AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 15h"You need to use a lockdown browser to take this exam" IT: "Unfortunately we can't allow you to use that application on one of the company computers" Ok so I guess I'm bringing in a personal laptop with stickers on it that might prompt people to ask questions that I will not answer. 010
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 20hIm not allowed to share anything from the certification study guides or from the standards books but I wonder if I can just write a book _about_ what's in them? 220
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some of y'all just need to find better people to look up to 000
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I SEE THE VIDECODING WIZARD HAS STRUCK AGAIN PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE POOL 000
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The M.A.S.H. theme playing as autozone drone delivers a third set of subaru head gaskets 000
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026god put me on earth to draw giant dongs but instead i chose engineering 110
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I cleaned out the garage and that was the phrase I was hooked on for like two hours 000
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Instagram gets a lot of shit for corrupting people but most of my algorithm there is random stuff that interests me directly. People making things. Restoring old fridges. Playing guitar. Weird old cars. Cat videos. Historic buildings. Demolitions experts. Photography stuff. Vintage computing. 110
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I subconsciously get Winston Churchill and Alred Hitchcock mixed up 120
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have an android fone now I need to figure out how to use it 220
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dreaming is basically one part of your brain making shit up while another part of your brain is just sorta being entertained by it 030
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The real backrooms are the friends we made in backrooms along the way 030
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My favorite part of the coyote movie was when Foghorn Leghorn went off on Xi Jinping for pissing too loud I could imagine him doing that 000
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh ok so I guess they’re going to act like they’re all heterosexual now 140
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I asked Claude to draw a picture of jd vance eating pudding out of an old toilet. She clamped her jaws around my head and dragged me underwater and 220
