WRONG THING
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
RE: infosec.exchange/@intcube/115842754… Live in Berlin & wanna work with me? :3 Looking for an intern!
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
@mayintoronto I'm shocked, SHOCKED, May that after an hour you've garnered only thus smattering of memes, so here's one from me:
Color photo of a row of ports potties from which high flames are rising. Text above the image says: "If 2025 were a scented candle."
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Cody @cody.city · 02/01/2026
When the big fish oil capsule goes down the wrong way
An aerial view of a massive container ship wedged diagonally across the narrow Suez Canal, completely blocking the waterway while small tugboats attempt to dislodge it.
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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
@phil_stevens *DO NOT* use this information to plan attacks on these data centres with cheap homemade quadmotor drones based on inav, betaflight or ardupilot carrying, say, a thermite payload. Do not buy cheap 3115 motors and 10" props, cheap 10" frames, F405 flight controllers with 60A ESCs […]
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 31/12/2025
My sister and @pauljrobinson have these coasters, and I find it *so hard* to put things on them. Something in my lizard brain rebels.
A silicone coaster realistically shaped and decorated like a 3.5” floppy disk.
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baskin :kafeneio:🇵🇸 @baskin.kafeneio.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
Μην απελπίζεστε, όλα θα πάνε καλά.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
we hold deez nuts to be self-evident:
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
I didn’t have “time travel” anywhere near the top of my “next grift after AI” list. The chronomigration bubble came out of a confluence of developments; gamma ray telescopes sensitive to the 500 keV electron-positron annihilation energy allowed us to spot the inbound antimatter comet 67i/Fermi […]
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Dr. Dan Killam @dantheclamman.scicomm.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
YOUR CLAM YEAR IN REVIEW - There are over ten thousand known species of clams and tens of thousands more undescribed. Please do your part and find a few species next year. - Cultured bivalves alone help remove over 49,000 tons of nitrogen from our waterways every year, along with other […]
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
I sometimes come across weird That is because I am weird
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Lö(h)we @loewe.metalhead.club.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
same procedure as every year ....
black and white cartoon showing a group of stylized figures collectively pushing a long stick to open a door labeled "2026" from behind a corner
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
no-one's quite sure what this Western Zhou art piece *is,* but so many people said "are you sure it's not a wifi router?" that the Anhui Museum installed a working wifi access point named "Western Zhou Router" in its display case. source […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
a small, ancient bronze object consisting of a rectangular base with five candle-like pillars, with a striking resemblance to a multi-antenna wifi router.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
Tweet from @KatysCartoons

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions

Below the tweet is a chart of types of atoms in the universe. 74% is hydrogen, 25% is helium, and 1% is other.
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Shoq 🌿 @shoq.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
Carl Sagan called it over 30 years ago. And the saddest thing is that too many under 30 don’t even know what the fuck he was talking about. For the very reasons he was talking about. #WASF stzl.ink/9wjruk
Reminiscent of Carl Sagan's prescient fear/warning.
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
RE: mastodon.social/@joeycastillo/11580… this post activated every bone in my body
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Pablonius Monk 🇺🇦 @pabloniusmonk.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025
RE: infosec.exchange/@paco/115789813520… Thank you, James Moylan, for your Moylan Arrow gas tank indicator arrow ⬆️ ⛽ You improved our lives with your humble memo 📝 which is a lot more than most can say.
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 29/12/2025
*knocks at your front door* Hi! Would you like to try Windows Copilot? *pops out of your trunk* Did you know the new Microsoft 360 includes Copilot? *Breaks through your window at work* Copilot can help organize your weekend plans! *Emerges from your nightmares in the form of a white […]
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Reilly Spitzfaden (they/them) @reillypascal.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
Ahahahahahahahahah! #Shitpost #Memes #Holiday #Christmas #Lain #SerialExperimentsLain
Skeet from @kennylauderdale.bsky.social that reads "present day, present time" over a picture of Lain Iwakura in a Santa suit/hat in front of a Christmas tree
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The Heart of the TARDIS @theheartofthetardis.politicalmemes.org · 26/12/2025
#meme #memes
horny rae jepsen @themiltron [the invention of knocking] i'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me 4/30/17,14:14
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/03/2025
🧠💪
skeleton lifting weights captioned 

my body is a machine that turns mental illness into posts
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 29/12/2025
bluetooth stays on during sex
(silent notification)
Bluetooth stays on · 18m
Bluetooth stays on in aeroplane mode whi...
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
hey @FediTree
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
that can't possibly be the jingle bell rock
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
Bromeo Bromeo Wherefore art thou Bromeo
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
I've heard anecdotal reports of computer repair places "accidentally" breaking the ram and refunding the customer the catalogue price from six months ago, presumably to feed it into machines of more important corporate customers... so we're already at the scavenging-to-survive stage of AI […]
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Ben Pettis @bpettis.mastodon.benpettis.ninja.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
Riding the nearly-three-years-overdue-for-inspection elevator. I'm such an adrenaline junkie
Certificate of Elevator Inspection with an expiry date of January 31, 2023
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
I've been inspired by #monsterdon to add some customization features including a handful of fonts that sparkled with me to my #fediverse word cloud generator hartzell.io/fediwordcloud
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Fedi Word Cloud Generator | hartzell.io
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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
"Some men just want to see the world burn." #batman #heinous #humor #humour
evil person using a syringe to put mustard into a cream filled donut
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Sara @sarae.ecoevo.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
feral cat, August 14 lap cat, December 17 #catsofmastodon
same cat 4 months later, on a lapferal kitten in a box in a cage
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
forking someone's biggest project and kronenberging it with owo and uwu and using and other assorted brainrot from filenames to functions
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 19/12/2025
Do you have 5 minutes for me to tell you about shitposting on the Fediverse?
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bimmer HAS MOVED @bimmer.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
working in december should be illegal
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jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place @jd.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
The trolley problem when billionaires rule.
Cartoon. A trolley is on a track. In front of it are many people tied to the track with ropes. At the side of the track a man is standing with his hand on a large lever. A caption reads, “ You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service causing the company to lose profits.”
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