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Ben Jones

@bendylan.bsky.social
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Professional nerd for a bijou research institute on the Franco-Swiss border

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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can someone switch reality off and on again please
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember the day after Brexit. I watched British-born women, doctors and nurses in hijabs being told “we voted for you to go home”. They were home. So spare me the fucking revisionism about what that moment unleashed. 🧵
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The club is effectively a proxy for United Arab Emirates, an ally of the United Kingdom, which has been found guilty (pending an appeal) of corrupting Britain’s biggest cultural force for so many years. Friends like these 😵‍💫
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine talking to Trump about Thucydides. You’d have better chance playing tennis with a goldfish.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
don't have to give orson scott card credit for much but "the rise of the internet will eventually give political power to people purely on the basis of them being good at posting, and it will _suck_" was a pretty good call
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Without reading, it’s really hard to know if this is a feature or a threat
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements Stereolab
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/09/2026
the tide is turning folks. it’s a month late and a trillion dollars short, but it’s turning. even Trump can’t stop it
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The history books are going to be filled with incredulous accounts of how stupid people elected the stupidest person to lead a superpower.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I control Sagittarius A*
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amazing, the same people for whom wind turbines are unsightly blots on the landscape: let's build desalination plants
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I plan Titan factories powered by raccoons. Make me a trillionaire
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Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
LinkedIn is having blazing rows about the 7 lessons that thought leaders can take from Odysseus's logistical decisions.
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
on the bright side, it's kind of awesome that so many people are talking about THE ODYSSEY, the translation the movie is based on, the translator's own thoughts in the LRB, and what a big, ambitious film can mean in a market oversaturated with movies about superheroes and nostalgia for old titles
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Is this the film that launched a thousand "well, actually"'s and burnt the topless towers of the LRB
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Björn Jóhann @bjornjohann.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Want to stop wasting water? Great! Switching from animal-based to plant-based foods once a day is more valuable than boycotting AI for a year.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No shit why would that be — “Iran’s New Leader Is More Open to Pursuing a Nuclear Weapon, U.S. Intelligence Says” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/u...
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Iran’s New Leader Is More Open to Pursuing a Nuclear Weapon, U.S. Intelligence Says
The previous supreme leader, who was killed early in the war, had renounced nuclear weapons. U.S. spy agencies believe his son is more interested in building a bomb.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Saw Keegan in the first game I ever saw live (Wednesday against Newcastle, along with a youthful Beardsley & Waddle). Near the end of his playing career, but had that presence that all great players have. Though not enough to beat the mighty Wednesday that day. RIP
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
USA can never be allowed to host the World Cup.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the tackiest sporting event I've ever seen and it's not close
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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OTOH it’s outrageous that they can do this without consequence yet Haiti couldn’t even wear their perfectly reasonable shirts. OTOH this is some really sad cringe shit. “We lost the war but we have a banner.” Ok man.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Also easy at the time. And correct. But other than that he’s definitely a genius
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/07/2026
i don’t think argentinian players called fernandez, martinez, messi etc *really* want to have a conversation about giving land back to its original owners
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/07/2026
An amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OH BORE OFF
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.
Reuters tweeted: "Pope Leo urged Americans to uphold the ideals of the Declaration of Independence, praising the country's long tradition of welcoming immigrants in his first major address to the United States." They then attached a video of the Pope speaking. 

Someone named NoraNH replied: "The Declaration of Independence doesn’t mention immigrants"The Declaration of Independence.He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Sean Carroll @seanedmund.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@bendylan.bsky.social what have you done ben
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's like some people don't like having 60 second minutes again.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I had a go, but I do not care who wins out of Canada and South Africa. This is the downside of the expanded tournament. You should be able to dislike one side in the knockouts.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m old enough to remember search engine adverts and they were a lot worse. The lycos dog. Ask Jeeves. Mmmmm no.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/06/2026
Michael Cembalest is out with his annual energy report for JP Morgan and it's full of fascinating stuff, but this graph jumps out: Trump is succeeding in stifling America's clean energy boom. Absolutely ceding the field to China.
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lilastromech (Mischa) @mischajaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/06/2026
I really need people to understand that Palantir is not an engineering marvel; it is a multi-billion-dollar contractual containment layer wrapped around the world's ugliest legacy open source frankenstack. It's a shitty Snowflake for companies that don't know how to do data engineering.
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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When Macron's memoirs come out, the first passage I am going to read is how he convinced Donald Trump to sign a peace agreement in Versailles.
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I refuse to believe this is real.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Ben Jones @bendylan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm calling it: England are going to win the worst World Cup of our lives, and instead of "there's people on the pitch... they think it's all over!" there's going to be 60 years of a gurning Trump slobbering on the trophy next to a confused Harry Kane.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The difference between Russia/Qatar and the USA is Russia/Qatar used the World Cup to hide their human rights abuses, and the USA are using it to flaunt them
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The dream of Hollywood Executives, the one that Netflix is ultimately based on, has always been to find a way to let the tail wag the dog and to *tell* people what to watch. Then you wouldn't need to invest all this money in talent and production and marketing etc!
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