Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 6hMy most clever student: Miss, if I come back here, we'll be on good terms, right? Me: No! I never want to see you in here again! CS: But miss I really love it here! Me: That tells me I need to be more mean! Other Student: No, miss, really-- we all love it here. Me: 🥹💗 0100
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 7hThis is for you, @ianferguson.bsky.social 280
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Ale @alepresser.com · 8hThe black ink was running low when the second cat was made. 1775952
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23hHappy October to everyone, but especially this guy, and also @merks.bsky.social 🕺🎃static.klipy.comHalloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in CemeteryALT: Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery 191
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been going back and forth with a Spanish teacher all day about why she's failing one of my kids who works her butt off but has a severe SLD and my boss just came in on my break and goes "Does this teacher know that (student) is doing her very best?! Come on!!!" and I just said I KNOW!!! 3120
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today at the high school in my district a student killed himself in the parking lot. 250
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me when some talks about how we shouldn't body shame Michael Tr@c3y or any other fascist piece of shit. 261
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Feeling violently hopeless as of late, so I bought a new fountain pen over it. Surely that'll work. 3220
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This whole day has been a big stinky pile of dookie. 330
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When @dorispringle.bsky.social tells you she's makin' wingies in the air fryer and you should come over! GO BILLS!!!!!static.klipy.comRed Minivan Burnout: Smoking TiresALT: Red Minivan Burnout: Smoking Tires 180
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There is a creature stirring under the Party Porch and I really really hope it's an armadillo 3100
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went out and was social today and didn't drink and still had a good time, but now I've got a case of the lonelies real bad. 360
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I forgot how much I read when I'm not drinking. Just book after book after book over here. 270
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Circus owner: alright let’s hear it Musician: do do doo doo do do doo doo do do doo do do doo doo doo dooo do dooo! Doo doo do dooo! Doo do deh do do do doo Circus owner: this is tremendous, this is the jingle we’ve been looking for 1230726
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"License and registration. What brings you to our town this evening, ma'am?" 🪿🪿🚓🚨🪿🪿 170
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just did a home HIIT workout (vacuuming) until my back was screaming. 020
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is my teaching career in a nutshell 061
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just wanna say... I picked a terrible life to quit drinking! 060
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01053143
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That’s one too many merrilies bro. Something bad happened to you on that boat 110717
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got 20 minutes into that AI doc on Netflix (something something Apocaloptimist) and I had to turn it off bc I was scared and angry. 170
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Now reading Jon Ronson's latest book. 💙📚 041
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798601563
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Untitled by Mark Rothko, 1952 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten… 2489
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Moving to Mississippi for my dream teaching job 241
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I do not care for the Chiefs. I wish a pox upon them and their stadium. 170
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 21/09/20265 days until paycheck struggle meal-- spicy chick pea and vegetable yellow curry. Pretty good! 1100
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I long ago muted Parker. She has been so, so miserable for so long. I cannot understand what it feels like to be trans, but I can empathize as someone who has also chosen a career that is bad for my mental health, despite it being the right thing to do. But regular public crash-outs ain't it. 020
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Retail Archaeology @retailarchaeology.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 2171
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Long Distance by Man Ray, 1916 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten… 29126
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it 61790251
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Attorney That Rocks has updated his billboards! 440
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 101141412769
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I consider myself a decent person. I try to do right. I try to be patient and kind. I know my actions will not prevent me from suffering, bc that's not how life works. But, Universe! I implore you! Why does my roommate keep asking me to read his poetry??? What have I done to deserve this??? 770
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fitzy, listen to your loverboy. 110
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fizty you should give Josh a celebratory kiss. 060
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm too old for night football... so sweepy... and now i have to stay up 080
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@dorispringle.bsky.social it's your favorite tonight, Kirk Errrbskrrrt 130
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Beater an'a skully? In a hot tubby? Cooks-burger! 031
Reposted by Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026💃💃💃💃youtu.beBuffalo Bills "Shout" SongYouTube video by Logan Warner 0112
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Josh is so hot and he has such great hair. 280
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The first TD in the new house *had* to be Josh, obvs. 081
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I wonder how much brain damage I incurred yesterday from the 4-11:00pm neighborhood gas leak... 140
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I imagine shaving your balls is like playing Operation. 230
Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Came home and the major intersection right by my neighborhood was closed off. Gas leak. We're under a shelter in place. Went out on the porch and the smell about knocked me over. So much for my evening walk. 160