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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)

@ladyreezy.bsky.social
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"There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." -Bunk ATX; Buffalo Diaspora 🤓 Play me on Wordfeud (LadyReezy) @dorispringle is not my alt 😂😂😂 Buy some snacks for my classroom? tinyurl.com/4raeehdp

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 6h
My most clever student: Miss, if I come back here, we'll be on good terms, right? Me: No! I never want to see you in here again! CS: But miss I really love it here! Me: That tells me I need to be more mean! Other Student: No, miss, really-- we all love it here. Me: 🥹💗
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 7h
This is for you, @ianferguson.bsky.social
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Ale @alepresser.com · 8h
The black ink was running low when the second cat was made.
Two calico cats with theirs backs to the camera. One is white, orange and black, and the other is white, orange and gray.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23h
Happy October to everyone, but especially this guy, and also @merks.bsky.social 🕺🎃
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Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been going back and forth with a Spanish teacher all day about why she's failing one of my kids who works her butt off but has a severe SLD and my boss just came in on my break and goes "Does this teacher know that (student) is doing her very best?! Come on!!!" and I just said I KNOW!!!
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today at the high school in my district a student killed himself in the parking lot.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me when some talks about how we shouldn't body shame Michael Tr@c3y or any other fascist piece of shit.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling violently hopeless as of late, so I bought a new fountain pen over it. Surely that'll work.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This whole day has been a big stinky pile of dookie.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When @dorispringle.bsky.social tells you she's makin' wingies in the air fryer and you should come over! GO BILLS!!!!!
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Red Minivan Burnout: Smoking Tires
ALT: Red Minivan Burnout: Smoking Tires
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fierce, hungry, tiger Josh Allen
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a creature stirring under the Party Porch and I really really hope it's an armadillo
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went out and was social today and didn't drink and still had a good time, but now I've got a case of the lonelies real bad.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I forgot how much I read when I'm not drinking. Just book after book after book over here.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Circus owner: alright let’s hear it Musician: do do doo doo do do doo doo do do doo do do doo doo doo dooo do dooo! Doo doo do dooo! Doo do deh do do do doo Circus owner: this is tremendous, this is the jingle we’ve been looking for
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"License and registration. What brings you to our town this evening, ma'am?" 🪿🪿🚓🚨🪿🪿
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just did a home HIIT workout (vacuuming) until my back was screaming.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is my teaching career in a nutshell
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just wanna say... I picked a terrible life to quit drinking!
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s one too many merrilies bro. Something bad happened to you on that boat
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got 20 minutes into that AI doc on Netflix (something something Apocaloptimist) and I had to turn it off bc I was scared and angry.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now reading Jon Ronson's latest book. 💙📚
The cover of "The Castle: Adventures in a World of Unraveling Men" by Jon Ronson
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Untitled by Mark Rothko, 1952 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Guggenheim Bilbao Museoa

© 2012 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moving to Mississippi for my dream teaching job
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to go to there.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do not care for the Chiefs. I wish a pox upon them and their stadium.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5 days until paycheck struggle meal-- spicy chick pea and vegetable yellow curry. Pretty good!
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I long ago muted Parker. She has been so, so miserable for so long. I cannot understand what it feels like to be trans, but I can empathize as someone who has also chosen a career that is bad for my mental health, despite it being the right thing to do. But regular public crash-outs ain't it.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💦💦💦
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Retail Archaeology @retailarchaeology.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Long Distance by Man Ray, 1916 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
The Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation
Gift, Peggy Guggenheim, 1979

© 2016 Man Ray Trust/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Attorney That Rocks has updated his billboards!
Austin's own David Komie, Esq, white guy with dreads, who has updated his billboards with a new picture of his aged self.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I consider myself a decent person. I try to do right. I try to be patient and kind. I know my actions will not prevent me from suffering, bc that's not how life works. But, Universe! I implore you! Why does my roommate keep asking me to read his poetry??? What have I done to deserve this???
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How bout them Bills??? 🦬😎💙❤️🤍
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fitzy, listen to your loverboy.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TAKE THOSE SHIRTS OFF, BOYS
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fizty you should give Josh a celebratory kiss.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm too old for night football... so sweepy... and now i have to stay up
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@dorispringle.bsky.social it's your favorite tonight, Kirk Errrbskrrrt
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Beater an'a skully? In a hot tubby? Cooks-burger!
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💃💃💃💃
youtu.be
Buffalo Bills "Shout" Song
YouTube video by Logan Warner
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josh is so hot and he has such great hair.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The first TD in the new house *had* to be Josh, obvs.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wonder how much brain damage I incurred yesterday from the 4-11:00pm neighborhood gas leak...
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I imagine shaving your balls is like playing Operation.
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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Came home and the major intersection right by my neighborhood was closed off. Gas leak. We're under a shelter in place. Went out on the porch and the smell about knocked me over. So much for my evening walk.
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