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Becky

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I run a tight shipwreck.

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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 12h
Him: “let’s have a nice board game evening” Me, not half an hour later: “Fuck OFF getting rid of all my units in GONDOR!”
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Flatbread. FLAT. BREAD. #GBBO
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can always tell the customers who’ve never worked in a service industry role.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Withnail & I, Claudius
Derek Jacobi and Richard E. Grant
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sending love x
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dreaming about someone you’ve lost is so bittersweet. On the one hand, it’s a sorrow that clings to to your whole body when you wake up, but on the other, it’s just so lovely to spend some time with them again. She made me mango and lime cake.
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Auroch Digital @aurochdigital.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carnage and chaos awaits! Warhammer Survivors launches on 10th November 2026 on PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 and mobile (iOS and Android). Watch the latest trailer 🔽
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Creative economy. Creative. I got carried away making one of my Big Arguments. But you get it. Anyway, I’ve got 2000 points of Sylvaneth to paint.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d love to say I haven’t in turn contributed to Games Workshop… But on a serious note, I do hope one day we realise we’re a cultural economy and support cultural institutions appropriately because they make fucking bank.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yuuuuup I wielded it in a discussion with my dad the other day and he slightly veered the car in a surprised manner.
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s the one!
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I have to brag for a second. I’m lying on a pile of pumpkin cushions, playing Fields of Mistria and watching a true crime doc while my husband feeds me chocolate. What a night.
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still shudder every time I see a substation.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
ESB - Substation (1994, UK & IRE)
YouTube video by Ms. Albarn Fan
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Am fine btw. Op seems to have been a success… keep digits crossed)
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back to work after two weeks’ medical leave today. Pray for Mojo.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bringing Up Baby on a Sunday morning. Perfection.
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Cary Grant: From Thoughtful to Stressed
Alt: Cary Grant: From Thoughtful to Stressed
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate how addicted I am to the sodding find the ducks reels.
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be fair, it is pretty tasty-looking.
A rainbow over a terrace of houses in a frankly obscenely pretty sunset hue
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Incredible rainbow overhead. My husband: “I wanna lick it!”
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Man Bathes in Skittles Candy
Alt: Man Bathes in Skittles Candy
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You may feel some fatigue in the few days following your operation” Me, barely able to open my eyes or get out of bed, “no shit”
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh this is one of my favourite facts that always pisses people off, Shakespeare is modern English, you can tell because you can read it.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ice Cube's Confused Reaction
Alt: Ice Cube's Confused Reaction
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am recovering at home now and also missing my personal analgesic hand pump. That was the shit.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONTENT NOTE: Wrist cut and bruising. I had uterine fibroid embolisation surgery and all I got was this lousy wrist wound. Isn’t it MAD they can do this from your wrist? Look up the procedure if you’re curious. It’s hella cool.
A small entry wound for an arterial catheter and some light bruising around the site.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made friends with the garden centre cat. Day made.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books
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hux | aka Lizzie Huxley-Jones @littlehux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
justice prevails!!!
HarperCollins drops David
Walliams backlist
NEWS
SEP 18, 2026 BY MAIA SNOW
David Walliams © Charlie Clift
HarperCollins has dropped the backlist of children's author David Walliams, The Bookseller understands.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh god i had to
The pope staring in mute befuddlement at a green glass orb, meme text saying ME and the green glass orb is ANOTHER DAT ON SATAN'S INTERNET
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eggs on toast with masala chai for breakfast. I have peaked. It is only downhill from here. Well, until I introduce my DnD group to their "mid-season finale" boss battle tonight... Mwahaha etc.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't tell you how much I as a voracious reader and avowed pivot-to-video hater do NOT need to see a "book trailer". Please allow me to judge your new novel by its cover as is traditional (also please put your blurb on the BACK not the inside left jacket).
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaks me every time.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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lindsey romain @lindseyromain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think it’s genuinely kinda insane that tom cruise being second in charge of a devastating and abusive cult just like… has no impact on his career or public persona lol
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They sent this shite to everyone in the industry so I put my PMDD to good use
Hey Sam,
This email is the funniest part of your sitcom.
All the best,
Sara
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I showed this to my husband and he congratulated me on finding such an accurate representation of my "goblin run"
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thankfully yes, although it looks like it's a neighbour's drain and not ours, we're just on the same system. So that could be a fun neighbour event at some point.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saaaame. Then I had to pay and I feel like I've been hosed, not the drains.
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Becky @bgspiteri.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah that literally just happened. I knew he was here and then had to stand awkwardly in the lounge until he knocked on the door…
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