Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16hNo, that's just the disembodied skull bebop you're hearing. #scoobydoo #daphne #fred #humor #humour #spooky 001
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026"Is Canadian conspiracy." #rocky #bullwinkle #cartoons #humor #humour 025
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026It's not an oxymoron, it's a superposition! #dickens #quantum #humor #humour #schrodinger 031
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Spooky season is almost here. #soon #skeleton #october #humor #humour 025
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Wow, that guy really wanted that last parking space. #monday #mondaymotivation #humor #humour 032
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026Are you crying? There's no crying in *checks notes* in the Zipper! markarayner.com/the-zipper #carnies #rides #humor #humour 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Yet another confusing #caturday for this kitten that thinks it's a duck. #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour [video description: a little black kitten meowing in a store, sounding more like a duck than a cat] 030
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Do you get fries with that? Or is that more of a mashed potatoes dish? #dystopia #weird #signs #humor #humour 115
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026"Wacky with a sustaining thread of raw existential angst. .. Mark A. Rayner juggles it all in his black humor, satirical multiverse romp layered over the big questions of identify, meaning and what matters when everything is jumbled up." –Lynda Williams, author of the […] [Original post on mas.to] 022
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026Just kittens? Surely, puppies too? And what about baby otters? #cat #cats #kittens #humor #humour #catsofmastodon 011
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Yeah, yeah. The time knife. We've all seen it. [video description: Eckhart Tolle discussing how the future does not exist over pretty images of sunsets, etc ... ] #thegoodplace #eckharttolle #time #existentialism #humor #humour 000
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026This setup really puts the "loo" in ballooning. #prollyAI #balloon #loom #humor #humour 003
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Same here vending machine. You got this. #monday #mondayvibe #humor #humour #darkhumor 11654
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026Sunny Day Sweepin' the tanks away Looking for cookies to eat Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Ka-i-ju Street #cookiemonster #grover #thatTail #kaiju #godzilla #humor #humour 109
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026It's another brotherly #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour 2740
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026Very weird dogs have a cute case of the zoomies! #Iknowtheyarebovines #bovines #cattle #dog #dogs #humor #humour 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Uh, guys, I know you're operating out of a former fast food joint, but typography still matters. #Taintstore #TaintGoodDesign #humor #humour 032
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a walk in the rain with an ungulate. #deer #Ithink #antlers #ungulate #humor #humour 3822
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Today's Pirate Ontology is all about dark humor and why we need it. (Especially these days, but I'd argue humans require it always.) It's an essay you can check it out on my website directly: markarayner.com/what-is-dark-comedy… […] [Original post on mas.to] 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026I'm not sure what's happening here, but this lady's milliner is certifiable. #sillyHat #verySillyHat #namethatmovie #humor #humour 000
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026If you like to review books, are a librarian, a bookseller, or in the book trades generally, you can get an advanced reading copy of Beta Max, the second novel in the Tundraverse series. It's chock-full of Maximilian Tundras, this time featuring a few dinosaurs and […] [Original post on mas.to] 001
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026The irony police have been alerted. #robot #sweeping #humor #humour 052
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026When the company is finally fed up with the ballet master's perfectionism. #ballet #master #rifles #humor #humour 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026If my brother is doing it then I'm doing it too 000
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026Just hanging out on another super-normal #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour 11033
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Robot existentialism. (Art by Eric Joyner.) #robot #robots #existentialism #theThinker #humor #humour 026
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Some fabulous writing by Tom Junod about the Falling Man and 9/11: www.esquire.com/news-politics/a4803… #911anniversary #fallingmanesquire.comThe Falling ManDo you remember this photograph? In the United States, people have taken pains to banish it from the record of September 11, 2001. The story behind it, though, and the search for the man pictured in it, are our most intimate connection to the horror of that day. 011
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Robot existentialism. (Art by Eric Joyner.) #robot #robots #existentialism #theThinker #humor #humour 026
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026The cosmic ballet goes on. #gull #sheep #apotheosis #humor #humour 102
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Sharing this insightful review by Shannon Pilcher of The Gates of Polished Horn in full. "Intelligent, original, and consistently entertaining, Mark A. Rayner's collection will resonate with readers who appreciate literary fiction infused with speculative imagination […] [Original post on mas.to] 013
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026When your goblin enjoys your beverage more than you. #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026It's the fall, so that means a-woo school starts again. #husky #awoo #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #humor #humour 0154
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026It's hard to stay hydrated when you're really confused. #FartFreeWater #humor #humour #badDesign #weird #signs 0512
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Weird dog, making its own Jacuzzi . #IknowitsABear #dog #dogs #bear #humor #humour [description: a black bear frothing up a large tub of water like its a jacuzzi.] 031
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Wow, this is a really judgy #caturday. #surveillance #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour 195
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026A modern-age Tantalus. #balls #roof #childhood #tantalize #humor #humour 032
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a walk in the rain with an ungulate. #deer #Ithink #antlers #ungulate #humor #humour 3822
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026ICYMI, here are my (initial) thoughts on the retro-futuristic tyranny of the unitard: markarayner.beehiiv.com/p/the-retro… #humor #humour #sf #sciencfiction #onsie #unitard #jumpsuit #flightsuitmarkarayner.beehiiv.comThe retro-futuristic tyranny of the unitardWhy were 70s predictions of the future so obsessed with jumpsuits, onesies and unitard-like uniforms? 101
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026Brushing your teeth with this is exhausting. #thedude #thebiglebowski #probablyAI #sorry #humor #humour 111
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026If you haven't signed up for my newsletter yet, this is the kind of thing you risk missing: The retro-futuristic tyranny of the unitard markarayner.beehiiv.com/p/the-retro… #sciencefiction #SF ##humor #humour #newsletters 011
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026September! The spooky season is on its way! #elvira #pumpkins #pumpkinspicy #humor #humour 021
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026This book seemed extremely far-fetched when I started writing it. Even in the age of ozempic, it still has lots to say. The Fatness - a novel of epic portions - www.goodreads.com/book/show/3612181… #satire #humor #humour #comedy #darkhumor #SFF #book #books #bookstodon 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026Every Monday morning. #coffee #morning #monday #mondayvibe #humor #humour 000
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026In defiance of all the secret societies, I'm posting the schematics of the first RoboPope. #sundayfunday #robopope #robots #silly #humor #humour 001
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026It's Ichabod #Caturday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour 0718
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026Free on Kindle! Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse mybook.to/Milkshake A silly and easy way to Skip into the […] [Original post on mas.to] 012
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026The father of science fiction was a serious nutcase. #sf #sciencefiction #thiswasreal #hugoGernsback #humor #humour 023
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026In all fairness, there should be a sign or something. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour 3618
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026Free on Kindle! Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse mybook.to/Milkshake A silly and easy way to Skip into the […] [Original post on mas.to] 013
Reposted by Mark A. RaynerMark A. Rayner @markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026The goblin requests more sustenance. #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #food #humor #humour 0211