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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even though the Halo franchise has been gutted for failing to meet unrealistic expectations, at least Bungie, the original creators of Halo, have also been separately gutted for failing to meet unrealistic expectations
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hmmmmmm
a screenshot of Dark Souls showing the player in Quelag's Lair reading a player message that says "Be wary of bug"
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
how did I only notice this about dungeon gals JUST NOW
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NEW: CWA union members have inflated a giant rat and deployed a wall of red flags representing laid off Xbox workers outside the Bethesda office in Rockville. The protest was timed to coincide with a visit from Xbox CEO Asha Sharma, who is apparently at the studio today.
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Stuffed Wombat @stuffedwomb.at · 06/08/2026
MARBLE SOULS coming 2026 wishlist now - store.steampowered.com/app/4531440/...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Replaying Ocarina of Time, got to the good part
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think this is real
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Darius @billvalentine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Skies of Arcadia has some really fun NPCs
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The core argument is that cities like Seattle are so addled by left-wing ideology that they have fallen into dystopia. In reality, the city has never adequately funded harm reduction programs and continues to rely on incarceration to address homelessness. What Powell wants is what we're doing.
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Darius @billvalentine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 30/07/2026
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Darius @billvalentine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am so tired of all these necromancers.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Dutch Cycling Embassy @dutchcycling.nl · 23/07/2026
The beauty of everyday cycling in the Netherlands. Artist Cathy Tuttle captures these everyday scenes beautifully in a series of watercolour postcards. We love these glimpses of the ordinary, made extraordinary. Explore the full collection: buff.ly/J3L3nOn
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Slick or Slack @slackslick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com #WorldCup
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
SONIC DRIFT 2 SEGA 1995 GAME GEAR
Tails with the gold trophy. Good job!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/07/2026
Messi as Hussein diagram
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
he has two of them
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Harrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A Darius ending that looks like a shit post.
Darius Gaiden Zone W ending: A pilot in red is seated in front of a Japanese style arcade cabinet with a triumphant fist raised in the air while a pilot in Blue lays on the ground. "After clearing the final zone, I unconsciously mode(sic) a victory pose in front of cabinet. Here's Penny Arcade. THE BEST GAME "DARIUS GAIDEN" IN THIS PENNY ARCADE, ALL ROUND HAVE BEEN CLEARD."
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 12/07/2026
England, unfortunately, knows about doggedly sending men to waste time in a north american swamp of little real value.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Norway has lost
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
POV your monastery is cooked
Erling haaland photoshopped to be carrying a double bladed axe
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Asha Sharma's cribbing of the Elon Musk playbook is getting a little too obvious
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Words cannot convey how singular id Software is.
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sony: say goodbye to physical releases Xbox: we're cutting 3200 jobs Nintendo: Time your button presses to the beat across a splashy collection of games that will challenge your rhythm in Rhythm Heaven Groove!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just another monday... A grumpy #squid on a Greek #fish plate from Apulia, dating 330-300 BC. Fish plates were decorated with various examples of seafood. They were invented in Athens in the 5th century BC. Most of them are found in Southern Italy, where they were produced in... 🧵1/2
A detail of a Greek fish plate, with a red squid on a black background. The squid looks a bit grumpy.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024
Cartoon panels, face close-ups.

Asuka: Fuck England! I hate England!
Shinji: You watch football, Asuka?
Asuka: What the fuck is "football"?
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/06/2026
I just don't think laying off people working on one of, if not the best game to come out so far in 2026 is great business.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The biggest gift from the French to New York since the Statue of Liberty
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cmon
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Put James Dolan in an impenetrable cube
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 11/06/2026
It's unbecoming to see New Yorkers feeling things
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
1991
enesco garfield figurine, 1981

garfield hitting a computer and it says “compute this sucker”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Learned recently there's a whole subculture of halal BBQ joints in texas, originally because Texas's quite-large Muslim population couldn't eat at ones that also prepared pork, but now it's a whole thriving culinary niche. Real "glorious American melting pot" stuff
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
unfortunately every time i see luke kornet i just think "there's the big pizza"
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Len @len.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I am going to make an absolutist statement that I believe is about as close to infallibly true as you can get in our complicated world: As a worker, no one who is urging you not to unionize has your individual best interests at heart.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Man what the hell is going the fuck on man
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🎃𝕄𝔸𝔻 𝔻𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 ➡️⬇️↘️➕🦇 @doctorbutler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/05/2026
youtu.be
Koji Kondo - Flower Garden [Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island]
YouTube video by PPF
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Darius @billvalentine.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 09/05/2026
lol someone on Reddit made the Nirvanna the Band Update Day video but only with games currently on the Nintendo Switch Online service. www.reddit.com/r/nirvannath...
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Rory Carroll @rorycarroll.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My friend’s Dad started painting this imaginary map one little painting at a time in 1963. With the exception of one break, he’s done one a day and it’s 4100 paintings now.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
86% of young Americans want a Quest 64 sequel according to CBS News
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service.

Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm
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the_beka @thebeka17.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Declassified photos of Stasi agents modeling undercover disguises.
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