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@blueheron.bsky.social
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The bird is the word, Expert on all things Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, sports, and life Chronically ill with LC/CFS/ME Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did Knowledge of lack of knowledge is power A Very Wise Bird

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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 1h
This is a five alarm fire
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 02/10/2026
Touching words from John Shorthouse during #Canucks game today. John Shorthouse & John Garrett was the voice of the Canucks for so many years & were absolute perfection
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2h
Take the time to give this a read. PJ’s right on point, again.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Oilers are going to miss the playoffs
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Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty amazing to realize that Canucks outscored the Oilers 6-5 at even strength
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Tyler Horsfall @flopfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it a good thing to allow 13 goals against to the 2026-27 Vancouver Canucks
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Stephan Roget @stephanroget.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Canucks give up nine goals against and somehow embarrass the other team. Gotta love it.
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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is amazing. The *consensus pick to finish last in the league Vancouver Canucks* are causing goaltending meltdowns for the Oilers.
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Rhys Albrecht @rhysalbrecht.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Embarrassed the hated Oilers two games straight yet only collected two points to keep the tank intact? Honestly kinda best case scenario.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im shocked that giving up on a former 1sr rnd pick that was rushed into the league, that had a new coach for every year he was in vancouver, so you could sign Daniel fucking Sprong for a month, turned out to be a poor move
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Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
ALT: Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any “contending” team that gives up 12 goals to the Canucks in 2 games should be given a 10p deduction.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The oilers, incorrectly, view themselves as contenders In 2 games theyve given up 12 goals to a team in a rebuild thats not worried about wins and loses. Mike “human herpe” Babcock is already benching guys and playing the wheels off 97/29. EDM has a real chance to be fucking terrible this yr
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not surprising this ego filled douche canoe can’t laugh at himself. Seriously what a d-bag
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Sandro Desaulniers @deltacanuckian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And most Americans still don't get that they're the bad guys.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trade him for a pick. Re-sign him. Then next year trade him for a pick.
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Daily Faceoff Vancouver @dfovancouver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Cotter is a guy you trade at the deadline for a pick, but he has one good game and people want to keep him. We need draft picks!" Halford & Brough on the importance of accumulating prospects during this Canucks rebuild. @sportsinteraction 19+ - Please Play Responsibly Like and… #Canucks
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bigger question. Why should we as voters believe anything he says during an election. This is likely another empty promise, just like an EA in every class. Remember that, bird does.
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 01/10/2026
Tough to argue it isn't a separatist party
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🇨🇦 Trent Leith 🏳️‍🌈 @trentleith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Canucks #Oilers
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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are in line to score on Tristan Jarry STAY IN LINE.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Fuck you oilers. Fuck you refs Fuck you shit ass pxp And most importantly Fuck you to all the idiots in those dumb ass high viz vests. Y’all look fucking ridiculous
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Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
VAR overturns that penalty btw
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If im a team contending for the pacific, I’d be calling for this ref to be fired. Dropping points is good for the Canucks but the oilers being gifted a chance to go 6 on 4 deserves an inquiry
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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a godawful call. Karlsson gets fully tackled, then takes a one-handed swipe at an already broken stick and gets a slashing penalty? What are we doing? What's going on?
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Sandro Desaulniers @deltacanuckian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Refs should actually be punished for calls that are that bad
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too bad because that would be hilarious. However, that wasnt a slash, what a pile of bullshit
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wilkinscaleb.bsky.social @wilkinscaleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They don't make the MEN who have the job of picking all the hats up off the ice wear the tight pants? Sick of these double standards. #Canucks
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A soft ass call to gift the coolers a power play on a game they’re trailing Nature is healing
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I missed the start of the Canucks oilers game. Why the fuck are the oilers fans wearing hi biz vests?
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bird thinks the oilers may have errored in thinking Tristian was the goalie for them. As someone that hates the oilers this makes bird happy. Very happy.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stuart skinner would’ve had that
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the fuck is the edm pxp calling Hronek, Ronick. Seriously, this guy is bad at his craft.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Breaking! Thomas Müller has signed a contract extension for the Vancouver Whitecaps for the 2027 MLS sprint season. #VWFC
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Chad GPT ✨🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇪🇺👉🦩💥 @sigmundfried.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
True North. Strong & Free 🇨🇦
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Steve 🇨🇦 @opiated49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again. America is the enemy
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Caps tying DC was super disappointing until I looked at the mls table and saw they have 12 ties in 26gms. This yr theyve split p with Nash x 2 Hou Stl LAFC Phi Against the top 6 in each conference DC are 2-7-7 Shit set piece defence cost the Caps but it seems like DC draws alot of good teams
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bird just met John Shorthouse by the poutine stand at the whitecaps game. What a time to be alive!
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MLS are changing the schedule and will eventually stop during Int breaks but it is ridiculous a team in the supporter shield/west conference race are expected to play 3 mls games with 7 senior players away. NLast year it cost them the supporter shield, western title, and home field for the mls cup
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
looks like God has come down on the side of Mackelmore www.tmz.com/2026/09/25/e...
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Ed Sheeran's Shows at Robert Kraft's Gillette Stadium Are Canceled
Ed Sheeran's shows this weekend at Gillette Stadium -- home to Robert Kraft's New England Patriots -- have officially been canceled ... TMZ has learned.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026
TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.
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Rob Hodkinson 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @robhodkinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Municipal election Oct 17, Provincial election Oct 24, one more election and everyone in BC gets a free 12" sub. #BCpoli
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Harrison Mooney @harrisonmooney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Snap elections should happen even faster. Call the election for tomorrow, you cowards
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Jeremy Caradonna @jeremycaradonnayyj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s my press release on there being a provincial election during our municipal election: Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. #yyj #yyjpoli
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They are going to make a bunch of empty promises, like an EA on every class, after the election they will say they want an EA in every class but don’t have the $. This 50 mill could be used for our benefit instead of a bs power grab snap election.
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@bcndpcaucus.bsky.social @bowinnma.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social For the first time in a long time I will not be voting for you because there is no need to waste our $ on a power grab. Shame on all of you. I hope you lose seats
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Teachers need a contract Eby’s NDP - we have no $ Nurses need a contract Eby’s NDP - we have no $ Funds for chronic illness clinics Eby’s NDP - we have no $ EA in every class Eby’s NDP - we have no $ Its fucking BS the NDP is shitting $ away with a BS election halfway through their term
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the category of no shit Sherlock. These glasses should’ve been banned the minute they were announced. Recording someone without their consent should be illegal.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guys, Kash Patel might not be an alcoholic after all. those reports of him pounding wild turkeys have been misconstrued.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw this and it made me smile...
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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guess the Caps should’ve challenged for a red. This challenge system is one of the stupidest things Ive ever seen. Just a complete joke
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