Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 13hThanks to this thread we now have a new meme - “The CITY? The Elf” 072
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 13hThanks to this thread we now have a new meme - “The CITY? The Elf” 072
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you’ve never heard your therapist say “I love you,” here’s your chance: outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/p/i-love-you...outofnetworknetwork.substack.comI love you, therapistWritten by Candice Hall / Illustrated by Marissa Maciel 001
Reposted by Marissa MacielLex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSAtheguardian.comAccept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam AltmanBoss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver 262052795
Reposted by Marissa MacielAnnie Altman @anniealtman108.bsky.social · 03/10/2026First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB youtu.be/akjrfwYPvy8?...youtu.beFirst Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMBYouTube video by Annie Altman 8289119
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN - a high schooler made this film?!? Also I’m gonna start walking like this when weird guys try to talk to me… youtu.be/ryLzhmukkC4youtu.beSTARE - A Horror FilmYouTube video by clark the shark 021
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN - a high schooler made this film?!? Also I’m gonna start walking like this when weird guys try to talk to me… youtu.be/ryLzhmukkC4youtu.beSTARE - A Horror FilmYouTube video by clark the shark 021
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you’ve never heard your therapist say “I love you,” here’s your chance: outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/p/i-love-you...outofnetworknetwork.substack.comI love you, therapistWritten by Candice Hall / Illustrated by Marissa Maciel 001
Reposted by Marissa MacielThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550304
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“THIS…IS…SPINAL TAP!” “Can you guys just stop saying that every time we do a lumbar puncture.” “Nope! ((Air guitar))” 011
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“THIS…IS…SPINAL TAP!” “Can you guys just stop saying that every time we do a lumbar puncture.” “Nope! ((Air guitar))” 011
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pretty quick time for me, for swimming 2k. Felt sluggish at times which is interesting, and ai suppose how progress sometimes feels. There’s an essay topic for you… 100
Reposted by Marissa MacielThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282467369
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just had the most American thought I’ve ever had. It was how we could weaponize the scent of maple syrup. Chat, im cooked. 011
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026End of Virgo season?!? Well better share this then… Booby Traps Specifically For Virgos Each one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be. @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social medium.com/thebelladonn...medium.comBooby Traps Specifically For VirgosEach one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be. 012
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026End of Virgo season?!? Well better share this then… Booby Traps Specifically For Virgos Each one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be. @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social medium.com/thebelladonn...medium.comBooby Traps Specifically For VirgosEach one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be. 012
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone get a hose and a hazmat team over to Boebert’s office… 000
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need to cut back on binging episodes of The Gentlemen maaaaayyybe 000
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sorry babes but if I were British I’d do everyfing possible, yeah? to speak like a scouse, ya know what I mean, yeah? Cause low-key theys got the best accent I’ve evah heard and it’s proper English and all innit. 000
Reposted by Marissa MacielThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026Dunkin’ Donuts Signs 10-Year Partnership To Be Exclusive Food Vendor Of United States theonion.com/dunkin-donuts-signs-10… 1588456
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can I just go live in Disneyland now? Can we declare theme parks exempt from things like boats on international waters? 020
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“The Senator’s brain stem is doing just fine, it’s very long and currently very hydrated.” 011
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bruh do it let’s ride this train straight into hell. 041
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“The Senator’s brain stem is doing just fine, it’s very long and currently very hydrated.” 011
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bruh do it let’s ride this train straight into hell. 041
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rolled a D-20 on rectums and vaginas hell yeah 012
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rolled a D-20 on rectums and vaginas hell yeah 012
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Haha omg I’m so not looped in. The whole “women in sports” trend happening showing regular women being phenomenal? I was like, “That’s great! Wow, people are finally celebrating these athlete!” Nah babe, they’re responding to the boob-forward ad of an attention-seeking actress. Gotcha! 010
Reposted by Marissa MacielLuke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026On Sunday, Sept 20th @jamesfolta.com and I are hosting the launch party for OBEY IN ADVANCE, a new book of satire by @ginnyhogan.bsky.social & @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social published by @mcsweeneys.net! 🎟️: www.eventbrite.com/e/obey-in-ad... 1208
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Day one of living in California: the ants are not only ever-present, but they are demanding. I’ve never met such high-need ants before. I fear for my provisions. 100
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thanks to Trump’s deal to take castoffs from other countries I made a jingle to remind me not to buy beef: If you wanna stay alive, don’t eat cow If you need to keep your life, don’t eat cow If you want to save a buck, but you’re faced with deadly chuck Don’t eat cow don’t eat cow don’t eat cow 100
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So is this more project 2025 baloney or is this pure Miller Time cruelty? 001
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026To make an allegory: swimming well is like trying to do your very best golf swing while jogging and under water. The mechanics are unlike anything I’ve tried before. I love this! I’m down bad for swimming!!! 011
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to a Walmart Supercenter is like being in a very depressing airport, going nowhere. Ugh. 000
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As someone who has devoted themselves to swimming laps for the last almost three years, I feel confident in saying this: Holy fuck, it is so complicated you guys. 211
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As someone who has devoted themselves to swimming laps for the last almost three years, I feel confident in saying this: Holy fuck, it is so complicated you guys. 211
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You think AI is powerful now? Imagine being in 1982 and having a computer wizard who can tell you’re confused based on questions you ask it? 020
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My kids are up late trying to get down the bass and harmony of The Cure’s “Just Like Heaven,” and it’s 11:30-ish on a Sunday night. I’m so glad Monday is a holiday so I don’t have to interrupt this 🥺🫰 020
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Uh oh it’s Tuff Boy 031
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you get to be mock-mad at your partner then you’ve tapped into a higher-tier of partnership. Highly recommend exploring that. 000
Reposted by Marissa MacielJoshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 02/09/2026Do it. It may not mean all that much but we can at least annoy them a lot. 019875
Reposted by Marissa MacielThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026Laptop Gets To Age When It Can Be Lightly Tossed Sometimes theonion.com/laptop-gets-to-age-whe… 122126150
Reposted by Marissa MacielMarissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love these wealth tax ads saying taxes were raised, “with little to show for it,” on my tv which runs on electricity, in my house where I have running water that I can drink, and in the town where everyone’s kids can get an education — paid for by, uh, well-intentioned billionaires I guess??? 0111
Marissa Maciel @marissamaciel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love these wealth tax ads saying taxes were raised, “with little to show for it,” on my tv which runs on electricity, in my house where I have running water that I can drink, and in the town where everyone’s kids can get an education — paid for by, uh, well-intentioned billionaires I guess??? 0111