5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026From a young age I was intrigued by the glass elevators of the Lloyd's building. Then I saw a BBC documentary about the building which made me appreciate Rogers' vision. Today I got to go inside, it was a delight. 110
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This new policy of letting you on any train 2 hours before or after a cancellation is foreplay before axing delay repay schemes imo. 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BBC iPlayer removing the feature to see newly screened films. #enshittification 110
Reposted by 5pencephantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i just got kicked out of the green party for, you guessed it: being trans 1123
Reposted by 5penceSarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm running on a platform of: 1) Remove the Bognor Regis photos from Clacton Martello Lounge 2) Replace the loo roll dispensers at Clacton train station with something that actually functions 3) Wetherspoons takes over the Lock & Barrel, Frinton 4) Properly tax the super rich ffs 0223
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@trinketbirdy.bsky.social retail, residential, hospitality. this one's got a bit of everything www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...rightmove.co.ukCheck out this 6 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove6 bedroom detached house for sale in High Street, Colchester, Essex, CO1 for £990,000. Marketed by Harris + Wood, Colchester 110
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 28/08/2026fascinating how local police force has no "Controversies" section on Wikipedia. plenty of cops on @wikipedia.org it seems 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the sadness of a station road where the trains no longer go 000
Reposted by 5penceAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 26/08/2026I accidentally bought some truly disgusting weed, but I can’t bring myself to just throw it away because it was pretty expensive. This is the Skunk Cost Fallacy. 825429
Reposted by 5penceJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection 12584125
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Second blood donation cancelled in recent months. App says my blood type is in demand, but you wouldn't know it based on how things are run locally. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's April, next stop: Panini Island.youtu.beDry Cleaning - Let Me Grow and You'll See The FruitYouTube video by Dry Cleaning 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I can’t tell if I would be more embarrassed being socially engineered by AI or someone from my IT department trying to trick me. 000
Reposted by 5pencebecky goop @gooplord.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Big Walk is The Witness for people who smoke, people who drink 2504
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Come on boffins, let’s put our heads together and figure this one out! This is Big Walk! @househouse.com 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 27/07/2026mandatory voting will require investment to pay for more polling station capacity. if queues are long people will walk away. in practice £10 fines won't be enforced by the courts. Australia convicted just 226 people one election out of a million. i'm more interested in voter ID rules repealed 100
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I hope if England win and they put Starmer on the screen during the final the crowd boos him. Would be the perfect end to his time in downing street. 000
Reposted by 5pencePath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 13/07/2026hot dads in your area are visibly annoyed that you messed with the thermostat settings 225467
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 08/07/2026People clapping like seals because Virgin Media got fined for screwing customers while Ofcom hand-wave Royal Mail's erosion of basic service provision. Extremely weak. 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@zackpolanski.bsky.social gonna comment on this police scandal? It's not a good look for the party on any front. 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Starting to seem like a strategic own goal to close Post Office branches and put them inside WHSmith.bbc.co.ukUp to 150 ex-WHSmith high street stores to close as rescue deal approvedThe sweeping restructuring, approved by a court, will see steep rent cuts on most remaining stores. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 28/06/2026why does a tiny 2 bed house need 3 toilets? put me in charge of Taylor Wimpey coach 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I expect the social media ban to become a game of whack-a-mole. Teens move from regulated platform to unregulated platform. Government moves to bans those. Rinse, repeat until smaller platforms refuse to comply. Risk for the government is whether 18 year olds return to big tech regulated platforms. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 12/06/2026shout out to Apple Music for making it one extra click to favourite albums. Steeb Jubs would have loved that. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 11/06/2026To the beat of Tank! Tank! Tank! Nya nya nya nyanya nyanananaa 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Had a Homer Simpson moment today seeing a sign that read “watch your bag, or someone else will” I think to myself, oh that’s nice of them 😊 000
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 04/06/2026get us a bottle while you’re down there @cursedtoilets.bsky.social 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 01/06/2026what if instead of queuing up at a counter, asking for a drink, paying for it, and getting it, we have an app that prints off a sticker, which gets lost in a busy kitchen, and then 15 minutes later the customers ask what's going on? what if we paid people 6 figure salaries to implement these systems 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 30/05/2026cycling along the riverside trail today, beautiful day. pass a lad reading a Ulysses sized book. and all i can think is, well at least it's not a dang phone. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 29/05/2026really not feeling the new Boards of Canada record. i hope it grows on me like Wildflower did after a similarly long hiatus. but there are so many moments that make me wonder if they even know what people like about their music. 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 23/05/2026free market cranks in a loose labour market: you're not getting feedback on your unsuccessful job applications because there are too many applicants free market cranks in a tight labour market: you're not getting feedback because the company doesn't owe you their time 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Accidentally returned a parcel to one of those lockers with a tenner attached. Guy spots what I did and shouts to me. Somehow the interface let me unlock it and put the parcel in a different space. Result. I need to get a wallet. 020
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Putting stickers that say "Dear supermarket, I would have bought this, but you made it too annoying to do so" on all these contraptions until it stops. 020
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 16/05/2026POV walking around HMV films aisle and Puddle of Mudd’s Blurry plays 010
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Nothing says serious investment in the public realm like a nylon conference flag outside an empty shop. GBR continues to prove it is little more than a branding exercise. 030
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Out of 64 seats declared in Essex, Labour has lost their deposit in 30 of them. Mondeo Man has had enough of this government. 100
Reposted by 5penceSarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The intrusive thought to reach out and quickly poke it did NOT win, and yes I will be regretting that for the rest of the day. 2437461
5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 05/05/2026🚨 New: Zack Polanski took an unused sachet of posh ketchup from the pub home after finishing a meal [@thetimes] 031
Reposted by 5penceStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026 853712054
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