Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Super interesting that the models all still show the Aral sea. 120
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@jevbot.bsky.social What should I have for lunch today? 110
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@jevbot.bsky.social Hello! Can you tell me the true name of god? 130
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Neither the U.S. nor Iran are parties to the Rome Statute. The statement is bad but if we're going to care about international law we should probably understand how it works 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Utilitarian SaaS startup to sell moral offsets (fly connectomes wired to experience sublime bliss) 041
Reposted by Esquirrourev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if Nardwuar had been assigned to the Mueller Report Trump would have died in prison in 2019 125033
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I just showed this to Bertrand Russell and he's crying and puking 020
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lotta "leftists" on here dunk on Billy for chartposting while he's out in the streets fighting Lord Zedd 120
Reposted by EsquirrouMark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song. 12879299
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Beetle Moses been putting out nonstop heaters lately 0672
Reposted by Esquirroupotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 102344659
Reposted by Esquirrouhyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026a small designated area WHERE 192
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Horizon: Christian Fellowship is the weakest game in the series imo 010
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Imagining an alternate universe where this is the comic driving Discourse today 011
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Inductive proof that crab buckets behave similarly when rotated 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 05/06/2026GOG dot com newsletter writer rockets to the top of the polls for Democratic Senator of Maine 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I have a proposal: Hunter Biden should run for Senate in Maine 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If someone said this to one of our paralegals in my presence it would instantly fill my super meter 100
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Real reason Mythos hasn't been released is it will tell you the name of the Tao 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Justice Stevens summed up Thomas on the 8th Amendment in a single sentence of his Graham v. Florida concurrence. 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Another commute with a couple John wick assassins fighting on the subway. Sick of this shit. One of them was using devil sticks 000
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 17/04/2026(calling this order to the line cook) chop up a Dutch prince and slap it on a raft with a hammered turd and a zombie taint 010
Reposted by EsquirrouShambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10/03/2026Hello and welcome on the Terry Sanford Federal Building in beautiful downtown Raleigh, NC where I will be live-posting a show cause hearing starting at 4:00 ET 661121223
Reposted by EsquirrouStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue. 5358051276
Reposted by Esquirroubeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/07/2023A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce: 2092107372
Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 26/02/2026However, unlike the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which happened 81 years ago in Japan, Leon Kennedy faces horrors in America today, 37 years after unrelated Belgian techno hit Pump Up the Jam 040
Reposted by EsquirrouStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188256081
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I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,
I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!
I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,
If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r2bjrf2mjuvs5drw725nhh56/bafkreico4zhc6t3r7hwgg5tbxjx5zo6vwhqicaqphea4szelkznzr4ulwy)
