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Lili (the bitchy one) @lili.cryptoanarchy.network · 4h

Incredible

Amazon About You page listing that reads
"Home & Family: Owns a toilet"
"Home & Family: Has installed about a dozen bidets"

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 6h

looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 6h

Cannot BELIEVE Roy Orbison died a decade before Sliding Doors came out. RIP sir, you'd have LOVED the scene where John Hannah's character just incessantly quotes Monty Python instead of chatting & joking with his friends.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14h

You can’t draw a bum without drawing a bum crack - that’s the bottom line.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The specificity of these prompts, the looping tangle of caveats ("five fingers on each hand"), make it seem like someone is asking something of a genie / psammead / monkey's paw, and are really really REALLY trying to not have it backfire this time.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Bedford, Bedfordshire | Quarry Theatre | Saturday 19 December 2026 | 2pm | Christmas Cracker show
Bingley, West Yorkshire | Bingley Arts Centre | Sunday 21 February 2027 | 1pm
Brighton, East Sussex | Komedia | Saturday 17 October 2026 | 2pm
Brighton, East Sussex | Komedia | Saturday 12 December 2026 | 1pm
Durham, County Durham | The Gala | Friday 19 February 2027 | 2pm
Harlow, Essex | Harlow Playhouse | Monday 15 February 2027 | 2pm
Havant, Hampshire | Spring Arts and Heritage Centre | Saturday 12 December 2026 | 1:30pm | Christmas Cracker show
Hornchurch, Essex | Queen’s Theatre | Wednesday 28 October 2026 & 19 February 2027 | 4pm
Keswick, Cumbria | Theatre By The Lake | Wednesday 28 October 2026 | 2pm
Leicester, Leicestershire | De Montfort Hall | Saturday 20 February 2027 | 1pm
London:
• Blackheath, SE London | Blackheath Halls | Saturday 31 October 2026 | 2pm
• Finchley, N London | artsdepot | Sunday 21 March 2027 | 12pm
• Finsbury Park, N London | Park Theatre | Sunday 25 October 2026 | 3pm
• Twickenham, SW London | The Exchange | Sunday 11 October 2026 | 2:30pm
Luton, Bedfordshire | Hat Factory | Sunday 9 May 2027 | 2pm
Newbury, West Berkshire | The Old Library | Sunday 24 February 2027 | 2pm
Thornbury, South Gloucestershire | Arts Festival | Saturday 10 April 2027 | 2pm, onsale soon
Watford, Hertfordshire | Watford Palace | Saturday 12 June 2027 | 2pm, onsale soon

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Twickenham! Families of West London! We're back at The Exchange on Sunday 11th October, with comedy excellence from @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, Dov Citron and @joewellscomic.bsky.social. Join us for MUCH GIGGLING! 🎟️ www.exchangetwickenham.co.uk/show/comedy-...

Sunday 11 October 2026 | 2:30pm
£12.50 (£10), or a family of 4 for £40
020 8240 2399
exchangetwickenham.co.uk

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shout out to whoever has slapped a big old furry black moustache onto the Brian Cox poster on the Leicester Square down escalator. It's PERFECT.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Starting to worry this might not be a Terry Pratchett adaptation AT ALL.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Aberdeen! FAMILIES! Join us at The Lemon Tree this afternoon for our second #AberdeenComedyFestival show, with @vivgee.bsky.social (MC), @cbthorburn.bsky.social, and Stephen Halkett at 2pm! 🎟️ www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/com...

See Eleanor Morton (MC), Phil O'Shea and Magic Gareth on Saturday 3rd October, then Viv Gee (MC), Chris Thorburn, and Stephen Halkett on Sunday 4th!

The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen
5 West North Street, Aberdeen AB24 5AT | 01224 641 122
Saturday 3 & Sunday 4 October | 2-3pm | £11 tickets
aberdeenperformingarts.com | comedyclub4kids.co.uk

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looking at ancient pottery, thinking about Lucy Knisley's feline musings in her excellent graphic novel memoir Woe...

I ALWAYS LOVED THOSE CATS IN OLD PAINTINGS THAT LOOK TOTALLY BIZARRE.

IT SPEAKS TO THE * SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CATS AND HUMANS-

HOW AN ARTIST CAN SKILLFULLY RENDER FOLDS IN FABRIC SO ACCURATELY, AND YET...

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The thing is, if we stop production of Dr Who then that energy leaks out into other parts of UK life. Like this advert for Tesco. Sarah Jane Smith would have taken that guy DOWN.

Children standing still, on a grey day, gazing up at an absolutely huge being made of fruit, like a vegan Oogey Boogey

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Getting thrown out of the commentary box for asking "what, at bedtime!?", whenever anyone says "at the end of the day...".

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good news, Morrissey! You CAN go out tonight!

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Aberdeen! Join us at The Lemon Tree for #AberdeenComedyFestival We have @eleanormorton.bsky.social (MC), Phil O'Shea, and Magic Gareth on Saturday 3rd October, then @vivgee.bsky.social (MC), @cbthorburn.bsky.social, and Stephen Halkett on Sunday 4th! 🎟️ www.aberdeenperformingarts.com/whats-on/com...

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Leamington Spa! FAMILIES! We're back at the Royal Spa Centre for #LeamingtonSpaComedyFestival on Saturday 3rd October, with Jeddy Bear & Gary (MCs), @robynhperkins.bsky.social and @totallyimprovised.bsky.social! Join us for MUCH GIGGLING! 🎟️ warwickdc.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Join Jeddy Bear & Gary (MCs), stand-up Robyn Perkins and improvisers Comedy Sportz!
@ComedyClub4Kids | comedyclub4kids.co.uk

Royal Spa Centre, Leamington Spa
Saturday 3 October | 2:30pm | £13.50
leamingtoncomedy.com | 01926 334 418

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Devindra Hardawar @devindra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching the Netflix Matilda musical with the kids, my god the choreography goes harder than I expected youtu.be/EzPZ9VCCRmU?...

youtu.be

Revolting Children (Full Song) | Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical | Netflix

YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The wordless, gleeful Up And Up remains a forever fave!

A three panel page, of a girl floating past a classroom window and fully hypnotising all the kids from their maths lesson

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We're at #LeamingtonComedyFestival AND #AberdeenComedyFestival this weekend, which is FULLY IDEAL if you will also be in those places, and want to see some swear-free stand-up goodness pitched at ages 6+. ✨

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t know why everyone is saying it’s so bad. Nothing with Timothy Bottoms could ever be bad.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Another question from the floor? Yes, you, the sandy gentlemen with the eyes of midnight black..."

A sand-covered grey seal with one paw up

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At least Robby The Robot only fell over on the Forbidden Planet set cos the actor inside it had had "a five-Martini lunch".

Robby The Robot on set, with a cook who absolutely adores booze

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Lark 🦇⛈️🍂 Autumn Rain (Ch. 13/~20) @larkoneironaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

HAPPY 1ST OF OCTOBER 🎃👻🕸️🦇🌕🌩️🖤🕯️🔮

A fluffy black cat lying on its back, sttetching on a cat tree, seemingly screaming while its eyes reflect the light eerily

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Putting in a dvd, getting a sterner talking-to than any of the AI companies who've gobbled up others' art without in any way paying for it. Bleeee.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Current hobby: thinking this is Jeremy Clarkson, EVERY TIME.

A poster for Digger, with an aged Tom Cruise (64) in a claret suit holding a spade, looking like farmer Jeremy Clarkson (66)

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just IMAGINE your brother is in a movie you love SO MUCH it's in your all-time top four, what a SWEETHEART.

Kieran Culkin screwing up his face to nominate his top 4 films:
The Princess Bride
Howl's Moving Castle
The Goonies
Uncle Buck

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Speak up mate! My paws are too small to hold the phone by my actual ear!"

A cake capybara, holding a chocolate phone to the side of its body, not its ear - GBBO sponsored by Lebara

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some EXCELLENT dogs in the new Sense & Sensibility movie. Also people, costumes, scenery etc. But just LOOK AT THEM! Rated U, so EVERYONE can go see Mrs Jennings' adorable puppy!

Sir John Middleton with two floofy sheepdogs

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What, you couldn't just call it 'Hamlet'!?

Charity shop book shelf, with a 99p copy of Ophelia and the Marvellous Boy

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crab bucket: constantly trying to keep you from leaving, distressing, wearying Possum vortex: having an incredible time with the guys, riotous, delightful

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Smeagol is your Evri courier

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A delicious detail in an otherwise unnerving story... www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

* RAF Fairford, in the Cotswolds, is used by the US military. President Trump says the US had the five men "under view for a long time, and we got them"

* There is clear inconsistency between Trump's comments and the farmer's detailed account, says our security correspondent Frank Gardner

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@misterabk.bsky.social Enjoying pondering how much c19th woodblock fans in Japan would have liked your animal shapes bit.

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Comedy Club 4 Kids @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pictured, two orangutans discovering THEY ARE WHY Aussies call redheads "rangas".

Side eye from an adult orangutan that isn't mad, just disappointed

Wide eyes stare from the lips pursed baby orangutan

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