Reposted by Ben ReedArlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 30/09/2026no it isn’t! fuck you!! 612029
Reposted by Ben Reedyixura @yixura.bsky.social · 19hlook at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭 2301132
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dark Souls boss attempts to down so far: - Asylum Demon: 1 (ok, good start) - Taurus Demon: 1 (surprising) - Gargoyles: 1 (very surprising, but I also brought Solaire) - Capra Demon: 1 (very surprising) - Moonlight Butterfly: 2 (was out of Estus on attempt 1 and flubbed a few rolls) 100
Reposted by Ben ReedJoe Sparrow @torpordust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026brittany murphy's line reads for Luanne are so so good 3579163
Reposted by Ben ReedFreyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 5418155
Reposted by Ben ReedPrivaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026Genuinely, this completely rules 3442931456
Reposted by Ben ReedFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 102280620
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People will have all sorts of answers for "what is your least favorite area in Dark Souls?", but so far, my answer is "Tomb of the Giants". Navigating in the dark to avoid death pits is annoying enough, but then I finally made it all the way down...and then clipped through the floor. 000
Reposted by Ben Reedweibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy 1330811032
Reposted by Ben ReedJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472323237
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remedial Dark Souls, day 3: Me: "Wow, I've hardly died on any of the bosses so far, I'm doing way better than I thought!" The Blowjob Brothers, stomping my mangled corpse into the arena floor: "...And we took that PERSONALLY." 100
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Remedial Dark Souls: I'm still trying to decide whether I hate Toxic or Curse worse. Toxic is annoying cause I'm already out of Big Purps to cure it and puts a rapid time limit on any pre-death treasure hunting. But curing Curse without fast travel is both obnoxious AND expensive. 100
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sixty-four degrees Fahrenheit. Low humidity. Cool breeze. In Florida. In September. It'll be back to normal (ugh) by early next week, but I needed this brief taste of humane temperatures to come. Glory to the heralds of autumn, Earth, Wind, and Fire. Bah-dee-ah. 000
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Replaying Dark Souls to ease my mind on days when I'm too trashed from work to do anything else (which are many, these days). I had forgotten how territorial Havel was. I opened his door once, said hi, decided to leave him alone, and he comes up the stairs to visit. Friendly fellow. 100
Reposted by Ben ReedVGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thrilled to have found a slightly higher-res version of the greatest videogame cover of all time. 110343
Reposted by Ben Reedheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026ok but how many of these so called ‘100 best tv shows of the century’ had illegal sold out stadium screenings in mexico for their finales. that’s what i fuckin thought 855686
Reposted by Ben Reedlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 656091987
Reposted by Ben ReedSpaceQueenEmily @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kagura trying to stop Professor Von Vogler from creating The Beautiful Night 44015
Reposted by Ben Reedleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356161268
Reposted by Ben Reedsebmal @mrdo.pro · 24/09/2026this is the famous Operator from hit game Lifeline 427879
Ben Reed @benreedd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Streamlining interactions with my cat in an ill-fated bid to improve productivity. Introducing acronyms. "Pearl, NIBFO!" (No, I'm Busy, Fuck Off). Saves a few seconds yelling at her but I still need to get at least a little ways out of my seat to move her away from my keyboard and/or monitor. 010
Reposted by Ben Reedbotoggle @botoggle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026An underrated feature of not being on Twitter anymore is I'm only subjected to the opinions of teenagers with zero media literary when one of you brings it here like a cat showing off the bird they just nabbed in the back yard 071
Reposted by Ben ReedArgos @ez-ez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tsukihime has presented to me the concept of the "coughing hydrogen baby". Tohno Shiki is at every moment the most dangerous thing in the room, but at the same time, he is a sack of potatoes dropped in the middle of said room, unable to get up by himself. 6240118
Reposted by Ben ReedMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You must stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a turtle. Turtles have never done anything to deserve that. 232776
Reposted by Ben ReedEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5794963367
Reposted by Ben Reedheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026mario renders used to go crazy 1627856
Reposted by Ben ReedRX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This exact moment in the Guilty Gear Xrd reveal trailer. 15847370
Reposted by Ben ReedChase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it? 141439502
Reposted by Ben Reedc3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178402090
Reposted by Ben ReedBundist|Reconstruction 2|UltraDavid @ultradavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Green Text Anon: In my post I invented the Verification Can as a cautionary tale. Microsoft: At long last, we have created the Verification from classic green text post Don't Create The Verification Can. 33915
Reposted by Ben ReedColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Greendog: The Beached Surfer Dude for the sega genesis is not a good game but the idea of bikini babes just standing around on beaches waiting to dispense ancient lore about cursed aztec treasure does crack me up 913736