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Samus Aran if she got insurance for every time her suit lost all her upgrades within 5 minutes of landing on a new planet. #metroid #gaming #nintendo

Scrooge McDuck diving into a mountain of gold coins like a pool.

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I like the video games where girls hurt people

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Making my VTuber a brat was such a brilliant move. I never have to justify my opinion on Vibeo Games, I'm just right 100% of the time. And if I'm ever wrong, it was just a bit to screw with you. Just like in real life. 🧠

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Falling off a map in a boss battle is so embarrassing, even if it's only 15 damage. #metroidprime4 #gaming #metroid

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Realizing my character's arc is sort of like Scott Pilgrim except she's not that much of a loser and doesn't hate high school girls. But they're both parodies of game/anime protagonists and just perhaps the tiniest bit toxic. But it's okay; she's got an arc and everything. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!!" #Portal2's GLaDOS is a rare mix of endearing, disturbing, and amusing. I have a lot of respect for games that go the humor route because many people react so poorly to humor. People who dumped on pre-BL3 Borderlands always bugged me. The humor […]

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#Nintendo games really look *good* this gen, for better or worse in a more traditional/realistic way than often expected. Metroid Prime 4, Star Fox, even Kirby Air Riders has some really good-looking cutscenes and levels going on. I think it's particularly nice to see that on the 'budget' […]

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I think switching meds is making me bitchy at the most annoying possible time with the VTuber launch. Side Effect City should be ending pretty soon, though; just have to push through the first week or two. Still waiting on the ADHD med, really hoping that one works. Being functional sounds great.

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I just assume every problem I have with websites now is slopcoding. I imagine that's very common now. Can't imagine the industry will survive in it's current state much longer.

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My new VTuber Kiki is now on Fediverse directly! @kekoakiki ! Through the magic of Buffer dot com I am trying to stay independent of platform and keep everyone up to date at once. More interconnection, less walled gardens, please. I don't have time to post on 40 social networks.

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Concise and accurate Reddit post I just found about MAGA's whole motivation, from www.reddit.com/user/The_Big_Daddy " I've been saying MAGA is just immature boy politics for a while: I don't want to eat my vegetables I don't want to get a shot I don't want to do my homework I don't […]

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Shine is usually my nervous boy, but Soot has been scared all day because the big loud contractor man was here to install the new water heater. She has gone gone downstairs all day since he arrived and bolted when I made a noise just now like Shine does.

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"Most fuckable pokemon"? Uninteresting, especially as a certain (small) percent were explicitly designed to be fuckable. *Least* fuckable pokemon? Now if you can answer that with data, I will watch your stupid incredibly long YouTube pseudo-documentary.

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Is there any #archive of #HomestarRunner's DVD-exclusive contents anywhere? You can't buy them anywhere and YouTube has a few, most of the SBemail ones but not most of the rest.

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[SA, us pol] What most people don't realize about the #LakeOntario situation is that Donald Trump repeatedly raped minors with the help of Jeffery Epstein. #uspol #uspolitics #politics #trump

If you have nothing to hide, they'll keep adding things to the list until you do. That's how #fascism / #surveillance states work.

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Kekoa Kiki 🐟 Mesugaki VTuber @kekoakiki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The last CEO is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

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Kiki burned her tongue on tea. 💢 How is your day going, Small Fry?

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Forcing myself to play the role of an (over) confident character has helped me notice and cut out a lot of the low-self-confidence stuff I find slipping into my words. Lots of 'I think', 'maybes', preemptive excuses for things not happening or being bad. Can't do any of that as Kiki and I […]

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What are some good #retrogames for a streamer to troll co op players or the audience? #gaming #streaming

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I bought some actual pumpkin spice* like a year ago. What should I use it on? *which is for pumpkins; does not contain pumpkins. #cooking #food #pumpkinspice #homecooking

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My favorite harmless/nonsense stereotype is fat characters having tons of HP in Beat Em Ups. You see a fat guy and you just know the HP meter is 3x the length of the other mobs. Not sure who started it but Streets of Rage 2 is where I first encountered it. Oddly consistent, not really […]

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[stupid] Darkwing Duck and his estranged cousin, Farkwing Fuck

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I need to pretend I know #fishing and like fishing games in a week. For my silly vtuber, nothing serious. Gimmie your best fishing tips and a fee fishing games to play. I downloaded this #fishbrain app and wow the upsells, calm down. #fishinggames #games

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*Watching a TV show where a phone rings and a character rushes to answer it* Who wrote this unrealistic dreck?

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...so this #DesertWarrior thing was money laundering, right? Saudis, $150m mysteriously earning back $1m; nobody heard of it until it failed. Can't imagine it was anything else […]

Quiet day here, what's everyone been up? Busy week here, setting up all my stuff for my VTuber--launching sept 3rd at 6 PM UTC! twitch.tv/kekoakiki Aside from that, I've been keeping up with chores, trying out some new treatments for MH issues, and catching up on games. Tomodachi Life […]

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

Kiki's reference sheet is almost here!

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We made a comic about the first telephone.

1 Alexander Graham Bell: I've done it. I've invented the world's first telephone.
2 Wife: Does it work?
3 Alexander, holding phone up to his ear: I don't know.

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The Dan @danbeeston.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

Current Manifesto topic: The fossil fuel industry is responsible for Crypto, NFTs and LLMs because we already have enough renewable energy to power everything else.

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I need to learn how to use a #PC98 emulator. ...and learn Japanese, probably. How is the PC98's library in terms of fan English translations these days? #retrogaming #translation #gaming #localization

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Does anyone have a #KickTheCheat plushie? Mine keeps turning itself off, anything I can do to fix that? It isn't low on battery; it's from the new production run. I have to reset it once in a while if it sits wrong or something. #homestarrunner #homestar #strongbad #Thecheat

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I love when Soot is expecting me to throw a toy, she *trembles* while staring at the toy, eyes wide, if I hold it in place before I throw it.

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My favorite thing about #Klee #GenshinImpact is that you think "oh she is childish and irresponsible because she is a little girl" then you meet her mom and realize, no, she will be like this for like 500+ years.

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Know what's really scary? Something that doesn't die when you kill it. This post is about royalty and inherited wealth, not zombies.

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You'd think my antipathy towards royalty would complicate my princess kink but actually: No, fuck you.

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Dead king, huh? Keep it up.

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One of my favorite #Homestarrunner bits is Strong Bad's apparent refusal to admit that it is the current year and not some time in the 80s or early 90s.

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So glad I grew up when we had REAL music www.youtube.com/watch?v=votBDwhTu1E

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I'm just saying I would never vote to convict someone of destroying an unconstitutional #Flock #surveillance camera, and I would encourage others to do the same. I would, in an unrelated note, remind anyone that bringing a phone or any device with a GPS to the destruction of a Flock camera […]

Albert Wesker and Heather Mason became "good friends" in my #TomodachiLife island. I had her call him "asshole" as her nickname for him. They bonded over discussing "Ouroboros".

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New #Kekoart from Phlebuster! Make sure to @ me or email bidness@kekoakiki.com if you make Kiki fan art, and use the appropriate tags!

a flat-colored anime-style drawing signed Phlebuster 26. The subject is Kekoa Kiki, a pink-haired anime girl with very long hair. She stands with a confident pose.