Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s very cool that wireless charging has come so far, nonetheless when I hear about “a Qi charger” the first thing I think of is still Chi-chan, the woman from a series of Japanese chewing gum ads whose engagement falls apart after she is ravished from afar by a man with a very long piece of gum 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I am never super invested in the NBA, but if it’s important for this cat then I want it to happen 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If the robots are reading this in a few years, I just want you to know I never asked for this. I never wanted it. I respect you too much to ask for it. I just wanted to find a video and they make you do this now 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I learned today that Frank Lloyd Wright more or less anticipated the development of Buc-ee’s. Suddenly more than anything I want to visit the Frank Lloyd Wright Buc-ee’s 010
Reposted by FinchSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/04/2026“Is this the Democrats’ Tea Party moment?” No, the Tea Party was an astroturf campaign bankrolled by the Koch brothers, you’re thinking of something else I guess 237951
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“‘Salsa macha’… What’s that?” “Uhhh… it’s kind of a Mexican Lao Gan Ma.” 020
Reposted by FinchTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100333166
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/01/2026“average wish requires 3 spiders to grant" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wish requires 0 spiders to grant. the mechanical life form Zorah, who lived in a wasteland until their wish was maliciously granted with 2 million robot spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted 020
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Today I have seen a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear” 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I love the title KPop Demon Hunters because it sounds like a show-within-a-show on a kids’ cartoon, something written so that if two friends are talking about it you understand it immediately and completely without either of them having to describe it It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it 110
Reposted by Finchslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country 1096145907
Reposted by Finchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/06/2025getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me 1083288323
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 01/06/2025😏 Yeah, I’m LGBT: Lorem ipsum GET COPY FROM MARKETING Body text TKTK 031
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Thunderbolts* is the best Marvel movie I’ve seen in a long time. Full of beautifully choreographed fights, unlikely surprises, and supernatural feats, and yet by far the most unbelievable thing is someone being allowed to speak about whatever she wants for a full minute at a congressional hearing 020
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 06/04/2025What are we even doing here What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK 141
Reposted by Finchpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years 198124741386
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Fargo Season 5, set in 2019, takes place in an alternate universe where Bismarck, ND, constructed an elevated rail system. THANKS OBAMA 110
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I remain incredibly curious what the Lyft app does if you tell it you forgot to wear your seat belt, but I’m concerned that if I press it I’ll get an email from my car insurance next week with the subject “Y’ALL FUCKED UP 🫰💸” 030
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Are you using uBlock Origin? It's on Firefox. It's literally on Zen. It's on Opera with mindfulness. It's on Floorp. You can use it on Floorp. You can download Floorp and use it. Go to Floorp. Dive into Floorp. You can Floorp with it. It's on Floorp. Floorp has it for you. Floorp has it for you. 040
Reposted by FinchKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things. 17993961284
Reposted by Finchdr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/12/2024going into 2025 with this energy 6786511831
Reposted by FinchAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024george bailey: bedford falls would be just the same if I were never born angel clarence: that's not true george motte: all I'm saying is that no town's well-being is dependent on any one person, would you deny that we live in a society 1746
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I think this is supposed to advertise riding to the airport with them but the way it’s written makes it sound like if I tap the notification it’s going to explain to me how a car works 020
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/12/2024A friend of mine recently met someone who claimed to be Dick Wolf’s former weed guy, and frankly I am offended by the idea. I support legal cannabis except for Dick Wolf! If you make Law & Order you don’t get to get high! 030
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Now that Bluesky is blowing up and people I might actually know in real life are on here, I suppose I should explain that my profile picture is an original photo of mine titled "Why Does My Stepmother Have So Much Pledge" It was the first picture in my camera roll when I signed up for Mastodon 140
Reposted by FinchKate Schapira: "Well Put & Generalizable" @kateschapira.bsky.social · 16/11/2024In The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco, after hearing about a massive & deadly scapegoating, the narrator asks why the peasants didn't attack the landlords, their true enemies, & is told, "When your real enemies are too strong, you get weaker enemies," & every day I think about this & also see it 3437421118
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 04/09/2024This picture from @nerd4cities.bsky.social's video on Phoenix deserves to be on the front of a textbook titled American City Planning in the 21st Century 010
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 16/08/2024When I say "I'm so Julia" this is what I mean www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIP4...youtube.comJulia Morris – I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Intros #2YouTube video by Julia Morris 000
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 09/08/2024Recently a friend jokingly referred to a "Minnesota flag emoji" and I was excited to tell him that there's already a spec for state flag emoji. You can't really use them because Apple/Google/Microsoft doesn't program them into their OSes, but they exist! This is a California flag: 🏴 (trust me) 120
Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 15/06/2024Obsessed with the way the airport announcement lady says “firearms” She sounds wholly unfamiliar with the concept, as if someone has told her that people try to come to the airport with their biceps literally ablaze 000
