Reposted by pavedwaldenAnna @annadistracted.bsky.social · 1hThey formed buttholes first, just like us 💖 0263
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 5hApparently, registration of .si domains shot up two months ago as insiders started domain squatting, knowing Trump was going to issue an executive order demanding a rebrand. 040
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026deadlifts are crazy because wdym I have a cramp in my waist. why was there even a muscle here. 2140
Reposted by pavedwaldenjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 23/11/2024Pittsburgh; America's best town that used to be a city 3171
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026folks who grew up with game scarcity: what was the obscure game you somehow ended up with and played for hundreds of hours? 130
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone who was an extremely minor character in my life for a few months 17 years ago just popped up in a dream with a small speaking role. Memory is strange. 120
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's not that they won't mate in captivity, China is intentionally sending us asexual pandas to maintain their monopoly 131
Reposted by pavedwaldenlittle baby granny 🏳️⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 24/09/2026Groundhog Day (1992) - Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. A man learns to navigate the dialogue trees to complete a visual novel dating sim. 1184
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I fully expected that community note to say this was actually staged for a 1940s "physique" magazine 040
Reposted by pavedwalden𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it's apparently less of a "hierarchy" & more of a "jenga tower" of needs 1394
Reposted by pavedwalden🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026pointing at the dj and shouting HIT IT! just to see what happens 1102
Reposted by pavedwaldenAlex Becker @alexcbecker.net · 18/09/2026Gyges equivocates in his thread between the Berkeley rat commune, Ant, AI safety and EA. These are very distinct groups that share a few vocab words. Nobody I know at Ant are or were part of this commune. EA is older and far larger than rationalism and focuses on animal welfare, kidney donation, etc 51255
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think segyges' thread is very bad. But something I learned from watching Dave Gerard do his thing is that people's love of good gossip and clear villains far, far outstrips their interest in separating fact from fiction. I can't change that. But I will ask you to not be a useful idiot. 5383
Reposted by pavedwaldentbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the optimal amount of decoupling is not infinity 091
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The film I shot during my month on the road came back. High variance in terms of images coming back better/worse than I expected, but thank God this shot came out just right. 2230
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Don't end up like Miguel Acevedo Álvarez, learn about the risks of uploading today. qntm.org/mmacevedo 070
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've reached the part of this drive where I'm sick of being in the car so I dawdle at each gas station and rest stop, pushing my ETA ever further into the future. 130
Reposted by pavedwaldenSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 07/09/2026you know what, challenge accepted. quotes that express ideas that are challenged or recontextualized by LLMs 🧵 "When I think in words, I don’t have ‘meanings’ in my mind in addition to the verbal expressions; rather, language itself is the vehicle of thought" -- Wittgenstein 2132432
Reposted by pavedwalden𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 17/02/2025people who quote Nietzsche are seldom people who read Nietzsche—but here I am the exception & here to tell you that Nietzsche thought this kind of thing was indicative of *power* rather than weakness & that the self-destruction of justice which we call grace is "the privilege of the strongest". 2286
Reposted by pavedwaldenoddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026downtown towers should have large inflatable heads on them with faces projection mapped onto them from nearby towers to mumble poetry into the fog or recite fast and easy healthy weekday dinner recipes 051
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Had a lengthy falling-out with a close friend this year. Final messages were "civil" but I had no intention of ever speaking to her again. That was months ago. Today is her birthday, and I know that by not sending her a message I'm sending her a message. 110
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just opened Facebook for a moment and was exposed to multiple infohazards about the passage of time. Maybe it was better when it showed me slop instead of updates from old friends. 040
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026As a Hoosier, this makes me proud of my heritage 110
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Listening to the drums of a lion dance team a few blocks south echo off the buildings to the north, I wonder if anyone has ever tried using an echo like a tape delay and incorporating it into the performance 000
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Left laptop unattended in back of coffee shop because there's only one one way in/out. Guy runs back there while I'm getting refill, walks out clutching something under his jacket 🤨😑😯 It's a ferret, he's holding a pet ferret. Laptop is where I left it. 2410
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I want recommendations for ambient music that sounds like electric cars' fake motor noise 010
Reposted by pavedwaldenHorrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening 372016696
Reposted by pavedwaldenRobin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I randomly came across this 1890s children's book cover while looking for reference. I now share it with you for your meme-ing pleasure. 310041
Reposted by pavedwalden𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026we are all just blobs in god's hot lava lamp 072
Reposted by pavedwaldenRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"Superpersuasion" imagined a text channel, not a tiktok feed, but a tiktok feed is probably what superpersuasion actually looks like, social media suddenly pointing all its peer pressure one way. 4598
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I wonder how many writers at ForeignPolicy.com are online enough to know this headline is a punforeignpolicy.comThe Straits Are Not OKAfter Hormuz, global waterways will return to being sites of bloody contention. 020
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026mouth dry, head throbbing, momentary confusion that I woke up with a hangover despite not drinking "oh, right... the air is poison here" 120
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I wonder which model is most easily convinced of conspiracy theories 200
Reposted by pavedwaldenGrace @gracekind.net · 04/08/2026Today is the day from “There Will Come Soft Rains” users.wpi.edu/~zrbutzke/Docs/Bradbu… 49612
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I spent half the day in Salt Lake City and forgot to try the local delicacy. If I understand correctly, they just go nuts with one of those Coke Freestyle machines. 030
Reposted by pavedwaldenBrian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 04/08/2026(guy destroying chesterton’s fence) check it out, i’m cutting the gordian knot 0282
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Computers are a scam invented by Big Math to sell us more math 080
Reposted by pavedwaldenDickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026it's that time of year in seattle again 010833
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Brother: We're going to have the wedding on Halloween Mom: So you can dress up? you want to get married as Batman? Brother: Well, we want to be a little more formal than that... I'm thinking Dracula 051
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yesterday I walked into a suburban Maryland Starbucks and three different people had their phones playing without headphones. Absolutely not - I walked right back out. The social norms here are so fucked that people at the library do it, just with the volume real low. I can hear two right now! 120
pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 26/07/2026💡: Remake of The Wages of Fear where the nitroglycerine is stored safely and everyone has a nice OSHA-approved road trip 010