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Becky

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I run a tight shipwreck.

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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate how addicted I am to the sodding find the ducks reels.
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Incredible rainbow overhead. My husband: “I wanna lick it!”
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Man Bathes in Skittles Candy
Alt: Man Bathes in Skittles Candy
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You may feel some fatigue in the few days following your operation” Me, barely able to open my eyes or get out of bed, “no shit”
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh this is one of my favourite facts that always pisses people off, Shakespeare is modern English, you can tell because you can read it.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ice Cube's Confused Reaction
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONTENT NOTE: Wrist cut and bruising. I had uterine fibroid embolisation surgery and all I got was this lousy wrist wound. Isn’t it MAD they can do this from your wrist? Look up the procedure if you’re curious. It’s hella cool.
A small entry wound for an arterial catheter and some light bruising around the site.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made friends with the garden centre cat. Day made.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books
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hux | aka Lizzie Huxley-Jones @littlehux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
justice prevails!!!
HarperCollins drops David
Walliams backlist
NEWS
SEP 18, 2026 BY MAIA SNOW
David Walliams © Charlie Clift
HarperCollins has dropped the backlist of children's author David Walliams, The Bookseller understands.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh god i had to
The pope staring in mute befuddlement at a green glass orb, meme text saying ME and the green glass orb is ANOTHER DAT ON SATAN'S INTERNET
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eggs on toast with masala chai for breakfast. I have peaked. It is only downhill from here. Well, until I introduce my DnD group to their "mid-season finale" boss battle tonight... Mwahaha etc.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't tell you how much I as a voracious reader and avowed pivot-to-video hater do NOT need to see a "book trailer". Please allow me to judge your new novel by its cover as is traditional (also please put your blurb on the BACK not the inside left jacket).
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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lindsey romain @lindseyromain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think it’s genuinely kinda insane that tom cruise being second in charge of a devastating and abusive cult just like… has no impact on his career or public persona lol
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They sent this shite to everyone in the industry so I put my PMDD to good use
Hey Sam,
This email is the funniest part of your sitcom.
All the best,
Sara
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I showed this to my husband and he congratulated me on finding such an accurate representation of my "goblin run"
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get 'em.
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sony argued that "reasonable consumers" already know they don't really own the digital goods they paid for. The Consumer Rights wiki has now made a list collecting more than 30 examples where Sony told customers they do, in fact, own the digital games they paid for. bit.ly/4gNi4Ls
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Waiting for a drain person to come and look at the drains. Anytime between 8 and 6. Can I settle? Absolutely not.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Made an offhand ironic comment in a work meeting that I then got teased for by a person I do not like and now resisting the urge to over-explain my glib comment in a way that will only make me feel worse.
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Eoin Daly @eoinmauricedaly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever since I was a little boy, I always wanted to begin Monday mornings by double factor authenticating on my smart phone to enable me to use a Word processor
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We have limped to the boss and died to them three times in a row. We are not closers.
The beginning of a game of Escape from Dark Castle, a black and white scenario and dice game
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cold Comfort Farm is just such a wonderful comic work. In essence a Jane Austen heroine walks into a Thomas Hardy novel.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Carbooting. I don’t know who I am anymore.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is entirely possible I shall spend the entire day on various comfy sofas drinking nice beverages and reading a whole trashy thriller.
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Harley Quinn's Sassy Tea Time
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 10/09/2026
💀
andrewxdugan

[Screengrabs of 2 images of Elizabeth Holmes talking in the new Nathan Fielder documentary]

Your parents telling you that traumatic event that happened in your childhood didn't happen the way you remembered
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Allow me a whinge. This week, I’ve had a migraine that’s taken me out for two days, the heaviest, most painful period in months, and now it looks like I might have cellulitis on one of my legs. I don’t know who I’ve pissed off, but I’m sorry, please leave me alone.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So this is where the Proclaimers are at now
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wrong sized speculum.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you're given an imminent date for an operation you haven't quite psychologically prepared for but it's also the NHS so it feels like a huge win to have one so soon.
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First porridge of the season. Happy sigh.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My bank account was recently horrified by the amount of Kickstarter et al money coming out, but September Me is reaping the rewards, literally.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ahhhh glorious Eden Book Society swag arrived (this isn’t all of it…) Can’t wait to dive into all of this later and get some nice creepy books on the go @deadinkbooks.bsky.social
A small display of merchandise from the Eden Book Society including the novellas themselves in a slip case
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No it doesn't. All fans watching it, or indeed putting money towards any Harry Potter merchandise in any form, is explicitly funding JK Rowling's attacks on us. If you're a fan, there's no division at all. You've planted your flag.
Harry Potter HBO Series Divides Fans Over Rowling's Gender Views
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The reality: Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or play pro sports. Or they just do it at a political conference. Wearing pants.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
37. Wut.
A selfie of me, a newly dyed redhead and autumnal colours enthusiast
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine trying to brag about a phone that is any phone other than this phone
Classic 90s see thru phone with neon inner parts beep boop
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem
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