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Biker Nice from Mars

@bikernicefrommars.bsky.social
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communist motorcycle nurse he/him

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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mets opening day report
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
for the first time i clocked that when the mst3k theme song says "now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends," it implied that Joel knew companionship was more valuable than being tortured a little less
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Craig Shackleton @craigshackleton.com · 15/06/2025
It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Brezhnev told me Venus keeps eating his space probes so I asked how many he has and he said he just goes to Baikonur and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding spacecraft to planets and then Sergei Korolev started crying.
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Barry Zuckercorn and Dr. Leo Spaceman are cut from the same cloth
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
difficult to overstate how much i resent the ambient existence of generative ai. tech barons found a way to poison whatever joy they haven't already eradicated from life
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/04/2025
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Really important piece in @thenation.com today from Palestine Legal director Dima Khalidi about how universities like Columbia laid the groundwork for the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil and all the other persecutions that are coming www.thenation.com/article/soci...
thenation.com
Mahmoud Khalil’s Abduction Is a Red Alert for Universities
Schools across America have a choice: Defend their students against Trump or be complicit in his crimes.
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 11/03/2025
while it's mathematically impossible to reach the levels of cool that @b0tster.yeag.gay has attained, buying this shirt may get you a fraction of the way there! also your purchase supports both her AND this sweet non-profit trying its best to create cool shit and help others do the same!
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
part of the current story is that the new york state & city democratic party apparatus is so corrupt and sclerotic it's literally helping destroy the country
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
with all due respect to What is to be Done i feel less optimistic about spreading Marxist ideas among an American working class this utterly suffused with Hitler particles than i do about successfully communicating the concept of balanced caloric intake to my cat
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Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A cop killing a cyclist because he was watching a transphobic Matt Walsh YT video while driving his squad car is the perfect example of why police officers need to undergo a re-education process before entering regular society again
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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!" democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
pinker, with his vacant eyes and fluffy white hair and vacuous yapping has always reminded me of, like, a remarkably stupid poodle, with the one main point of difference being that i have never personally hated a dog
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Cannot be overstated the extent to which Donald Trump and the rest of these guys don't want to fight. They shirk and flee from every confrontation. The only way they have had success is that liberals will obsequiously clear the way for them in the name of decorum.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!” ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
some gen alpha teens called my vocal patter cool today and i still cannot decide if they were dunking on me or not
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
doomerism of the intellect, doomerism of the will, "well, we have to put the work in, right" of the trying to save face as an ostensible communist
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
one of the first places llm writing is probably already going unnoticed is in real estate listings because chatgpt and brokers already share the exact cadence of a 7th grader trying to hit word count on an essay
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Kids in the Hall is better than Monty Python for a lot of reasons, but mainly because when they do drag they really fucking sell it.
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
easily the worst part about trying bluesky again is that i am back to having to routinely see, even if only by way of quote dunks, posts from will stancil
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?
NYT editorial: America will regret Trump’s attacks on transgender citizens
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
evergreen sentiment apparently
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
i should come back over here. the other site is giving me brain damage
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
This is one of the oldest Christian churches on Earth and half the congregation of Palestinian Christians were sheltering inside, they refused to leave their ancestral home they've always been in, and it appears the Israelis dropped the church on them
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Is Israel pausing the aerial bombing to give Gazans time to evacuate south? No. Sham order on the face of it. Meant to justify that anyone they end up shooting in the "evacuated" territory is a combatant looking for a fight.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
i simply do not know how to wrap my head around witnessing a genocide happen in real time and being wholly unable to do anything about it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
How do 1 million people evacuate anywhere in 24 hours? Especially when they have nowhere specifically to evacuate to?
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
“Never again” means “never again for anybody,” not just us.
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
the ancient forces of greed and fear are coming from inside the house
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
vibes are fucked rn on this whole planet
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
a great thing about bluesky is you can be the first person to post some good corny shit
i searched for "Dianne Notfeinstein" on bluesky and there were no results
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
i like lanternflies because every time i see one I'm immediately in starship troopers
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2023
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Poster of Godzilla reading a Godzilla comic book, headline is READ, caption is 'Godzilla for America's Libraries'
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
you ever look down at the sidewalk and realize that you're walking past a congregation of rats of sufficient size that your initial and automatic response is just to say at normal volume "oh hey guys"
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
sometimes you get off work and smoke a small amount of weed and get ready to tuck into some Zelda and then you open Zelda and then open the map and then just scroll around the map for sixteen minutes while thinking about your cat's psychology
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
rats ate my motorcycle so i learned to fix my motorcycle and then i fixed my motorcycle and now we are so fucking back
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
A grey and white cat rolling on her back on the couch
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
There might be riots if more people went on Blind and saw posts from Netflix engineers like "My job is so boring, my manager is not giving me any work and I just kinda sit around all day. Should I start a side hustle during work hours? Years of experience: 3. Total compensation: $550k."
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I'm sorry i just cannot believe that the guy who had Batman lead a cop army to street fight a nuclear-armed occupy wall street is going to have anything insightful or fundamentally true to say about the history of American techno apocalyptic horrors
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
antizionism is not antisemitic. Israel is an apartheid state. I'll tell you what IS antisemitic though, it's the incredibly coarse mesh lining manufactured into all men's swim trunks
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Yuri @ferrinus.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
well, folks, it's finally happened: i'm open for art commissions! email me or, i guess, DM me on some other social media we're both on if you want a portrait, character design, or similar. rates and examples at yurkav.com
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Biker Nice from Mars @bikernicefrommars.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
being a little too high means having to roll a d20 for every single skill check
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
This is the endgame for the AMPTP w/r/t all artists in all trades. Actors, directors, writers, costumers, DPs, electricians, production designers. Pay you for one day, use AI to duplicate your labor, fire us. This is why we're on strike, why SAG is on strike, and why we have to win.
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