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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope the lady who has to live out of her car since she was the funding for her polycule’s business but they left her holding the bag is having a nice fucking day. Everyone else involved can step in fresh poop.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s funny that if I had just let the spider bite rot away my flesh I’d be better by now and probably wouldn’t have had my life destroyed it’s not like anyone sees my torso unclothed anyway.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hello @mcuban.bsky.social you should talk to me about this.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I want to open a tutoring center in my neighborhood and I have a perfect potential location so if you are an angel investor this is your chance.

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

salad days won't mean the same thing anymore. not after the diarrhea.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What if I tried to make things again instead of just crying…

Image of a melting lit candle constructed from the words of “Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night” by Dylan Thomas.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don’t have a job anymore and there are too many hours.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you need a guest on your podcast I can yap about anything and people who have heard my speaking voice know it’s fire.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

How I feel looking for a job that isn’t sales or AI training: youtu.be/rMw0YiEYaj

youtu.be

Say Anything - What Are Your Plans For The Future?

YouTube video by Will Martin

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 26/08/2026

I never realised that Dolly Parton couldn’t have children because of endometriosis. And that she was public about that in the 70’s and 80’s, when there was even more stigma and shame around infertility and menstruation than there is today.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What is the best way to make money grifting the right?

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Their bestie who went into fashion marketing is also doing well.

Screenshot of a new podcast announcement: The Run-Through with Vogue

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Assignment: Misunderstood

Spotify trying to get listeners of the You’re Wrong About episode on Heaven is for Real to read the book.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Moots: I see times when we posted together but there are parts of the timeline where we posted without you. Jesus: That is when I was mentally well.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The Summer I Turned Sickly

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I just paid $1,2913.14 for a 10 day course of medicine and that was a bargain with the GoodRX card after my health insurance denied it twice. I have been sick and unable to work since the first week of June. This is an untenable society we’ve got going on here.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A life well lived is aging like critical response to the Jackass franchise.

All Jackass movies ranked by their Rotten Tomatoes critical score (Tomatometer), starting with the best:Jackass: Best and Last (2026) – 94%Jackass Forever (2022) – 86%Jackass 3 (2010) – 67%Jackass: Number Two (2006) – 66%Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (2013) – 61%Jackass: The Movie (2002) – 49%

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

So my life has been real cool lately.

Excerpt from an email: “and keep us updated. I want to also apologize that someone tried contacting your doctor about your medical details. That is absolutely not our policy, and I will make sure that does not happen again.”

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I bet EVERYONE could have air conditioning if we eliminated the military industrial complex so maybe let’s direct our ire there.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This was my first favorite record.

Ink sketch of Licensed to Ill record cover.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm so sorry but because my life has been a nightmare since September of last year, I sure could use some help if you have anything at all you could spare. Thank you I feel like shit but I love you Vemmo:Scoob84 C/A: Scoobert22

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I can eat like ten (10) things now so that’s pretty sweet.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

In a few days Rod will be here to cook me the kinds of foods people prepare for their elderly dogs.

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 05/06/2026

Graham Platner found to be a part of elite gambling "crab fighting" ring, claims that "its ok because crabs don't have feelings or rights"

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I used to know this guy in college who could only eat like nine things because of an illness he had suffered in the past and now I am pretty sure that illness must have been c.diff and his life is my future.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life. collabs.shop/3lg2pb

A circular, black-and-white embroidered patch featuring a stylized skull in the center, surrounded by the text "IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE."

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Dr: “You have to take this pill to fix what the other pill did.” Me: RFKJening

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I hate that my first instinct was to sing it to the tune of “My Buttercup.”

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

So it turns out that, for me, the worst part of getting bit by a brown recluse on my torso was the antibiotics they gave me to prevent my skin rotting away. They are also preventing me from being able to thrive, but hey, shit healed up *perfectly*.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

One thing they don’t tell you when you’re being tested for various ailments that at times you will have to eat food just to get rid of the food and I’m ready for a robot body now.

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This spring has been my Sickly Victorian Child Era and I’m so over it.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Me: Do you want to go to a wildlife park for free the day you arrive because my company is having a party there? Them: Are you wanting to show me off? Me:…yes…

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Today I accidentally bought the teen $16 worth of cherries do not ever ask me for budgeting tips.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It cost $0 to repost my art

Kitty in a space ship waving goodbye to earth

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This is definitely my favorite thing of the week.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

As an adult who does at least 90% of all the things that need to be done to raise a teen and provide a nice life for her solo, I have taken today as a lazy day and it feels fuckin glorious.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

the problem with the shittiest billionaires getting so directly involved in space is how much it turns off people who just want to be excited by space

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I can’t wait to not despise summer again.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Does the current U.S. government think they are supposed to up the count on Memorial Day?

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Surround yourself with the kind of people who are proud to have a library card.

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beewok @beewok.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Even though I’ve spent the majority of my life *not* being a practicing mormon, that early indoctrination is why I’m absolutely unable to spend any significant time in my home without doing a chore.

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