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Bert Brause

@bertbrause.bsky.social
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30 | Professional dickhead. Unprofessional roleplayer.

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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love these so much!
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was one of the nicest early summer evenings in Berlin this year. The noise from the birds and other animals in park was like a full orchestra, until this couple came along. From their behaviour I gathered they were having a nice relaxing ‘Spabiergang’ (Spaziergang with a beer) in the park ...
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drogenküche. Hier wird der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch gebraut, mir fehlt nur noch ein Kater mit gutem Geschmack. #35mm #analog #nikon
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Auf den Spuren von Angst Yok. #berlin #berlinwedding #streetphotography #analog #art
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kraftwerk #berlin #streetphotography #analog #35mm
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aus gegebenem Anlass. Zorki 4 Film, development and scan by Berlin Photo Studio, Nazarethkirchstraße. #berlin #berlinwedding #streetphotography #graffiti
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Volle Breitseite. Zorki 4 Film, development and scan by Berlin Photo Studio, Leopoldplatz #berlin #berlinwedding #streetphotography #analog
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Der Apfel fällt zwar nicht weit vom Stamm, dafür umso weiter vom Glauben ab.
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Trëy @quiksnowboard7.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Friend sent this music deep cut over. Too funny not to share! 😂
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"I'm in this and I don't like it"
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Olibär Gibson (bald ur🍂) @onecoding.eurosky.social · 21/04/2026
comic mit zwei panels im oberen rechts der kopf einer weissen cartoon gans, die die augen leicht zukneift, links der text "unsere vorfahren sind für unser land gestorben und haben es aus trümmern wieder aufgebaut"

im unteren panel jagt die wütende gans eine nach links rennende person mit winterjacke, die gans schreit "was war denn passiert? sag mal, warum waren da trümmer??????? na??"
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Orions suspenders.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ein Nusskasten. Oder, wie man auf Englisch sagen würde, "a nutcase".
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Was spielt man, wenn man abends beim Lesen einschläft? - Penn & Paper.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Good times bed times
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The answer is LibreOffice, my friends!
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Heut gehts zum Kwenn!
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a man in a mask is smoking a pipe in a dark room with other people .
ALT: a man in a mask is smoking a pipe in a dark room with other people .
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Leute die freiwillig Maske am Kinn tragen, fahren auch mit Helm am Lenker.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 01/03/2025
I'd never jump off a building or grab a cop's gun, but I literally cannot cross a body of water without feeling the urge to throw my phone into it
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radkolumne @radkolumne.de · 08/02/2025
Bring the fun back...
Foto etwa 1920. Zwei Frauen auf Cargobike.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
From the amount of chopsticks that came with my last sushi order, I'd say 4.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When you have been ignoring a searing pain in your big toe over the past two weeks and finally realize, it's been a broken sewing needle you stepped in a while ago and never noticed.
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a man in a suit talking on a cell phone in an office
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Der Name der Rose: Rosa L. Der Name der Hose: Levis J.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Just showed my favourite movie "The Boat That Rocked" at the local bar. And everyone loved it. #feelsGoodMan
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two men are standing in front of a wooden door talking
ALT: two men are standing in front of a wooden door talking
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Let's get shit-mixed
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.
A camel stands on a small balcony of an apartment building.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Meine neue Cotte ist so kuschelig, dass man aufpassen muss nicht im stehen einzuschlafen.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Der zweite Teil meines Alkoholikerfamilienerlebnisaufsatzes ist raus! Hier gehts um den eigentlichen Geburtstag von Omma. Falls ihr Bock habt, könnt ihr unten eure Mailadresse hinterlassen, dann verpasst ihr keine zukünftige Gschicht mehr. open.substack.com/pub/bertbrau...
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Oma Theodoras Geburtstag 2
Die Familie Nathan Show, Teil 2 - der eigentliche Geburtstag
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Home is, where Brian Johnson and Maria Callas take turns brülling together the neighbourhood. #acdc #mariacallas
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hab grad mittels Pythagoras die dritte Seite der Geren für meine neue Cotte berechnet. Touché Schulbildung, touché! #dasWerdIchNieWiederBrauchen
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I can wholeheartedly recommend dark net diaries episode on bikeindex. It's a wild ride. darknetdiaries.com/episode/153/
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Bike Index – Darknet Diaries
Have you ever got your bike stolen? In this episode we dive into the world of stolen bikes. Who does it and where do the bikes go? We talk with Bryan from Bike Index who investigates this.
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her
David Duchovny as Denise Bryson in the original Twin Peaks, looking beautiful with long brown hair 4 panel scene from Twin Peaks showing special agent Dale Cooper asking "Dennis?" to a woman walking into the room who responds "It's a long story but actually I prefer Denise if you don't mind." Dale Cooper shakes her hand and says simply "Ok."
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Have you guys seen the video to J Cut & Kolt Siewerts "The Flute Tune"? Apart being an awesome tune, the video makes it 100 times better. And it's like ten years so no AI :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Ay...
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The Flute Tune (Original edit)
YouTube video by Leth
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 11/01/2025
Welcome to the public domain, BIG BUSINESS (1929)! 🎞️ Laurel & Hardy bring their slapstick A-game as bungling Christmas tree salesmen in this comedy masterpiece. Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome… #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay #InternetArchive
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Karl Marx Labubu @heartworm.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ich liebe den Winter, da sind die Tauben so rund
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 08/01/2025
LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ich will ne Mühle in Brandenburg kaufen, hat jemand zufällig grad einen afrikanischen Prinzen in der Verwandtschaft, der dringend Geld loswerden möchte und könnte Emailkontakt herstellen?
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 31/12/2024
no one told me this subscription on life renewed automatically every year. i was gonna let that shit expire
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/12/2024
If I can't wear yoga pants, I'm not going If I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to wear yoga pants, I am also not going
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
may i too be railed in a sundress?
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Repost with a cool song that is less than 2 minutes long. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hrku...
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The Chats - 6L GTR (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Chats
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman 😔
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Bert Brause @bertbrause.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Perfect sunday soundtrack
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