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BG Hilton - Author

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Australian spec author in Gadigal country. Steampunk, SFF, Horror, Frankenstein, Crafting, History. #noai Books: CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE AND THE AMAZING GLADYS, MYSTERIOUS AISLES, CLOCKS AND BOXES, THE GRIMSDALE CLAIMANT lnk.bio/BGHilton

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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 5h
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 9h
There are few drugs so potent and addictive as the unexamined belief that you are the smart one among sheeple, that you've found the secret to health, wealth, relationships etc. that THEY don't want you to know, that settled science is for rubes and conformists
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13h
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘The Incredible Mr Limpet’ (1964)
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A woman falls in love with a ghost and it’s ’paranormal romance.’ I fall in love with deep-sea monkfish and it’s ’disturbing.’ So much for equality.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I were an alpha male, so I could whine and cry about everything.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 08/03/2025
🎼🐢🎵🎶 Diegetic background music Diegetic background music Diegetic background music Music from a speaker, in the movie.
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Freya Marske @freyamarske.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uncalled for honestly
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My 8yo made a little booklet called ‘The Book of the Universe and many more things in this vast but small world of life, death, cycles and reality that we somehow survive in by using natural resources as our key to life.’ The pages are blank, but that’s one hell of a title.
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm’ by Norman Hunter, illustrated by the great Heath Robinson.
Colonel Dedshott and Professor Branestawm sit in the ruins of one of the professor’s inventions, while Mrs Flittersnoop offers tea.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down.
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile the real miraculous future tech is solar & mRNA vaccines: preserving the planet and curing cancer. But we’re supposed to hand everything over to malevolent peeping toms and resource oubliettes for an ill defined ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ progress. It isn’t rational.
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 17/09/2026
Tech innovation in 2006: "we have created a device that can connect you to the world's greatest information sources from anywhere you go" Tech innovation in 2026: "now you have to subscribe to your car"
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Alphonse Mucha @alphonsemucha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The seasons (Spring, Summer) www.wikiart.org/en/alphonse-mucha/t…
Alphonse Mucha's "The Seasons (Spring, Summer)" depicts two ethereal women embodying the essence of these seasons, characterized by flowing dresses and abundant floral elements. Known for his distinctive Art Nouveau style, Mucha's work celebrates natural beauty and elegance, showing his mastery of line and color.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mr. Tickle's Wacky Arm Antics
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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @eliseswords.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
With Ace Week🖤🩶🤍💜 coming up Oct 25-31st, I'm putting together an Itchio bundle called 'Asexuals on Adventures'. Main criteria: at least one main character is somewhere on the asexual spectrum (aro-ace is fine👋) and see eligibility graphic for 'Adventure'!⬇️ Sign up form: on my discord or I can DM!
Asexuals on Adventures, Coming Oct 19-31st on Itchio.

Ace flag and purple background.

Main text: 'Adventure' for the purpose of this bundle could be of a fantastical, scientific, or other speculative nature, or historical. Ideally it involves travel/ exploration, and may involve quests (from personal in scale, to save a people/ save the world.)

Eligibility & Genre: 
At least one Main Character is somewhere on the asexual spectrum.
Plot-central ace (and LGBTQIA+) themes are welcome, but not required.

Adventure. There needs to be a big adventure, ideally one involving geographical travel. Eg. Exploring space/ a fantasy world, time travel, an alternate history, an underworld of demons, a society of vampires. Sexual exploration involving long distance travel and experiences of other places (eg a road trip) is welcome. Murder mysteries involving long distance travel (eg. multi city/ country investigations and some experience of those places) are welcome.

Given Adventure, I'm anticipating Fantasy, SciFi & other Speculative Fiction. Possibly Historical, mystery/ crime, romance, NSFW.

Preorders: Pre-orders are welcome, if your book releases within 5 weeks of the bundle's end date. Please state the release date in your Itch book description, so readers know when they can download your book.

Categories: YA and Adult Fiction, novellas and full length novels.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
the question "can computers drive?" is vastly superior to "can computers think?" because it disarms all the dorm room bullshit and reduces the question to its pragmatic implications, while also revealing that the underlying problem is one of vocabulary rather than anything metaphysical
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me and my friends.
Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and Vincent Price in ‘A Comedy of Terrors,’ 1963.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Perfect Strangers: Cousin Larry's Dance Of Joy
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ziggy and the Spiders.
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David Bowie on Midnight Special
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do billionaires build rockets, when they could be paying people 100 000 dollars if they can stay all night in a haunted house?
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do billionaires build rockets, when they could be paying people 100 000 dollars if they can stay all night in a haunted house?
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tom Bombadil, the one smart enough to let everyone else run around like maniacs while he hangs out in the woods with his hot wife, singing about himself.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Karen V. Juliette @karenvjuliette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 14/09/2026
“Guys, guys, New Coke is going to commit a genocide if we don’t do something!!!”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything
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Dax, sapphic fantasy author @daxaeterna.ink · 13/09/2026
If they say, "were slowing development because ethics and we can't contain it, it's too powerful!" they get to walk away from the grift looking like heros saving the world (from the catastrophe they made) If they say "we're slowing development because we weren't able to manufacture consent for
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No no no we gotta slow down cause our tech is actually Too Good Please invest oh god please invest
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gordon’s alive!
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Flash Gordon's Epic Sky Ride
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
muppet show special: does exactly what the muppet show always was, wins 4 emmys disney: hmm well we just don't know how to move forward with it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!
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The Jetsons George Jetson Jane Stop This Crazy Thing Treadmill Astro Astro Chasing Cat
Alt: The Jetsons George Jetson Jane Stop This Crazy Thing Treadmill Astro Astro Chasing Cat
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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Saw the first couple of episodes of ’Lanterns.’ Trying to decide if I like it.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel so confident saying the native intelligence of this generation is not the problem. The looting & wholesale sabotage of their educational infrastructure is.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Elon Musk stole the 2024 election for Trump" is just as delusional as "Dominion stole the 2020 election for Biden." It's actually worse, because it depends entirely on a notorious liar and heavy drug user telling the truth about "ten thousand lasers breaking the matrix."
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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