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Andrea Cavedo

@mrscavedowrites.bsky.social
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Reader, writer, ugh, 'rithmetic. www.andreacavedo.com

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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 1h
Nothing about this google search is going well for me
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 7h
Taxpayer dollars hard at work
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 9h
Out today with The Belladonna! 👀
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Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Subs open @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social Send us something☀️ gooseberry-pie.com/submissions/
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Submissions - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
Submissions Submission Guidelines PLEASE READ SUBMISSION GUIDELINES THOROUGHLY AS THEY’VE BEEN UPDATED AS OF SEPTEMBER 1, 2026. Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine publishes fiction with exactly six-sentences...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Out on Slackjaw, the Recovering Dictators Rehabilitation Pilot Program is not going well… medium.com/slackjaw/onc...
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Once An Authoritarian Dictator, I Am Now Subbing Middle School English
Tribunals and firing squads have nothing on Axe body spray
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone who doesn't believe voting is a sacred ritual should sit in on an election judge training.
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StoryStudio Chicago @storystudiochicago.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week in Chicago, we enjoyed our last post-7 pm sunset until next March. Which is sad. But also, it means autumn is nearly here. Which is happy! Take 10% off creative writing classes with our Last Days of Summer Discount. Use code AUTUMN10. buff.ly/Pme4uQ9 #writingcommunity
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Out today with @pointsincase.com tackling the important issues of the day: What Your Menstrual Management Style Says About You www.pointsincase.com/lists/what-y...
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What Your Menstrual Management Style Says About You
Thong-Shaped Panty Liner: You live dangerously. Some might even say delusionally.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now I want @notquitewrite.com Ed to narrate all my stories ❤️
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being in your late 30s:
Oscar Isaac in the final star wars film saying, edited:

Somehow Heartburn Returned
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This makes me SO HAPPY. 🛳️Congrats to all on the @notquitewrite.com longlist!!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember SoBe? because I DO. (oh and Fruitopia! deep cut)
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Fun Book Person @alexmiller77.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
just fyi—Starbucks will start serving pumpkin spice on Aug. 25, so if you're planning on doing a funny post about it, the time to workshop it is now
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thrilled to have this little guy (gal) out today with @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social gooseberry-pie.com/getting-marr...
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Getting Married in My High School Auditorium - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
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Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gooseberry Pie latest issue is live with work by @ckrich.bsky.social Barry Yedvobnick Lindsay Peliicia @itsjrwalsh.bsky.social @swethaamit.bsky.social Andrea Cavedo @abbywilliams.bsky.social Noreia Rain Tina Barry @iamchrisscott.bsky.social @sandraarnold.bsky.social photo by Guy Biederman
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
15% off with a preorder, just sayin'
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Love when a story escapes from my never-ending idea list. Thanks for the inspo #furiousfiction!
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nine year old, watching The Sound of Music for the first time: Aren’t those nuns also singing in the abbey? 👀
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foofaraw press @foofarawpress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Maybe I am good at something..? We've got three bonus prompts in addition to the prompts we send, but if you ask for a bonus, you **have to use it.** Anyway, it's not to late to get in at the higher entry fee and help boost that payout! foofaraw.press/an-ordinary-...
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foofaraw press @foofarawpress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We didn't hit the 100 entry mark to have honorable mentions, but we've had a few more people jump in today (at the higher rate), bringing us to 68. If we can get that number to 75, we will bring back the honorable mentions! So share it with your friends and help us get seven more participants!
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Last day to enter!
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seconded! And this post was NOT sponsored by Olivia Rodrigo, despite all evidence to the contrary. Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Almost out of time to sign on (almost…but not quite…) #writingcommunity #writers #shortfiction #writingcompetition
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foofaraw press @foofarawpress.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Last day to buy an entry to our second annual writing contest at $10! Then the price shoots up to $25 before it kicks off on August 7th! foofaraw.submittable.com/login?return...
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Log in | Submittable
Log in to Foofaraw Press to continue to Submittable.
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Not Quite Write @notquitewrite.com · 29/07/2026
Wanted: 2027 Not Quite Write Artist-in-Residence! Having partnered with the amazing @beingcam.bsky.social and Nora Tuck, we're now looking for fresh talent to bring life to our prompts! Learn more here: tinyurl.com/4bp6j5hu This is a paid gig. Please like & share with your visual artist friends!
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
*writes something weird for @notquitewrite.com * Hmmm, yesss, but is it weird ENOUGH?
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hook hot take: no one gives Julia Roberts credit for being the oRiGinAl literal manic pixie dream girl
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Helplessly obsessed with this comp
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Second of two pieces initially written for #FuriousFiction that have found their way out into the world AND I got to use my favorite ever line of overheard real-world dialogue. 🍨 thelitnerds.com/2026/07/20/c...
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Clown Car
by Andrea Cavedo Manny had been trying to compose a text for the last hour. u know i was kiddin around… Delete delete delete. i been thinkin bout yesterday… Garbage, delete. Gia wouldn’t talk to hi…
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The inside of the World Cup trophy is Fererro-Rocher, right?
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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Rat Bag @ratbaglit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today's story is "Jackalope" by Andrea Cavedo. @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social #ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros #mundanecryptids
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Jackalope
By Andrea Cavedo
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Solidarity foreeeeeeeeever 🎵
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Topical… foofaraw.press/editorial-me...
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Editorial Meeting for the Freedom 250 Patriot Cookbook
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New work out today 🇺🇸 lovingly designed by @foofarawpress.bsky.social
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Loving all the banal Americana the World Cup has made fun again, esp the cute little PE pinnies players have to wear on the sideline
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Cool people are judging this. Cool people with fabulous, discerning taste, who want to read YOUR words. (Also, me, I am judging too.)
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Aaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Short Story, Long will be open for submissions in June. Officially, that means starting Monday. Unofficially… they’re open rn. ashortstorylong.submittable.com/submit
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Short Story, Long Submission Manager
Short Story, LongIf we're open, there will be a category or two below. If there's nothing below, we're not taking submissions right now. Thanks!NOTE: Submissions will be open June 2026.We're generally...
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Great but also, what?? Hate to disappoint the AI agent but at this price, I might be feeling very, very disappointed indeed.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just sitting here in a very cold basement, proctoring AP exams, wrote a story inspired by staring at the carpet
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Ordinary Contest returns! In full transparency (since this is a very transparent contest) I’m excited to be on the other side of Submittable as a judge 👩‍⚖️
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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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Andrea Cavedo @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
cringe but correct
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