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Robin Hitchcock

@hitchdied.bsky.social
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I am not a British singer-songwriter. YET. Number One Movie in America podcast co-host. Pittsburgh Film Critics Association member. she/her

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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 58m
Woman in the DunesForgotten IslandThe WeightBaby Doll
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 16h
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT??? (the dresses, not the characters)
Academy Award Winner Julia Roberts in a lilac off-the-shoulder dress with a sparkly halter strap in MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING Two-time Academy Award Winner Jodie Foster in a dusky purple dress with a plum velvet mini corset in CONTACT
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AWaltzCP @awaltzcp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a sexy dark-haired actor from the '90s? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Dylan McDermott! [SMITH]: That is Dermot Mulroney.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who have been married for a while who had a traditional registry: how long did your set of dishes last? At 15 years we are hanging on by a thread (4 surviving cereal bowls)
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quite torn on this! On the one hand, independent voters should not be disenfranchised. On the other, the particulars of our Commonwealth could easily lead to Ratfuckers in the Middle
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you live on some rich person's boat without permission that's squyachting and it's very cool
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do we think we spell this
boxd.it
A ★★★★ review of Forgotten Island (2026)
A movie that contains a portmanteau of "fire" and "diarrhea" made me weep uncontrollably.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curling my hair because I'm grumpy about various things over which I have zero control.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Number One Movie in America takes on HALLOWEEN! No, not that one. Or that one. The 2018 one! Plus our thoughts on PRIMETIME, RESIDENT EVIL, HEART OF THE BEAST and more! bit.ly/4thTimeline
Academy Award Winner Jamie Lee Curtis aiming a rifle in HALLOWEEN (2018)
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And in this particular case I'm slower than usual because the 2016 election is the Monster at the End of this Book
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a breakthrough: part of why I struggle with reading fiction is because I feel like my slow reading pace is lengthening the time the characters I care about are in peril.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flavored coffee is more appealing and acceptable at 2:30PM than any other time of day
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horses are extremely photogenic, so a Western always has something going for it. (1985)
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who would win in a fight?
Kindle Boy reading a book under a treeDreamWorks Boy holding a fishing pole sitting on a crescent moon eclipsing a full moon (??)
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wonder if Tubbs is in this one
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Personally insulted by it being Monday
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to watch a good movie to counteract a bad movie...
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The opening credits of HALLOWEEN ENDS and the last ten minutes of MEN are basically the same
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Alicia Silverstone Curtsy
Alt: Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless, doing a curtsy in a short plaid skirt and a long plaid jacket, black knee socks, and a black beret. She is holding a Diet Coke with a straw in it and a black mini backpack (as was the style at the time)
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep. Reality shut us all the fuck up.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Where Is My Husband" at a lesbian wedding 🤌🤌🤌
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only 98 for a city where I used to live 🤦 www.maptap.gg September 26 98🔥 92🏆 94🏅 97🔥 90👑 Final score: 939
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just completed the largest-scale wedding makeup gig I've ever done and I feel like I could run up a mountain
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 26/09/2026
Me, a human woman in the ER: I’m in a lot of pain. Them: No. You’re not.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Limited series should mean something! Lay down the law!
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #LastFourFriday to all who observe
Primetime 2.5 Stars 
Resident Evil (2026) 3.5 Stars
The Weight 4 Stars
Halloween III: Season of the Witch 2.5 Stars
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What Men did this
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mostly want to save it for the pod but I saw PRIMETIME without having ever seen To Catch a Predator or the doc and... Did he really talk like that!?!???
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We come to this place for accessibility
My husband seated for a movie at AMC with a CaptiView closed captions device it reads "heartbreak feels good in a place like this" and Academy Award Winner Nicole Kidman is on the screen
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FIXED IN THEATERS 😮‍💨
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The way I feel like a complete failure of a human being every time I take a fork and knife to a burger
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My brain is convinced it is Wednesday! It is Thursday! Thor's day! The children are *not* full of woe! No humps to be found, only thunder!
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She doesn't understand that I have a job
A perfect black cat curled up on my blanket covered legs, preventing me from going to work
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a solid bit of movie and Ethan Hawke's forehead lines carry the titular weight
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FLUKE and yet I must brag www.maptap.gg September 21 91👑 99🎯 98🎯 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 980
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This has been my coping strategy
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨JACKET WEATHER🚨🚨🚨
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it is spooky season but that shouldn't be making the Sunday Scaries worse, right?
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If alcohol would fix that movie I needed at least two more drinks
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty drunk ahead of Practical Magic 2 which is probably for the best for everyone
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fandom Muppet Wiki article called "Muppets who grow eyelids"
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What do you announce when your cat walks into the room? For me I either say "it's the baby one!" or "it's the beautiful one!" depending on which cat
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In the Past 365 days I've done 20 years without my mom, 20 years without my dad, now I have to do 20 years without my third parent, The WB Network
A white silhouette of Michigan J. Frog bowing with his hat held low with the caption "Thank you."
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching the MasterChef finale (trying not to think about how Joe would put my risotto in the trash) and I love when you see the contestants' families and it is like Holy Genetics, Batman!
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't Think About Hillary's Emails While Making Risotto Challenge: Failed once again
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is a pug dressed as Bjork at the 73rd Academy Awards.
A pug in a brown wig with a swan wrapped around him, like the Bjork swan dress from the Academy Awards, my God, 25 years ago.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pencils down Clickety clack, don't text back Nothing to see here, just keep scrolling Delete, don't complete On your last nerve end, then don't press send
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is there a text-based communication analogue for "hold your tongue"? "Hold your thumbs" ????
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Planning a double date tomorrow: Collin and his bestie are gonna see Resident Evil, her wife and I are going to see Practical Magic 2. There's something for everyone at your local cineplex!
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We need to stop forcing Ewan McGregor to do the weird Wisconsichiganianachussetts accent he’s been flailing at for 30 years. Enough now. Your thing has dinosaurs. In the 1980s. We can suspend our disbelief just a little more for a Scottish person.
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