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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 13/02/2025
People are out here reinventing the Minnesota State Fair
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 31/01/2025
The more I think about this the madder I get
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 27/01/2025
I wish I could document all my uncaught exceptions instead of fixing them
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 27/01/2025
Between this and not always returning valid XML from the API, feels like S3 sometimes just documents their bugs and moves on
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 27/01/2025
This...this is not what 500 is for
Amazon S3 returns a 500 error when you've done a particular thing wrong
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
Has this not been obvious before?
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
I am a pseudo person myself, but "su" can be ess you, so it seems like a defensible position
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
ugh I did not need this information
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
To be honest I think @adamhjk.me and www.systeminit.com would probably handle this in a reasonable way
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
And let us not speak of the people who pronounce "numpy" to rhyme with "bumpy"
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
If you want people to pronounce it that way, you need a logo of a Python dressed as a detective. Py, PI 🕵️
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
I'll say it: pizza orders have a lifecycle not fully under the control of the order creator, and are a bad match for IaC. Your Domino's Rewards account would probably be better
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 23/01/2025
I am a lot closer to the usual tapings now, I'm hoping to snag a seat to one at some point
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Yan Cui @theburningmonk.com · 22/01/2025
This is AWESOME!! EventBridge now delivers events to cross-account targets directly without having to send them to the default bus in the target account first. More details here: aws.amazon.com/about-aws/wh...
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Kristen Seversky @kr1573n.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I just wanna triple down on saying: push to create environments in your work where people feel okay saying "I don't know" or "I'm not aware of [...]" So much time is wasted on egos and optics to know everything that could otherwise be used to identify gaps and next steps. Get out of that trap.
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 22/01/2025
The only (unique) good thing about Chime, but it's a really good one.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/01/2025
Truth.
YOUR COMPANY CULTURE IS NOT WORDS ON YOUR WEBSITE OR POSTERS ON THE WALL.
IT'S HOW YOUR PEOPLE FEEL ON A
SUNDAY NIGHT.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/11/2023
all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction
Bored Ape #9291. A brown-furred ape, wearing a slouchy orange beanie and black t-shirt, has its mouth open in a sort of smile. There are red laser beams shooting out of (or perhaps into) its eyes.
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 29/10/2023
I'm not sure anything conjures up a feeling of exhaustion in me thew way the phrase "a bunch of Discords" does
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austin @aparker.io · 17/09/2023
every day we drift further from gods light
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
As someone smarter than me said, there are two takes on Elon Musk: one is that he's Henry Ford, and the other is that he's Henry Ford. It just depends on what you actually know about Henry Ford.
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El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
The rich are engineering an existence only for themselves and largely don't really realize it I think
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Yep. I think a lot about "pinch" the concept I first learned from mobile game design that by making something inconvenient, you can charge people to make that inconvenience go away. And once you learn to spot pinch in all aspects of society, you can't unsee it.
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Luc van Donkersgoed @lucvandonkersgoed.com · 08/09/2023
Oooohhh these are some great additions to AWS Step Functions: - Custom error messages in fail states - JitterStrategy for retries (!) - MaxDelaySeconds for retries
aws.amazon.com
AWS Step Functions launches enhanced error handling
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Allan @allanfriedman.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Not ready to implement Zero Trust, so we’ve decided on a security posture based on “Two Truths and a Lie”
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
it'd be cool to nationalize basically everything Musk owns
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 07/09/2023
Some news: next year I'll be starting a job at Siemens Digital Industries in Erlangen, Germany! Looking forward to many interesting challenges to bring the serverless mindset to. And I'm going to be an EMEA Hero!
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Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
When people are nostalgic about Ye Olde Internette and wonder why we can't recapture that, this is why: the old internet was atomized **and that was good, actually**. But no one's gonna become a billionaire off of 3 million different self-hosted niche interest phpBB sites so here we are.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2023
I don’t think it can be emphasized enough that large language models were never intended to do math or know facts; literally all they do is attempt to sound like the text they’re given, which may or may not include math or facts. They don’t do logic or fact checking — they’re just not built for that
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/08/2023
as a junior engineer: "can't wait for the day I have prod access!" as a senior engineer: "take prod access away from me RIGHT NOW"
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/08/2023
Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the “disruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 13/08/2023
Literally every bus driver on the planet does more for green transport every day than musk has done in his life
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 12/08/2023
small if
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 09/08/2023
This is just to say I honored and commemorated the place and the deeds which you had sent me a message about Forgive me The danger was present in my time as it was in yours
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/08/2023
Don't worry physicists, programmers don't know how to do reproducible builds or document them either.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/08/2023
very classic blockchain use case, in that it would be better served with a solution like "literally do nothing, it would be cheaper and more effective"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/07/2023
meanwhile let's see what the most powerful man on the planet has to say about this issue
MEMORANDUM TO STAFF OF THE VICE PRESIDENT DATE NOVEMBER 7, 2014

To My Wonderful Staff,

I would like to take a moment and make something clear to everyone. I do not expect nor do I want any of you to miss or sacrifice important family obligations for work. Family obligations include but are not limited to family birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, any religious ceremonies such as first communions and bar mitzvahs, graduations, and times of need such as illness or a loss in the family. This is very important to me. In fact, I will go so far as to say that if I find out that you are working with me while missing important family responsibilities, it will disappoint me greatly. This has been an unwritten rule since my days in the Senate.

Thank you all for the hard work.
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 29/07/2023
At this point, I think it's the receiver's responsibility to manage notification settings
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 28/07/2023
kinda, and they work reasonably well for anyone doing it a lot, but it's a lot of overhead for people who might do it occasionally
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 27/07/2023
Good morning, Tesla is a fraud www.reuters.com/investigates/specia…
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 27/07/2023
Not least because the pandemic removed the ability to, like, hand stuff to people at work
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Ben Kehoe @ben.kehoe.io · 27/07/2023
It's still weird to me that FedEx/UPS/USPS haven't come up with a system for using opaque identifiers for shipping. Two people should be able to exchange a package without revealing either address
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/07/2023
the same companies that have made it illegal for me to copy blu rays for my personal use want to copy people for their commercial use
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/07/2023
I really hope Elon Musk tries fintech. Regulators love guys like this. They adore guys who live on the bleeding edge of truth
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Alan Kyle @alank.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/07/2023
Again, I'm not the boss of you, but if you're a journalist who has to report on what billionaires say, please consider NOT writing "[billionaire] will do [whatever]" and instead write "[billionaire] claims he will do [whatever]."
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