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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud

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Paralegal, occasional actor If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.

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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 9h
Post you favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
Picture of Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins,  floating through the sky
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 9h
hahahaha it's funny because you're suggested he's gay and gay men are lesser men, that's what you meant, right? Hahahaha, transphobia is HI-LARIOUS.
A woidcut of a handsome mallard saying "DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, I GUESS" (from @effinbirds)
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 9h
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 13h
Holy shit.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 17h
Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 16h
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Oct 5th 2026 (Easy), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 18h
Investigate EVERY member of the Supreme Court. Investigate EVERY senator. Investigate EVERY congressperson. Investigate EVERY cabinet member. Audits for everybody. Medical physicals for everybody. Psychological exams for everybody.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 18h
This is why there should be blanket investigations. Republican and Democrat. One, as a show of impartiality. Two, you can pick up any stray dirty Dems and get them out too.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 18h
Any Democrat who says something like this is likely corrupt himself and should be investigated.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes,Gail will choose violence many mornings. But then she'll open a window into your dark little soul and get the tissues, Francis, because the damage has broken (don't complain about the mixed metaphors, I'm typing through tears).
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Robert Heinze @rheinze.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
The complete inability of the left in general to have any understanding and critique of nationalism *as nationalism* is at the root of all this shit.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess my favorite Glen Campbell song is that one where he’s in alignment with the county.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gail, as usual, choosing violence first thing in the morning.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw a clip of a Trump supporter in a red hat being interviewed. This person is clearly an immigrant. Her #1 reason for voting continuing to support the fascist is that Muslims like Mamdani and El-Sayed are trying to take over the country and end Christianity.
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Glenn Hauman @hauman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump asks you: “Can everybody just close your eyes and pretend I’m on the ballot?” Don't just pretend. Write his name in for every office you can vote for, instead of the Republican on the ballot. That way the Republicans will know why you're supporting them. #DoItForDonald
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/10/2026
The retconning of “Woke 1” is 98% about people who faced mild criticism depicting it as apocalyptic.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never seen an animal so perfectly express the emotion of "holy SHIT" more than that owl
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People have never (or, at least, don't) understood that the Turing test was a thought experiment, not a real test to be gamed. Turing was saying that if a computer eventually was able to pass that test, it might be sentient, not that the goal was to create a machine to pass the test.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's not how class action law suits work. Stop being silly. There are Constitutional ways yo remove a president and members of an administration, and even SCOTUS justices. But you have to use them, and that means electing representatives and senators who will do it. Not making up pipe dreams.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you even lift, brah?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "You're Never Alone, There's Always Ghosts" Pin. Remember this when you're feeling lonely. When you're getting dressed. Getting undressed. Going to the bathroom. No matter how private the moment, ghosts are watching. collabs.shop/bfxhky
A round enamel pin featuring two white cartoon ghosts on a dark blue background with gold trim. The text "YOU'RE NEVER ALONE" arches across the top, and "THERE'S ALWAYS GHOSTS" arches across the bottom.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus. Dan Osborn wants to win
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Separation agreements have some amazing clauses.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or is Radz in his room biting him?
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my favorite sitcoms growing up was BARNEY MILLER. Nowadays, yeah, some of the attitudes and jokes are "cringe," but the episode entitled "Rape" is unsettling in a whole different way. Barney resolves the "dispute" by talking the man to be more romantic, and it will be fine. This was 1978.
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 02/10/2026
posts like these are 100% part of the separation/support agreement and should be considered paid advertising
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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jtzero.bsky.social @jtzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 02/10/2026
All you fucks going on about how we have to support this transphobic, piece of shit, sentient wad of hair gel still yapping? Because holy fuck, this chump has not been and will not be a viable candidate. Find someone better or else. It really is that simple.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
theguardian.com
Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a time it would have been seen as a sign from God if you fail to execute someone TWICE. Signed, an agnostic.
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Tell me, O muse, of any first grade child who can not tell you that batteries store energy?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You rarely see Dick Tracy villains in real life, but...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, destroying their prototypes is what every successful aeronautical company has always done.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2026
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊 As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙 If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, given that this mission was cut short, and, in fact, ended with an explosion, it's hard to suggest that this has been truly successful, even as a proof of concept.
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