Bathroom Barry
@bathroombarry.bsky.social
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I’m Dave Barry’s son. He named me Bathroom because he thought it would be funny, and he was right. Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social
I’m Dave Barry’s son. He named me Bathroom because he thought it would be funny, and he was right. Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social
![[Pulp Fiction meme]
SAY DRUMPF ONE MORE TIME
I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU
Dax
@trillsymbiont.bsky.social • 3h
It's his biological name!
Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.s...
Biological name
DaX @trillsymbiont.bsky.social
If you take a little bit of his blood and put it in a
centrifuge to smash the cell lining and unspool
the strands of his dna the damnedest thing
happens. It rigidly returns to a cursive spelling
of the word Drumpf like a spring snapping into
place
Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.s..
Damn that's crazv. Still not deadnaming anyone
DaX
@trillsymbiont.bsky.social
Classic Bluesky missing the joke to perform virtue](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreicogebyjcqdzm6hza3s5rujyn3bg2xsoja6snhxgxnnwzvakgnwsi)
![[Modified Achewood panel with characters scolding Roast Beef]
Ray: Lookat you eating lettuce wraps. How could you BE so cocky?
Mr. Bear Who do you think you are, putting on such airs!
Philippe: You are so ARROGANT!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreifj5ghtnzyh7jlisglqlq5ww46pikkk5u7aiakzsnz7zftu4vzicm)
![(Texts to my wife)
I'm asking Gollum to do impressions
Of his co-stars
For example I'll say
Gollum, do Hugo Weaving
[Screenshot of Gollum looking like Hugo Weaving]
Ok now Gollum is gonna do his
impression of Ellah wood
[Screenshot of Gollum looking all wide-eyed and doing a weird smile]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreicyh7n3yct44klxeq57j6uaq5aeytmu2yzz7xrlumusc7nj3pxrqm)
![Me: Sweet now how about Liv Tvler
[Screenshot of Gollum making a weird face]
Wife: Okay okay
Now RBG!
Me: [Screenshot of Gollum making another weird face]
Wife: LMA00000000000](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreifh6mxq72rzr3uajk3ncs7vnyitejofoxhb3cvsb5vm5e2vluswxu)
![Me: Really good stuff. Now for something a little different. Do an impression of my cat after being yelled at trying to get in the cabinet
[Screenshot of Gollum crouched making a weird squinty hissy bitchy face]
Okay now do an impression of my
wife in the bedroom
[Screenshot of Gollum looking blurry and possessed with his eyes rolled back in his head and his mouth open in a screaming “O” shape]
Wife: Okay that’s enough](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreigcfiz2cdrjjdmyfonxhycc327o62cmeuy2jbzsgalpni7hiaihhy)
