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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A google search box. In it are the words "can you appeal an LA parking ticket if you". The suggested completions shown read "you lost it" and "you are in ketosis".
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A lightly deep-fried meme with text in Impact font. The background is an image from Google Street View of an overhead exit sign on a freeway. It reads "Apple Valley" and "Bear Valley Rd", but the "Apple Valley" portion has a different background color from the rest of the sign and is written in Helvetica instead of the standard freeway sign font. The image is decorated with a flushed emoji and a monkey covering eyes emoji. The text on the meme reads "WHAT IF WE KISSED" on the top and "AT THE VICTORVILLE HELVETICA SIGN" on the bottom.
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If the robots are reading this in a few years, I just want you to know I never asked for this. I never wanted it. I respect you too much to ask for it. I just wanted to find a video and they make you do this now
A screenshot of Instagram showing the search results for “hi gay”. At the top is an AI-generated answer that reads “It looks like you're sending a greeting! The term ‘Gay’ refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. In modern English, it's used as an ad... more”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Please, Mr. Shaw is my father. Call me Barack Obama
A partial screenshot of an election results table showing the name “Barack D. Obama Shaw”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
“average wish requires 3 spiders to grant" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wish requires 0 spiders to grant. the mechanical life form Zorah, who lived in a wasteland until their wish was maliciously granted with 2 million robot spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
A screenshot showing a 3D-animated scene. Blocky spaceships hang in the air. Tall machines stand on spindly, spider-like legs. Dust swirls around them from their impacting the barren ground. The lower part of each machine is covered in robot spiders with glowing red eyes, some of which have come down from the machines and are now scurrying across the ground.
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear”
A screenshot of a New York Times push notification with the title “Chicago’s ‘Obamalisk’”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A subtitled screenshot of the movie Joker in which Joaquin Phoenix’s character says “I’m going to become the Joker”. It has been obviously modified to instead read I’m going to become the Prongler”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It is a beautiful thing to be understood
A screenshot of an online menu. It reads:

Dongting Noodles
S4
House Special Beef Noodle Soup
招牌牛肉
Spicy Or Not(Required)
No Spicy Please I Dont Eat Spicy At All It Literally Kills Me
不可以辣的噢
Spicy Oh Yeah I Always Hear People Say No Spicy No Exciting
辣起来欧耶了
Cilantros Or Not(Required)
Yes Cilantros You Ve No Idea How Much I Love It I Put Cilantros In Everything | Eat And Drink And I Just Had My Coffee With Cilantro This Morning
我要香菜
No Cilantros At All Piz It Tastes Exactly Like A Freaking Soap Bar And I Would Rather Swallow A Bottle Of Shampoo Instead
我不要香菜
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
What are we even doing here What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK
A screenshot from Car & Driver. The title reads “2025 Genesis GV80 Coupe”. The photo shows a 4-door crossover SUV driving down a city highway. The MSRP is $81,400-$87,200.
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
not a web browser hitting me with the Democrat beg 😮‍💨
a screenshot of Gmail showing the subject line "Please give me a chance to explain" and the sender "Mozilla"
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I think this is supposed to advertise riding to the airport with them but the way it’s written makes it sound like if I tap the notification it’s going to explain to me how a car works
A push notification from Uber with the title “Go with the Uber app” and the body text “See how the Uber app helps make traveling easier with rides.”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Flex Tape infomercial meme. The tank of water is labeled "MY FAITH THAT WE STILL LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT BELIEVES IN FAIRNESS AND HUMAN DIGNITY OR INDEED EVER DID". The hole in the tank with water pouring out is labeled "THE RENT SEEKING THAT SEEMS TO CREEP INTO A DIFFERENT ESSENTIAL ASPECT OF MY LIFE EVERY DAY AND THE GAMBLING-IFICATION OF EVERYTHING". The tape being slapped over the hole in the second panel is labeled, in quotation marks, "THATS HOW THEY GETCHA"
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer
A screenshot from the movie Dune (2021) showing a poison needle being held up to the neck of Paul Atreides, however it has been modified so that the end of the needle is the needle graphic that The New York Times uses for election coverage
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
This picture from @nerd4cities.bsky.social's video on Phoenix deserves to be on the front of a textbook titled American City Planning in the 21st Century
A picture of a location of The Old Spaghetti Factory, viewed behind a sign saying "Cultural District"
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
A screenshot of PC Gamer showing the headline "MOBAs are suddenly back in fashion, and one dev says it might be because of soulslikes: 'Now that more players understand that it feels great to master a difficult game, I think more are willing to take that journey'"A screenshot of Kirk Van Houten gesturing smugly at his race car bed, captioned "I know what it feels like to master a difficult game. Do you?"A screenshot of Homer Simpson speaking, captioned "I play fun games with my friends"
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I love puzzles, thank you LinkedIn
a screenshot of LinkedIn's game Pinpoint. One of the five clues is visible: the word Lipstick. In the answer field the answer "types of lesbians" has been entered
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
A screenshot of Google Maps showing a business listing. The category reads "Restaurant". The name reads "Restaurant". The image is a Street View image of an alleyway between two apartment buildings. In the foreground are two dumpsters. Next to the category is an icon indicating that the business is wheelchair-accessible.
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Nothin like a tall glass of PFAS and nitrates after a long day
A panel with a button labeled with a droplet and the words “hold to fill” below an LCD reading “From the Landfill!”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Idk why y’all are saying Google is bad now
A screenshot of Google Maps showing a pin labeled “Starbucks” with the review excerpt “They have coffee here..”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
BBC News has paid Meta money to entice me with a photo of Karen Pence smiling
A screenshot of a sponsored Instagram story from a verified account called “bbcnews” showing only a picture of a smiling middle aged white woman with brown hair in a bob and a button labeled “learn more”
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Tonight I discovered that my dad and my boyfriend have the same gaming mouse
Two iBuyPower Zeus E2 gaming mice, one fairly worn and one like new, side-by-side on a mousepad bearing the Gateway Computers logo
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Finch @befinched.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Of course lovers of Diet Coke have little to fear--when one not only stares into the void, but embraces it and consumes its nectar, what fear is left to hold? What use is it to threaten death to those foresworn to something far worse? Truly, it is we that should be afraid
A post on X.com from The Economist reading "Lovers of Diet Coke have little to fear"
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