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Uncle Ben

@bevensie.bsky.social
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Still Human. Still an Air Breather. Still best at all things ▪ 30-something years experience being hecka gay 🏳️‍🌈 ▪ he/him/his

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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im always saying this
I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam
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Bek Hobbes @greebohobbes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gnome Watching Railway Train, c. 1848, by Carl Spitzweg #art Gnome Watching Railway Train was made a decade after the opening of the first railway line in Germany, and the technology had rapidly become commonplace. It was painted with oil on the lid of a cigar box.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Untitled (detail, rotated), by Kazimir Malevich, 1915, 📸 by @adamhagyphoto
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
would we have a better society? Unclear, but it would be different.
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Uncle Ben @bevensie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So I've been un/underemployed for about a year now and I got a job offer after I posted this sooooo 👀
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Uncle Ben @bevensie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been gradually and not even on purpose making "nothing bad ever happens to me" my like, catchphrase so fingers crossed it continues to be true
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke says “good system.” In response to the following proposal: 

“Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy around those that foot the bill?”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i think everyone’s bosses have gone insane
At the center is Ken Martin, the 53-year-old party chairman, who has found himself increasingly isolated, gripped by the fear that he will lose his job and relying on a vanishingly small circle of people he trusts, according to interviews with more than two dozen Democrats, including current and former D.N.C. officials and members.
Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the party's troubled state of affairs.
Mr. Martin's fraying nerves are showing. In a pique of frustration in early July, he threw his phone at the desk of a junior aide while upbraiding the person. The phone-tossing incident resulted in a formal complaint to the D.N.C.s human resources department.Now, Mr. Martin is both paralyzed by the idea of leaks and surrounded by them. During a May meeting with the full staff of the D.N.C. days after the draft autopsy's release, he admitted that times were tough and chided the team for revealing to reporters what was happening inside party headquarters.
"It pisses me off when I see leaks out of this building," Mr. Martin said, according to four people who heard the remarks, adding, "No more."
Mr. Martin said he saw "a lot of down faces" and
"people hanging their heads." He urged: "Keep your head up. Keep a smile on your face."
"My success is your success," he added at another point in the meeting. "So the weaker I am, the weaker all of you are."
Mr. Martin has not addressed the entire party staff since.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/07/2026
The crack of the bat. The smell of the grass. The roar of the crowd. You’ve just been viciously attacked by the serial killer they call Baseball Steve
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BREAKING: There are now upwards of 25 wolves inside you.
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Uncle Ben @bevensie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's 83°F/28.3°C and very cloudy, I feel like that shouldn't be allowed
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
CONTROL Ultimate Edition is $3.99 on Xbox buff.ly/8A0SaeD US PSN buff.ly/DfpLL5H Steam buff.ly/MOqavlY PS5 physical reprint preorder $29.99: Amazon amzn.to/42PIswt Best Buy buff.ly/QKwArsa GameStop buff.ly/mEfmJF3 Target buff.ly/EggMjJX VGP buff.ly/tMHAf2D #ad
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
From Disney Masters Vol. 11: The Prince of Mists Strikes Back

Mickey: Goofy, I refuse to be scared of ectoplasmic nothings an' bad Gothic architecture!
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 01/04/2026
Clarence Thomas has worked with Sonia Sotomayor for like 20 years and still can't get her name right. "Sodameyer." That shit is intentional
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.
As someone who went through conversion talk therapy I'd kindly like to show Mark to the nearest cliff's edgelet's make this bitch so disappointed he leaves the site. fuck himMark out here thinks that my parents abusing, raping, and killing me in the process of "their talking" is fine because freeze peach or some liberal shitMark, "really abuse" is gonna be all your known for now. Your epitaph.
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I saw this and now you must too
IG screenshot of a hand mixer full of cream colored frosting:

twopawsfarmhouse
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white chocolate tallow buttercream
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Zack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com · 27/02/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
tweet from ecce homie

@KWholesaler

reading:

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
counterpoint: with Elon's money i could easily purchase a decommissioned Bradley Fighting Vehicle and modify it into an RV
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
People like me who rewatch Godzilla movies all the time complaining about stock footage in the late-Showa movies will always make me laugh "oh no, Godzilla scenes I've seen before!" Like yeah, that's fine. I like seeing Godzilla! I don't care what movie it was filmed for.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
so the guy sharing gross transphobic slop with Epstein here is Robert Trivers, the scientist who invented the specious yet popular "parental investment" theory, in which sperm are cheap so men want to f*ck lots of women, but eggs are expensive so women are looking for a man with "good genes"...
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"I'm so smart I could be a pedophile with no help" is such a flex. Checkmate losers.
Elon Musk tweet: If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things. 

But I don’t.
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Uncle Ben @bevensie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I got the latest book in the only manga series I read and my gay blorbos made their relationship official in the city's family registry AND when they visited the reserved one's parents they referred to all of them as a family and I REALLY wanted to see a proposal cos everyone kept asking about it 😭
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Uncle Ben @bevensie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm catching up on Doctor Who and I'm little over halfway through Gatwa's first season and I'm loving it. Ruby and 15 are having so much fun but also, somehow, acknowledging just how traumatic their experiences are. The supernatural elements are fun but it's a sci-fi show, I hope they change that
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Mark Rice @markricehistory.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This image is strikingly similar to the famous photo of a young Dilma Rousseff in front of a Brazilian military court also too cowardly to show their faces.
Photo of Dilma Rousseff on trial during Brazil’s dictatorship. The military judges hide their faces while Rousseff sits confidently.
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Columbo: You say that your brother, Niles, drank the poisoned sherry at dinner, before you arrived. Frasier: Yes, Lieutenant, that's right. Columbo: But surely your brother would know that sherry is a dessert wine. Frasier: ... Columbo: You *did* arrive in time for dessert, didn't you, Doctor?
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Your annual reminder that THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING is a Christmas movie (The Fellowship leave Rivendell on Christmas Day).
The Fellowship of the Ring leave Rivendell
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ONLY YULE
Sigourney Weaver 
Text: THERE IS NO XMAS
ONLY YULE
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
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⚡matty⚡| COMMS OPEN @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The greatest movie ever made is FREE on Youtube btw
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Chess.com @chess.com · 16/12/2025
How to fix soccer: 1. The field is too big, shrink it. 2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two. 3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid. 4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage. 5. Pawns everywhere.
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 09/12/2025
The Onion headline: "Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI" with stock image of a guy.
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Clay Wirestone, Kansas Reflector opinion editor @claywires.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Most Coldwater residents voted for these men. Whether they realize it or not, they’re getting what they wanted. On Election Day, they chose cruelty. #ksleg
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
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The Pitch @thepitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
New age verification rule causes Pornhub to shut down access in Missouri www.thepitchkc.com/new-age-veri...
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New age verification rule causes Pornhub to shut down access in Missouri
Catherine Hanaway talks to reporters on Aug. 19 after being announced as the state’s next attorney general (Jason Hancock/Missouri Independent) Pornography sites that wish to operate in Missouri must ...
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The Pitch @thepitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Afghan man who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban finally released from ICE detention in Missouri www.thepitchkc.com/afghan-man-w...
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Afghan man who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban finally released from ICE detention in Missouri
An Afghan man who fled the Taliban has been released from a Missouri immigration detention facility following a federal judge’s ruling. Mohammad Ali Dadfar had been held in the Greene County Jail in S...
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The Speculative Century (pejorative)
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
thinking of her today
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 17/11/2025
It really needs to be pointed out how every one of these embarrassing statements is made by a c-suite executive and not an artist or even art department lead
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mcc @dryad.technology · 16/11/2025
The reason they have to keep making Wizard of Oz prequels is if they went *forward* then they'd have to let people know about Ozma, and Hollywood will not, absolutely will *not*, ever allow that to happen
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