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Mike

@mike.raccoon.bike
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Bike dad in Vancouver

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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 11/10/2026
I voted for Pete Fry 🤮🤮🤮
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 04/10/2026
Strava is being too congratulatory about my (underwhelming) workouts recently. I need more of a "disappointed dental hygienist" vibe
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 01/10/2026
This is correct and another negative effect TOD laws are having is to rally nimbys against transit
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 20/09/2026
Can we at least agree that the tiny desk concert desk is actually pretty big?
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 19/09/2026
My 4 year old has stopped asking "why" and now instead asks "how do you know that" which is definitely more ontologically interesting but still annoying when you hear it 500 times a day
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There were many concepts for a US nuclear-powered long-range bomber. Below, the reactor modules form the aircraft’s nose and could be removed and replaced as needed, while the pilots were located above and behind in the mini-plane between the vertical stabilizers, which could detach in an emergency.
A black and white drawing of a potential nuclear-powered bomber.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 13/09/2026
Running errands with the 4 year old: he's so helpful! Running errands with the 1 year old: I love how everyone thinks he's so cute! Running errands with both of them: I want to die
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 13/09/2026
Petition to formalize the meaning of Boomer to "anyone between 60 and 80". There could be greeting cards that say "congrats on becoming a boomer!"
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 13/09/2026
I'm such a film buff! (watching One Battle After Another a year after it was released in 40 minute chunks)
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 09/09/2026
Oh good my toddler is tall enough to grab things off every surface in the house but still has the language and reasoning skills of a fish
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 03/09/2026
I hate when Spotify absolutely nails my taste in music and starts playing a new band for me all the time out of nowhere. OK I guess I like a band called Ratboys now. Fine.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 30/08/2026
In the quietest possible voice: Google maps' place name policy is the only reasonable option for a mapmaker and it's not their job to protect Americans from their idiot government
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 30/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 30 93🏆 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 99🎯 Final score: 986 Now we're cooking
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 30/07/2026
They should do the world cup again
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 27/07/2026
I drove a car to Granville Island at noon on a summer weekend yesterday AMA
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 27/07/2026
Got a great OTP code today. Very satisfying
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 19/07/2026
me, who wears headphones to bed every night, to my son asking if he can wear his headphones to bed: "absolutely not, that can actually kill you"
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 16/07/2026
Should I take a job that would mean moving from kits to New West? Be advised that your advice will be binding on my family
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 15/07/2026
New EV road trip challenge: arrived in Hope to find all chargers out of service due to city-wide power outage
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 14/07/2026
David Eby please require fast EV chargers to accept credit cards I hate the apps so much
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 26/06/2026
Loving the world cup but hating the 3rd place teams getting into the knockout round
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 24/06/2026
The facebook nimbys have finally come around to "more units makes prices go down" in order to get mad at the government for buying up unsold condos lol
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 22/06/2026
My take on the expanded world cup is that the top two teams should move on and then the bracket should be filled out based on vibes
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 12/06/2026
Getting a lot of "hey, good for you!"s from neighbours when I go out for a jog these days and I'm not loving the implication
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 11/06/2026
Calling it now: today is the best biking day of the year. Sorry if you aren't riding a bike today but it's downhill from here
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 24/05/2026
A little wet in Toronto yesterday?
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 16/05/2026
Dan Schulman dropping deep London Ontario lore on the Jays broadcast 🙏🙏🙏
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 16/05/2026
Dashi missed her KPIs for 4 straight quarters and has been let go from the octonauts
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 10/05/2026
God I wish someone would put me in 21 day hantavirus quarantine
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 09/05/2026
There's outbreaks on cruise ships all the time but now that there's a news hook for it they'll all make the news and honestly I think that's great
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 06/05/2026
Oh you're a millennial Vancouverite? How many times have you made out in a car2go?
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 06/05/2026
I feel a bit bad for these people but I also have to give them a big "c'mon man smarten up"
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Workers highlight letters from care company saying their wages were 'non-taxable' | CBC News
Many workers at a company the Nova Scotia government contracts to care for vulnerable adults and children feel they've been unfairly treated, after they say Arden Professional Client Care let them bel...
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 04/05/2026
Ok who should I vote for for onecity nominations?
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 27/04/2026
My 4 year old stopped walking suddenly on the way to daycare and said "daddy I have dice in my socks". He proceeds to take off his shoe, pull off his sock and shake out three (3) dice. No explanation for why they were in there.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 24/04/2026
Wimmeltown is racially segregated
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 20/04/2026
3+ hours now. We're subsisting on soft serve and beer.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 19/04/2026
90 minutes and counting holding off of horseshoe bay 🙃 if you're reading this and own any watercraft larger than a kayak please come rescue my family
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Keith Pelley as Brad Pitt in Moneyball saying "The goal isn't to replace Mitch Marner. The goal is:" and pointing at Jonah HillJonah Hill as ChatGPT giving a typical LLM bullshit response 

What a fun and engaging sports question! 🏒 The NHL Trade Deadline isn’t just about who you sign—it’s about who you give up. Let’s look at three players—let me know if you’d like to see more!1. 🎵B. Schenn, St. Louis Blues🎵
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 09/04/2026
I wake up and the whole timeline is complaining about urban dog owners. And it's not even my birthday!
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 04/04/2026
People are having trouble distinguishing good faith criticisms of bluesky from bad faith criticisms of bluesky and that's a point in favour of the good faith criticisms
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 29/03/2026
Tried to explain the internet to my 4yo and it mostly came out like obiwan describing the Force to Luke
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 20/03/2026
Season three of The Pitt is just going to be doctor Robbie going through a slide deck on the social determinants of health
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 20/03/2026
Folks we're heading into the most exciting sports weekend of the year: that's right it's the women's world curling championship on TSN
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 09/03/2026
Donald Trump's greatest crime will end up being turning Canada into a two party state (not valid in Quebec)
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 09/03/2026
2013 me is going crazy about this
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 06/03/2026
Oh so now everyone's mad when the new housing is affordable
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 03/03/2026
The real trick would be to keep the annual "fall back" and just ditch the "spring forward"
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 14/02/2026
When the prohibitive-favorite American figure skater biffs it on his final skate: lol When the prohibitive-favorite Canadian curling team doesn't make it out of the round robin: I hear the ice is bad can't blame them
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 14/02/2026
Curling fight and quad god biffing it on the same day? Blessed.
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Mike @mike.raccoon.bike · 10/02/2026
Corey Dropkin can go **** a ****
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