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gecos/CN: Janis Joan König SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛ Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ todon.eu/@ljrk, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Sebastian Hans @sebhans.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 9h
When complaining about bottlenecks, you should maybe also contemplate _why_ bottles have necks.
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 18h
wann pumpkin spice mate?
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Janine R. (noch 3 Semester) @janinereich.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Kann man nicht mal heute den Schmerz und die Trauer anerkennen, ohne gleich mit „Aber Netanjahu“ oder „Aber die IDF“ um die Ecke zu kommen? Ach was lass ich auch bei dem Thema die Kommentare uneingeschränkt auf.
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 19h
This is so friggin' awesome! Contention sets were *the* biggest hurdle as it could've meant a bidding game and we'd likely have no way to outbid others. But that ain't gonna happen, plus there doesn't seem to be an ambiguous or similar string either, which has us very much in the clear and we're […]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
youtube: > Quantum computers are both real and fake until you open the box and then there is a cat inside
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Manuel 'HonkHase' Atug @honkhase.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Der eine Ex-Geheimdienstchef ist #Rechtsextremist geworden (#BfV Maaßen), der andere gründet einen "Privaten Nachrichtendienst" (BND Schindler) und dieser hier ist gleich #Spion... Und diesen Behörden will die CDU / SPD Regierung in der Reform der #Geheimdienste massive Befugnisse geben? Was […]
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Back in the 1980s Tudor Griffiths taught Computer Science in the local school. Two maxims he repeated almost every class have stuck with me for decades. "A computer is exactly as smart as the person telling it what to do" and "A computer can and will make mistakes, and it'll do it a million […]
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Lenny @f09fa681.digitalcourage.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
(Boosts welcome!) Hi there! @theova and I are two software engineers with a combined 11+ years of experience building privacy-focused communication systems at @threemaapp in the Protocols and #Security team, now looking for our next opportunity. Our background spans protocol design, applied […]
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Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified: @adamshostack.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
You know what else is efficient? Executing enemies of the state. We gave up on that because no one wants to be the enemy of the state who gets executed, and so we all decided that a little inefficiency was better than all the alternatives that had been tried from time to time.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
So the "I left $AILab for ethical reasons" grift is starting up:
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Meh, I didn't find my way into the match today for the first 50min. Somehow still made a decent game but I just didn't feel it. Last 10mins were great and kinda a come-back for me, but that's only some solace. I believe I could've made the game :(
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Warschauer Straße never disappoint. Random dude approaching me at 3pm asking me where the next bar is to get a drink and inviting me to join him. After I decline "just wanted to say, you are very beautiful". Not the best pick up line someone tried on me, but also not the worst lol
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Prof Heino Falcke @hfalcke.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: idf.social/@arjen/117364443241316215 So, number of first year computer science students has halved (!) at some universities within two years - likely due to being scared by AI. (We don’t see this in physics and astronomy).
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
[porno titel, bernd das brot, was?] Chili das Schaf fickt Bernd das Brot - Das Runde muss ins Eckige
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Listening to the Libertines again and fuck this is such an amazing band with incredibly disturbing music videos.
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Girls, hate to break it to you, but it's pumpkin spice, not spicy pumpkin! :blobcatsurprised:
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Der Volksverpetzer @volksverpetzer.de · 02/10/2026
Die rechtsextreme AfD verliert jede Wahl in Niedersachsen. Schlagzeilen über AfD-Klatschen sind viel seltener als die tatsächlichen Niederlagen der rechtsextremen Partei - und das ist ein Problem. volksverpetzer.de/aktuelles/tr...
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Triple-Klatsche: AfD verliert alle Kommunalwahlen in Niedersachsen
Die rechtsextreme AfD verliert jede Wahl in Niedersachsen. Schlagzeilen, die viel zu selten gebracht werden, obwohl sie öfter eintreten, als darüber berichtet wird.
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
[lewd terrible] OH: Introducing my partner to another girl at a sex party: "Hey, get a load of her"
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
[bad pun lewd] No regrets sturbating sesh with a butt plug? Call that shameless self plug!
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
RE: todon.eu/@ljrk/116934465084238032 currently relevant again
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
OH: you know, going topless is just the natural consequence of the top shortage
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
[lewd, shitpost] my dommes are having a meeting. they call it the Hoe Owner Association
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Marktanalyse: Der Trend geht zur Mehrfachbeziehung!
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Vöner macht schöner <3
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
*this femby now officially unemployed¹* :ablobcatrave: ¹ for a month² ² also I have two lectures I have to hold
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Lenny @f09fa681.digitalcourage.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Oh, look, two jobs that totally fit my profile... 🫠 new.career.threema.com/jobs/8468571… new.career.threema.com/jobs/8468566… If someone else is looking for one, ideally two people that fit such a profile (or an applied […]
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inpc @inpc.go.mxtthxw.art.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
An internet router with antennae that makes it look like a spider, its hung up in the top corner of a room to look more spidery
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[food, silly] they feed us poison (inhabiting a body), so we buy their cures (eating regularly), while they suppress our medicine (eating one big meal and then not having to worry about it for the rest of the week)
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Book where MC who is unhappy with "his" body is saved from death to become a familiar and turned into a female kitten. (It's "Any Other Name" by Ela Bambust and it's cute and queer :3)
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kcxt! @cas.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
saw someone on HN say they will never contribute to Nura again since we ban LLM generated contributions (they had receipts too, they had contributed in the past) their argument was that having done device porting manually before, doing it with an LLM was something like 10x faster having seen […]
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Finished "Circe" by Madeline Miller and it was captivating indeed. If you know your Greek mythology, many of the plot points won't be surprising for you of course, but it is the in-between she fills with life: Many tales contain Circe, be it the Iliad, Odyssey or Telegony, the Argonautica, and […]
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Me to my partner: "As long as you got a deadline and unlimited chocolate, you can achieve anything." Her: "And iron supplements, apparently." (she has iron deficiency, again)
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Tofu-Lamm in der Ming-Dynastie gestern und heute Langos. Essen ist sowas verdammt geiles. Und auch wenn es echt geile (vegetarische oder gar vegane) Döner hier gibt, ich hätte gerne den ein oder anderen durch Langos ersetzt. Es muss ja nicht immer Döner sein. Für mehr Fastfood-Diversität in […]
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kcxt! @cas.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
[rip postmarketOS, long live Nura! bad post] OH: Nura, New Urinary Recreation Association. In memory of pissmarketOS 2016-2026 nura.eco DNS propagating.....
nura.eco
Nura // real Linux distribution for phones
Aiming for a 10 year life-cycle for smartphones
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
AI coding's actual use case is enterprise software proceeding with vastly greater velocity from dumb idea to unshiftable tech debt waste dump the stuff was always terrible and barely worked, but we can churn it so much faster now
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Patrick Breyer @echo-pbreyer.digitalcourage.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
🇪🇺🚨 Next Tuesday, a dirty deal on #ChatControl 2.0 looms, allowing PERMANENT mass scanning of our private chats (so-called #SearchPlans). 😱 Speak up and email your MEPs NOW to stop this: ℹ️ chatcontrol.wtf ✍️ fightchatcontrol.eu/?level=national…
Screenshot of an info page (chatcontrol.eu) warning about “Chat Control 2.0.” A highlighted line says a potentially final and decisive trilogue takes place on Tuesday, 29 September. It warns EU governments want “search plans” to scan “parts of a service” (e.g., all group chats or all EU users), effectively mass scanning of private chats. It cites that the Council’s own Legal Service warned this could be “general and indiscriminate” and likely illegal. It also warns about keeping the “voluntary” Chat Control 1.0 as a loophole, mentioning high false positives and cases affecting minors.
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
People complain about the LGBTQ+ alphabet soup but have you seen wifi standards? That's some 802.11abgnrsv/ac/ax stuff!
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
It's always impressive how I manage to feel not 0 but negative motivation. I'm motivated to do things that actively stop or reverse progress.
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
current life update: still searching for the pause button. however at least I had a very (personally) successful first league match after >10y of break and will now play in 3 teams, 2 of which play league. I know that it seems odd that my answer to "it's too much" is "more" but specifically […]
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
sorting my songs into playlists based on capitalization style. SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD vs. i can't get high
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Wie man nicht auf eine Frage antwortet. friendica.opensocial.space/display/…
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#BVG und #ZugBubble: Ich wurde gerade in der U-Bahn angeherrscht, dass ich mit dem Rad nicht in den ersten Wagen dürfe – das ist mir neu. Ich kenne nur die Regel, dass wenn das Radabteil hinter dem Zugführerhaus liegt und der an der Spitze fährt, dass ich dann da nicht rein darf. Dafür gibt es ja auch die Sticker "Türbereich freihalten, wenn der Wagen an der Spitze fährt". Das war aber hier nicht so – der Fahrradbereich war am anderen Ende des Waggons. Darf ich dann trotzdem nicht in den ersten Waggon? Und warum?
#BVG und #ZugBubble: Ich wurde gerade in der U-Bahn angeherrscht, dass ich mit dem Rad nicht in den ersten Wagen dürfe – das ist mir neu. Ich kenne nur die Regel, dass wenn das Radabteil hinter dem Zugführerhaus liegt und der an der Spitze fährt, dass ich dann da nicht rein darf. Dafür gibt es ja auch die Sticker "Türbereich freihalten, wenn der Wagen an der Spitze fährt". Das war aber hier nicht so – der Fahrradbereich war am anderen Ende des Waggons. Darf ich dann trotzdem nicht in den ersten Waggon? Und warum?
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
#BVG und #ZugBubble: Ich wurde gerade in der U-Bahn angeherrscht, dass ich mit dem Rad nicht in den ersten Wagen dürfe – das ist mir neu. Ich kenne nur die Regel, dass wenn das Radabteil hinter dem Zugführerhaus liegt und der an der Spitze fährt, dass ich dann da nicht rein darf. Dafür gibt es […]
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Lucy @somsnosa.dreampi.es.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
in my wildest dreams, I wander through a world with free trans healthcare and showers that have enough storage space for all my hair routine products
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lj·rk @ljrk.todon.eu.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Besides food + home related stuff... the biggest expenses I have are now books. That feels very good. Although I did want to work a bit but I'm not sure whether I can resist getting the third book of the series because aaaah fuck I need to know.
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Drehumdiebolzeningenieur @drehumdiebolzen.social.cologne.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
RE: ard.social/@tagesschau/117258635380… Wann lernt die Tagesschau endlich mal, dass „both sides“ bei Faschisten keine neutrale Berichterstattung ist?!?
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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 12/09/2026
There main reason we need a good geoclue2 replacement, is that we need to make vkcube spin the other way around in the southern hemisphere.
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Reginald @raganwald.social.bau-ha.us.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Just what it says on the tin: “Probably the weirdest CEO.” But only probably: This is LinkedIn, after all.
have timed the kettle.
Not once. Properly, over a fortnight, with a stopwatch. Four minutes and ten seconds to boil, plus the walk, plus the standing there, plus the conversation that happens while people are standing there. Because nobody ever stands at a
kettle on their own. It attracts.
Average round trip, seven minutes.
Eleven people. Twice a day.
That is 154 minutes a day. Twelve and a half hours a week.
Roughly 600 hours a year.
Six hundred hours. I've costed it against payroll and it comes to just over 2% of
what we spend on salaries.
Two per cent. On boiling water.
I'm not banning tea. I want to say that clearly because I've already had a look on people's faces and I know what's being assumed. Nobody is
banning anything. I've simply shared a number.
What people do with that number is a matter for them. I would say that the seven minutes isn't the kettles fault. The
kettle takes four. The other three minutes are a choice.
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
The call for participation for the 40th Chaos Communication Congress with the motto „Model Citizen“ has opened. Find all information here: content.events.ccc.de/cfp/40c3/inde… #40C3 #modelcitizen
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40C3 Call For Participation
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Weltzeitgeist @wackjackle.norden.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
Queen! 👸
KIPFENBERG

Weil er den Hitlergruß gezeigt hat: 19-
Jährige schlägt Gleichaltrigen mit
Weißbierglas

Ein 19-Jahriger hat am Donnerstag den
HitlergruR gezeigt und bekam als Reaktion das
Weißbierglas einer Gleichaltrigen ins Gesicht. Ein
anderer Mann bedrängt die Frau —- und bekommt
ebenso das Glas an den Kopf.

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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 10/09/2026
[Kirkiversary] Käsespätzle are just German Mac'n'Cheese. Change my mind
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