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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud

@bbofun.bsky.social
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Paralegal, occasional actor If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.

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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not an artist, and I screwed up the lettering, but (*shyly*) here, I made this for you.
A crudely-drawn cartoon.
PANEL 1: A woman stands at a sink in a public bathroom, a toilet stall behind her. She sniffs the air.
PANEL 2: Close-up on the woman's face. She says, "Erica Henderson is here!"
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post you favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
Picture of Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins,  floating through the sky
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hahahaha it's funny because you're suggested he's gay and gay men are lesser men, that's what you meant, right? Hahahaha, transphobia is HI-LARIOUS.
A woidcut of a handsome mallard saying "DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, I GUESS" (from @effinbirds)
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're right here. Middle of the street. Where have you been?
Photo of 5 members  of Monty Python's Flying Circus in costume as Gumbys. Wearing tall boots, short trousers, white shirts. Striped sweater vests, fake Chaplibesque mustaches,  and handkerchiers on their heads.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My scottie, Bailey, has a doctorate in aroothmatic.
A handsome black scottie, being stretched under his chin. He wonders why the hand holding the camera isn't involved in the skritching
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The knight with real hair
A b/w picture of a young Patrick Stewart in a nice suit, with close-cropped hair, staring into your soul.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Comic book cover, the first issue of HERBIE, THE FAT FURY. It shows our hero, a round man wearing ling red underwear with a yellow insignia on it reading "Fat Fury," a blue cape. A light blue skimasl, a plunger on his head, and no shoes. He's carrying Spider-Man and Batmans's costumes (two men in underwear can be seen running away in the background). He's  saying "They're not so tough."
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also able to access ALL THE DATA-
Photo ofcTashacYarbin her "nightgown" from thexST:TNG episode THE NAKED MOW, staring hungrily at you
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My little gentleman Bailey is sorry your kitty isn't doing well.
A handsome but sorrowful-lookung scottie, sttaring with care at you.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Police sketch of suspect
Drawing of the Mole Man from Marvel Comics, he holds a spear in one hand and his other hand is reaching out.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blanc rarely played Elmer. He was usually voiced by Arthur Q. Bryan, known for playing Doc Gamble on FIBBER MCGEE & MOLLY. Blanc's contract prohibited other people from being credited. They actually changed Elmer's model for a couple of cartoons to a caricature of Bryan, but people didn't like it.
Pucture of the off-model Elmer Fudd, based on Arthur Q. Bryan.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Lorenzo St. Dubois will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Banana Splits will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Photo of The Banana Splits
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fake title card from an episode of ST:DS9.
"Let's  Torture O'Brien"
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My little gentleman Bailey hates to hear that you're down. He sends you virtual cuddles.
A handsome scottie looks at you, concerned.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The nice thing about a salad is that each bite is a little (or a lit different than the one before.
A nice bowl of salad, with lettuce, croutons, tomatoes,  onions, salmon, and some other stuff
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My little gentleman, Bailey. He sits when he eats, as is proper
A small, handsome scottie, eating his dinner. He is sitting at his bowl, because he has manners.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doesn't quite scan, but still...
The words "post-op vaginal dilating" written as the TEENAGE MURANT NINJACTURTLES logo, against acyellow background
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman breaking a shotgun into pieces, cartridges and shells flying. The letters AI are superimposed on the gun. He says,  "This is the weapon of the enemy.  We do not need it.  We will not use it. "
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How fast will his opponents put up the simplest attack ad in history? "He's running. Again."
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
His other black New God character was named Vykin. Vykin the Black. No, really. First black superhero published by DC.
Comic book panel by Jack Kirby  of Vykin the Black, a New God character. 
He's black.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
welcome to bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express: (attn: @gailsimone.bsky.social )
Comic book cover, SECRET SIX  (vol. 2,  #3) Below the logo, a man in a red robe is seen, looking shocked and horrified at the scene before him. Next to him, a ventiliquist's dummy does the same. The scene- 
Several can be perceived, cavorting wildly on a couch, a large black dot with red lettering reading CENSORED covering them. Limbs in various states of undress, in various poses,  poke out from under the dot. Clothes of various types are stren about. Some sort of gas spews out on one side, pissibly from between the legs of one participant, obscuring the face of another. Someone holds an electric handover, another holds a fish. A white cat drunkenly licks a bottle.
A wholesome, educational cover, courtesy Dale Eaglesham.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wait, this guy?
Film still of the title character from SON OF GODZILLA, standing amongst some tiny buildings.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Btman is breaking a shotgun into splinters. The letter AI have been superimposed in the gun. Batman says, " This is the weapon of the enemy.  We do not need it.  We will not use it. "
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wong answers only.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Author picture
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This guy? You got this.
Still from the movie JACK REACHER, showing Tom Cruise as Reacher, in a green , impeccably pressed lumberjack shirt and jeans, looking kind- of menacingly towards the camera, with a hot car and a hot girl slightly out-of-focus behind him.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Comic book panel from THE DARK KNOIGHT... RETURNS. Batman breaking a shotgun apart with his hands, splinters and cartridges flying out. He says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. " The letters "AI" have been superimposed on the gun.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poster for the movie THE GLOVE, starring John Saxon, Rosey Grier, and Joanna Cassidy. It shows a man dressed in black armor, holding up his fist to us, which is covered in a studded metal glove. Smaller characters surround himself, including a man pointing a gun a woman in a nightgown laying down, a crashed car, etc.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Picture done in the "Now that's what I call music" font. It reads 
"TRUMP
That's what I call
CRIMINAL"
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Quick addition
Promo pic of Jason Momoa in costume and make-up as Blanka in the new STREET FIGHTER movie. He is green, with orange hair, claws, wearing only pants and a spiked collar
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Backed by a competent authority.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It was Career Day for Bailey, and he's decided to be a Good Boy.
Photo of a slightly shaggy black Scottie, sitting on  a brown couch, mouth open pink tongue slightly out, looking at the camera expectantly.  Behind him can be seen a Lamp Cop plush, just about his same size.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Photo of a soft serve ice cream machine. The sign on top proclaims ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH IXE CREAM.
Paper, hand written sign taped to the machine rwads, simply, NO ICE CREAM
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Best film adaptation of THE ODYSSEY, wrong answers only:
Poster for the Bake Edward's movie THE GREAT RACE. FEATURING painted portraits of Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, and Natalie Wood.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A black and white photo of a 20-ish Patrick Stewart in a snappy suit, with clise-cropped hair. He stares intensely at the camera.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Comic book panel from SAGA- a gray-green hairless catt scowls angrily at someone, saying, "LYING"
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Comic book panel from SAGA- a grey-green hairless cat wearing an elaborate gold collar, looks angrily our, eyes narrowed, teeth bared. It says, "LYING"
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't think Sojnja has to prove herself to get to sleep with anyone.
Comic book panel, clise-up of Red Sonja, pointing her thumb at herself. She says, "I'm Red Sonja. I'm everybody's type."
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I had this. I was born in 1962, and several of these strips were about Joe McCarthy. I enjoyed them, but understood? Eh.
Photo of a well-used copy of the book "TEN EVER-LOVIN' BLUE-EYED YEARS WITH POGO" by Walt Kelly, with a drawing of Pogo holding a glowing hourglass and a scythe.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's nice to see Salvatore getting work.
Photo of MAD  MEN character Salvatore Romano looking dapper in a 3-piece suit
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm just going to have to get some dye.
A chubby man wearing a sparking silver gown, which caresses his voluminous curves. He completes the ensemble with a viking hat and a pigtailed blond wig. He is standing, arms open, showing off the floir-length sleeves, in front of racks of costumes.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Commiting small acts of vandalism at the Grat American State Fair to drive Trump crazy and keep people away... oh, apparently I'm too late. Anyway, I'd dress up as this guy.
Picture of THE FUNKY PHANTOM, a 1960s Saturday morning cartoon character. He's a ghost, completely black-and-white, dressed in 18th century clothes, accompanied by a ghost cat who wears a tricorner hat with a red feather stocking out of it. The phantom is leaning against a wall (or possibly the air) with one hand, while the cat leans against him in the same fashion.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence.
A 50+years old man, standing in front of racks of costumes, wearing a viking helmet with blond pigtails attached to it a a sparkling, tight silver dress, lovingly molded to his belly and beasts, arms outstretched, showing off the fllor-length sleeves. His expression is of strangely prideful resignation that this is his lit in life.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So popular (including with me) Hanbah-Barbera ripped him off a few years later.
Picture of Frankenstein, Jr. A giant robot from Saturday morning cartoons in the 60s.
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Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud @bbofun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Obligatory
Image from GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE, the man himself saying "I know writers who tell stories clearly and they're all cowards." The words "tell stories clearly" have been clumsily edited in.
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