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Vinz Clortho

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I have an orange cat & existential gripes.

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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
“If you think you have the moral high ground, that’s a very dangerous position and you can do some dreadful things.” - Brian Flanagan The Weather Underground
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Sitting on toilet drinking coffee 2 minutes before work zoom meeting thinking, “I have time to skeet about this”.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
MAGA Guy: THEY INDICTED HUNTER BIDEN! Justice! .. What they get him on? .. Oh, it’s illegal to do illegal drugs and buy guns? So, hypothetically speaking, if I’m on unprescribed Oxy’s and buy a gun, I did the same thing? .. They really prosecute that? Sheeeeet.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
I’m enjoying Ahsoka, but the plot is a collection of holes tightly strung together by other holes.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
“If you think you have the moral high ground, that’s a very dangerous position and you can do some dreadful things.” - Brian Flanagan The Weather Underground
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Do one thing so beautifully kind and surprising that the universe cries joyfully.
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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Took a look at my student loan details and I think I'm going to focus my efforts on getting sucked into an interdimensional portal.
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am cosmos @amcosmos.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Enhance
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Real-estate developer has business plan ruined by double life leading illegal alien.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Two men look at a picture. One says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this this infinite recursion." The other says "yeah, that means we're the original versions of the guys in the picture." The picture they're looking at contains an image of them saying the above phrases and looking into a picture depicting them saying the above phrases on into infinity.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often? 📽️ I used to watch The Lost Boys when a local station would run it on the weekend. A+ soundtrack, lots of humor, fantastic cast, tense atmospheric tone that doesn't overwhelm, and the single greatest closing line in cinema, hands down.
Jami Gertz, Kiefer Sutherland, and Jason Patric appear above a seaside amusement park and characters riding motorcycles on the poster for The Lost Boys.

Tagline #1: "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a Vampire."

Tagline #2: "Being wild is in their Blood."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
What’s a “comfort” horror watch you don’t mind playing often? It's more of a horror comedy but that's my favorite genre and most of my favorite horror has at least some comedy in there too. But yeah this is one of my favorites to just throw on when I'm feeling blue.
The poster for the movie Tucker and Dale vs evil
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
What’s a “comfort” horror watch you don’t mind playing often? First time I saw this movie I found myself quickly rooting for the Cenobites, so it never really feel like horror to me, but more a macab superhero film.
Poster of a dude getting acupuncture holding a half solved puzzle box.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13/09/2023
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
You ever just “whatever”, and realize you actually mean it. Oh man, that’s the nectar of the gods.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
“Before enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment start a Youtube channel and create a subscription course.”
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Am I a bad person that I want them to legalize drugs, which could devastate millions, all because I’d like to buy pure MDMA at CVS.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
What’s your sign
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Thinking about traveling back in time to try and stop horrific events in history by standing at an intersection with a cardboard sign.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
“How old do you feel inside?” I’d like a lawyer before I answer anymore of these questions.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
whats your sign
Billboard about some stuff.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Guy in a white jumpsuit with a mesh mask pointing a sword at me saying “En garde!” Sorry can’t, I’m a non-duelists.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Me: “God, I give up” God: “I was inside you the whole time” Me: “Wow, that was a pretty great hiding spot” God: “Thanks, now you hide, 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi….”
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Demon conference: “Let’s chill out for a while, things are getting wack.”
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Thinking about traveling back in time to try and stop horrific events in history by standing at an intersection with a cardboard sign.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Somehow crushing an entire box of keto friendly cookies, feels worse than eating a box of real cookies.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Me: “I suffer from severe Skelephobia.” X-Ray Technician: “Well then, I might have the worst news possible.”
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Waking up first thing in morning: “Where is my persistent sense of dread? Maybe if I think about some stuff I fear happening. Ah yes, there is is!”
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
How do cats know your bladder is full and you’re about to get up?
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Scientist: No evidence of aliens so far, but we are looking. DMT enthusiasts: I’ve fucked a few aliens, but I’m over it. I’m now really focused on healing my past trauma and trying to open my heart.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
You ever consider just not wanting the thing causing you so much pain?
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pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
When actual flag-carrying and chanting Nazis marched in Florida last week hardly anyone noticed and I think more people would have been alarmed if they hadn't been desensitized to the word. People hear "there are Nazis marching in the street" and think you mean boomers in maga hats.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Wild to imagine a time you could ask for the smoking section at a Chuck-E-Cheese.
Smoke them if you got em.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I always rooted for the Noid.
Noid
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Get it, get that itch!
Wurt?
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Sometimes this app is buggy and I can’t click the reply button. I think this is for the best.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
It’s gonna fucking happen.
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Abbott and Costello Meet MikeZilla Minus Zero (#15584) @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about x.com/markwoodleyt...
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Four fictional characters to represent you.
gruntI could circumsize a gnat with itthree people that haven’t been in my mothers kitchenHAPPY… prime minister bad
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 10/09/2023
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
I casually mention how unconditional compassion makes some people really angry. He laughs in disbelief challenging me to give an example. I do, and end up spending next 45 minutes trying to explain it between his angrily yelling objections and not really listening.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
If I had believed in God and went to Church, I would have missed my cat covering his face with his paw as he slept.
God
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Me on a first date: “Sorry I’m late, I really wanted to finish this documentary on feral children”.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Wife: “When is the last time you’ve washed that water bottle?” Me: Thinking back to the day I bought it, and wondering if I ever washed it.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
I feel empty inside. But like, in a calm way.
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Using an image, show a movie(s) you are SURE you have watched more than ten times.
I want my 2 dollarsI’m your huckleberryIt’s not about money, it’s about sending a message*strange music*
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
My cat leaves my arms if I sing to him. Does he not know the song is about him?
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Vinz Clortho @bcc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Using an image, show a movie you are SURE you have watched more than ten times.
“Geez, I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!”
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