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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

@Guillotine-Jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff. I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@Guillotine_Jones, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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G.I. Robot :bc: @guydudeman.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 4h
If you haven't seen this yet... our future president Abdul had a great interaction with a GOP agent provocateur... The full exchange is amazing. Abdul not only schooled the guy, but the guy just walked right out with his tail between his legs […]
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️🍳 @gildilinie.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 6h
hello kitty and Garfield making out
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G.I. Robot :bc: @guydudeman.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 6h
meghan @deloisivete

Grown-up halloween idea: trick or treating but for cheese
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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10h
- Hast Du die neue Placebo schon gehört? - Nein, bin in der Kontrollgruppe.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
Things like members of Congress and the president complaining that the postal service isn’t profitable, all of the graft and corruption that’s happening right now…
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Will Dormann @wdormann.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
TikTok reportedly bans ads for Musk documentary before its wider US release I get the impression that TikTok is a horrible place on the interwebs, but banning an account because it is promoting content that is critical of an oligarch seems... Un-American?
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TikTok reportedly bans ads for Musk documentary before its wider US release - Engadget
The platform attributed the decision to “political content that goes against its policy.”
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
The caravan scare didn't work. Diesel prices didn't magically come down after the surrender to Russia. Calling opposing candidates trans gay freaks didn't work. Calling them Mohammed didn't work. There's no sign of even a dead-cat bounce in the polls.
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Xamanismo Coletivo @eliasulrich.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
#Meta has blocked this graphic from being posted via WhatsApp and possibly other Meta platforms. We don’t know why. It says: “THE WORLD NEEDS #BRAZIL. THE WORLD STANDS WITH #LULA.” Share it if you can.
The image of a hand signing the “L” in Lula - “The world needs Brazil. The World stand with Lula.”
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
At this point there's hardly even enough time for them to get Alito to retire so they can nominate one of the Cornell rapists for the Supreme Court and get a backlash vote in support of men who are accused of rape. And they have long since fired the master of the October Surprise, James Comey.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
Always wanted to experience the Redwoods, and finally got to go. I wish I could articulate how incredibly moving I found it to be, but words fail me. So I will simply say that my wish for all of you is to have moments of peace like this in the midst of the chaos.
Photo of a redwood grove with a brunette standing facing a tree and looking up with her arms spread out.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
TIL There's a directors cut of LIttle Shop of Horrors with an alternate ending that's closer to the play's endng I've heard about the play's ending, but I had no idea the film had an alternate ending
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Jorj, Interim DEITY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💪🏽 @just-jorj.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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World's oldest shipwreck found off Kekova Island in Turkey
Archaeologists say the wreck is up to 4,700 years old, dating to the Early Bronze Age.
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Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFO @jmaris.me · 18/10/2026
It's very easy to get depressed by the state of politics right now, but then you see interactions like this one, and it rekindles your faith. A new generation of politicians will come forward and they will be different. #AbduElSayed #USpol #Politics
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Hey friends, I'd like your thoughts on this on this, our friendly platform. Especially Australia IT pals. I took a huge demotion (years of work) to be able to move to Australia. Happy with my decision, love my work, love it here, going for citizenship, no issues on my side. Life is worth more […]
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Femme Malheureuse @femme-mal.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Leave all Meta products. No Threads, no Facebook, no Instagram, no Whatsapp. Meta is a fascist tool all the way through.
Screenshot, Bluesky post by Leah Greenberg of Indivisible (@leahgreenberg.bsky.social)

Text: Meta just took down the No Kings instagram page with 3000 events happening around the country today

Published: 2:46 PM ET · Oct 17, 2026
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U.S. Elaine @uselaine.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Mark Zuckerberg blocked the Indivisible Team from their accounts today. That tells you how dangerous it is to use any Meta platform. Boost what you can on all the channels! They fear democracy! #NoKings #Indivisible #VoteEarly
People by a highway hold letters that spell VOTE EARLY.A small portion of the large crowd at the No Kings/Vote Early demonstration, holding various signs up to passing traffic.
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Here's a Caturday treat for all of us. What looks like a crow in this image us actually a cat with its head cocked, as cats do. Enjoy your Caturday with a cat cosplaying a corvid. #Caturday #Corvids
Social media post with a photo of an animal that appears to be on a tile floor.
The caption says, "This picture of a crow is interesting because...it's actually a cat."
Close inspection reveals the photo to be of a black cat with one eye closed and its head turned so that its ear looks like a bird's beak.
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Scary "Grampus" Jerry 👻 @jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
There are major account take-over problems happening right now on mastodon instances - all appearances are that the actor is using stolen passwords, probably from malware running on desktops. I've suspended hundreds of compromised accounts over the past 48 hours, but only two on mine. If you […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
How the Zacharia, a unit of time that is .45 of a Scaramucci, was created: Scientists in the US split a Scaramucci in half on Friday to create a Zacharia, believed to be the shortest amount of time an incompetent person has embarrassed themselves in a public role for which they were completely […]
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Medieval Illumination @medieval-illuminations.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Oddish. herbal, Italy 15th century. Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library, LJS 419, fol. 77r. #medieval #MedievalArt
Oddish. herbal, Italy 15th century. Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library, LJS 419, fol. 77r.
#medieval #MedievalArt
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PKs Powerfromspace1 @powerfromspace1.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/polit…
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input @feed.igeek.gamer-geek-news.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
🐧 **The Framework 12 is the ultimate tinkerer’s PC – and a joy for Linux users** I've historically been skeptical of Linux laptops, but Framework showed me how it's done 📰 Source: Tux Machines 🔗 Link […]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
This is awesome. If your vote didn’t matter Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to stop you.
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
MapQuest Will Now Show You Where Flock Cameras Are In Your Neighborhood www.engadget.com/2288729/mapquest-w…
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MapQuest will now show you where Flock cameras are in your neighborhood - Engadget
You can see the locations of known outdoor surveillance cameras in the MapQuest app.
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IFTAS @iftas.mastodon.iftas.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
#SW_ISAC_Advisory We are tracking an uptick in hijacked accounts being used to generate notification spam across the Fediverse. For account holders: - Enable two-factor on your account. - Update your password if it's old or reused. Longer is better than complex. - Use a password manager and a […]
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Jon Sullivan @joncounts.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Mark Avery’s blog posts an important press release from the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds on the latest results of studies on longline fishery impacts on albatrosses in the Southern Hemisphere. It’s grim reading. > Dr Stephanie Borrelle, Pacific Marine Regional Coordinator at […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
A Zacharia is the new Scaramucci. A Scaramucci -- named for the Trump 1.0 White House communications director who only lasted 11 days -- for officials whose stay in public office is exceedingly brief -- has been replaced by a Zacharia. Katie Zacharia, who was comms director for only 4 1/2 days […]
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
🔥Our history, going up in flames! What is happening in the UK? Fires are destroying so many of our historical Victoria mills. Dalton Mills in Keighley had yet another "mysterious" fire a few weeks ago. I explored this spot a few years ago, now all this history […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
A long abandoned industrial hall with red, ornate metal support columns receding into the distance on a wooden floor.An abandoned, dilapidated room with brick walls and a dark green door. The door features the faded text "DESIGNS ON YOU," and moss grows on the decaying bricks.A dilapidated workshop scene featuring rusty machinery, cluttered floors, and a decaying wooden ceiling.An empty, sunlit room with distressed wooden floors, a matching ceiling, and multiple windows along the back wall. A rusty hand truck sits tilted in the foreground.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Everyone can tell you used AI to do it. They just aren't saying anything about it because they want to be polite. (Do you know someone who needs this thought to pop unbidden into their head?)
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Henrik Schönemann @lavaeolus.fedihum.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Here, #Berlin: Anyone interested in taking this folding couch off my hands? It's ~200cm long, ~80cm wide (folded), ~140cm wide (unfolded) - it should be able to dismantle it into 2-3 larger parts. It has served me well, but I can't take it with me to Mainz […] [Original post on fedihum.org]
The aforementioned foldable couch in the corner of my (ex-)room.
The cover has a nice reddish purple (it can use a wash, but is otherwise fine)
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
In a hilarious development I never saw coming, I think that some of my astrophotography is going to be published in the Wall Street Journal?!
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
This is a good headline
screenshot of a fortune.com article with the headline 'meet a 23 year old millionaire who canceled his plan to move to san francisco because of a billionaire tax he might never have to pay'
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Stefano Marinelli @bsd.cafe · 16/10/2026
Ok, looks like this is the week of funny experiences. Customer: "I had an AI check our server and it says the SSH port is open and that's not very secure." Me: "Yes, you asked us to open it so you could access the server via SFTP (actually, you wanted FTP, but we discussed it a bit and found […]
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Why We’re Banning AI www.currentaffairs.org/news/why-wer… #AI #NoAI
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Nonilex @nonilex.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Not a good day for my family — meaning Linus — so bare minimum posting. He’s okay. Just not a good day. He always comes first. Before me. Before work. Before this. He has no guile. He is kind. He is generous. He is sweet. He is silly. He is empathetic. He is […] [Original post on masto.ai]
Perfection disguised in a dog suit.
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Masayuki60 🦮🇯🇵 🇺🇦 🐕🇺🇲📷 @masayuki60.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Tired, hot (86f/30c), one more day. #dog #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #AdoptDontShop #rescuedog #photography #FujiFilm #hydrangea #Flowers
A white and brown dog lying in his bed caught in the middle of yawn, twitched mouth.Young hydrangea blossoms in mid October heatThursday mood face on a white and brown dog lying in his bed, looking at the cameraA white and brown dog lying in his bed looking tired (of getting pictures taken).
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AFA Nederland @afa.todon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
(from Pride Palace) "A TRANS WOMAN FROM MIAMI WAS SENT TO A COUNTRY SHE'D NEVER SEEN DEPORTED WHO: MEET DANIELA Daniela Fuentes, 32, came to the US from Cuba. In Miami she worked as a hairstylist and a drag performer, and she lived openly as herself. WHAT […] [Original post on todon.nl]
THIS WEEK

A trans woman
from Miami was sent
to a country
she'd never seen

DEPORTEDWHY IT MATTERS

Don't let her
story disappear

SEEN

Queer immigrants are our people too.
Share this so she isn't hidden twice.
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Carson Hill @dicenbuttons.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Found the most #fungal tree I've ever seen earlier this week - look how COOL it is! Like something in a fairytale. Highlight of my walk. Cheers friends. #mushtodon #fungiverse #fungi #mushrooms #awalkaday #mosstodon #honeymushrooms #armillaria
A dead tree stands perhaps 12 feet tall, covered in moss and bright orange mushrooms.A closer look at the top of the tree, showcasing perhaps fifty mushrooms.The side of the same tree, where about twenty mushrooms can be seen growing from the shaggy mossy bark.An upward angle from the base of the tree, looking up at all the neat little layered caps.
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Anna Haunthro @annaanthro.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
#Trump seeks to strip Congressional Rep for #Minnesota Ilhan Omar of her US Citizenship “Agents took Omar’s passport, mobile phone, personal computers and notebooks, according to people familiar with the search, the newspaper said. Omar arrived in the US in 1995 after living in a refugee camp […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
There are a lot of people here on the Fediverse who are more knowledgeable than I am about pop music. Would any of you music buffs know if The Beach Boys ever did a song about water boarding? #WaterBoarding #PopMusic
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😂🤪
Megan Collins
@megancollinsxo
I usually don't like bragging about taking expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store.
Now I'm on my way to the gas station.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Queen of the bookshelf.
Pica the tabby cat rests on a bookshelf she likes.
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Tim Bray 🇨🇦 @timbray.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Today is FORTRAN’s 70th birthday; its reference manual “appeared in a glossy cover, handsomely printed, with the date October 15, 1956.” softwarepreservation.computerhistor… (The actual software wasn’t released till the following year) No longer […]
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is Russell Dickert. He is the pig that punched a woman in the face for wearing a T-shirt he didn't like and having an opinion he didn't agree with. Let’s make him famous, maybe he’ll get his very own mugshot!
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ploum @ploum.mamot.fr.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
People who find LLMs useful when "used correctly" don’t understand that they manage to use them correctly because they spent 20 years of there life learning their craft without LLMs. LLMs is the only tool where the less you use it, the better you become at using it.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@msbellows Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Atlantic Industrial Coatings, now UFC … I’m sure it will turn out great
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
This is hilarious and terrible on its face, but also it's the administration avoiding normal procurement laws to give a no-bid contract to a political ally: "The UFC [Ultimate Fighting Championship], according to the bureau, is 'the sole qualified vendor' capable of providing tactical training […]
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RM @rowlandm.disabled.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
The fact starlink throttled the Ukraine's defence forces will be a red flag to other countries relying on starlink. This is why in critical situations, you cannot trust third parties - whether that is military scenarios, hospital data or commercially sensitive work. I don't care what the […]
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Alexander Karn @xankarn.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
In Whitman's words: "The proposition that the Nazis drew inspiration from American race law in creating their own program of racial persecution is sure to seem distressing...But in the end it should really come as no great surprise to attentive readers of...history." 6/n
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