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BG Hilton - Author

@bghilton.bsky.social
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Australian spec author in Gadigal country. Steampunk, SFF, Horror, Frankenstein, Crafting, History. #noai Books: CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE AND THE AMAZING GLADYS, MYSTERIOUS AISLES, CLOCKS AND BOXES, THE GRIMSDALE CLAIMANT lnk.bio/BGHilton

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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 17m
I hope to whatever higher power there may be that I never eat a hamburger that looks anything like an AI advertisement for a hamburger shop.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 33m
"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker."
Actor Robert Mitchum on early 1970’s Dick Cavet Show. Seen head and shoulders in black suit and eyes visible through his sunglasses, looking toward right side of screenshot, Mitchum is looking at the stupidest motherfuker he’s ever seen.  Bert from Sesame Street. Seen head to neck. His white turtleneck barely visible, with mouth tightly shut and eyebrows a straight line looks to left side of screenshot, he too is looking at the stupidest motherfuker he’s ever seen.  Head and shoulder image of Captain -
America. His eyes are cocaine-wide looking just off to his left where he too discovers the stupidest motherfuker he’s ever seen.  Purple wallpaper background with vertical stripes in background as Top Cat holds a handgun pointed to left side of panel,wearing a bemused expression while he looks up at the stupidest motherfuker he’s ever seen.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Star Trek: First Contact" Bars (1996-1996): Milk chocolate bars from Leaf, released as a promotional item for the 1996 Star Trek film. They came in 6 different collectible wrappers, and featured molded images of various characters, locations, and vehicles embossed in each bar.
A lineup of 6 chocolate bars, each with the Star Trek First Contact logo, and a headshot of a different character from the film
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 13h
Oh yeah, I am here for this?
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 23h
The Wolf Man of Steel
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Terfs suck.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a cartoon, but animation so I’m going to count it.
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Mad Monster Party? 1967
YouTube video by Toyhuntershollow
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stupid pollen. Absolutely beautiful outside, but every time I open the door it feels like I’m being punched in the face by a tree.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d play that.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
Columbo video game where you try to cover up a crime and then you always lose, but the question is, how long can you hold out?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make art. Make bad art. Learn. Get better. Fuck AI.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It wasn’t a sock It was a sock puppet! Aaa aaa aaa Sock puppet!
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to an exhibition of Jim Henson Workshop artifacts at the Queensland Art Gallery, and I saw David Bowie’s costume from Labyrinth.
David Bowie’s costume from ‘Labyrinth’ (detail)
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not one of those people who hopes his child grows up into a carbon copy of him, but still it was pretty gratifying watching her run around a science museum, playing with the interactive exhibits and cackling.
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who said that Paramount deal would kill creativity!
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure some of them must be failed directors.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to an exhibition of Jim Henson Workshop artifacts at the Queensland Art Gallery, and I saw David Bowie’s costume from Labyrinth.
David Bowie’s costume from ‘Labyrinth’ (detail)
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can bloody try.
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Duncan Eagleson @duncaneagleson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2nd OctoberArt "Scream Star" finished early. Besides Lugosi, Edward Van Sloan as Van Helsing was the only cast member from the Broadway Dracula who repeated his role in the '31 movie. He was ever after typecast as the wise old professor. #0ctoberArt #ScreamStars #VanSloan #Dracula #digitalart
VAN SLOAN:  A black &white rendering of Edward Van Sloan as Professor Van Helsing in Dracula (1931). Digital painting by Duncan Eagleson © 2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
"Don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men."
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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Rachel Navarre @rnavarre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re rough, alright.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Remember when us phil-tech types said effective altruism was just utilitarianism taken to its worst possible extents? This is what we meant: Real harm for unquantifiable potential benefit. "…'we believe that the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology….'"
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Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“There’s a grave over the ’e’.”
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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are few drugs so potent and addictive as the unexamined belief that you are the smart one among sheeple, that you've found the secret to health, wealth, relationships etc. that THEY don't want you to know, that settled science is for rubes and conformists
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is 100% the face of a man plotting his revenge on Batman.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘The Incredible Mr Limpet’ (1964)
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bah! I sleep with the fishes (complimentary).
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A woman falls in love with a ghost and it’s ’paranormal romance.’ I fall in love with deep-sea monkfish and it’s ’disturbing.’ So much for equality.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I were an alpha male, so I could whine and cry about everything.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 08/03/2025
🎼🐢🎵🎶 Diegetic background music Diegetic background music Diegetic background music Music from a speaker, in the movie.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mum handed me a glass of that and told me it was lemonade. That was a really weird experience.
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Freya Marske @freyamarske.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uncalled for honestly
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My 8yo made a little booklet called ‘The Book of the Universe and many more things in this vast but small world of life, death, cycles and reality that we somehow survive in by using natural resources as our key to life.’ The pages are blank, but that’s one hell of a title.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm’ by Norman Hunter, illustrated by the great Heath Robinson.
Colonel Dedshott and Professor Branestawm sit in the ruins of one of the professor’s inventions, while Mrs Flittersnoop offers tea.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down.
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