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@baseddelmeyer.bsky.social
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Dad of teen, weirdo. Hobbies include: blinking, sneezing, and noncompetitive ibuprofen consumption

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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Vote early
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"A study from the University of Cambridge published in 2000 found girls at birth on average looked longer at faces, and boys on average looked longer at objects." I don't think that they should call bewbs objects. www.cam.ac.uk/research/new...
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Sex differences in attention are present at birth, study finds
Cambridge scientists have shown that girls and boys show differences in what they pay attention to, even at birth. Since these differences are present so early, it is possible they emerge due to prena...
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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ALT: Adenecon
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love this
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I live my life on the edge of a knife!
Car dash showing 0MI of gas left
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just talked to my dad on the phone for 15 minutes, if anyone has any questions about the details of Jack Reacher's military career.
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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GothyMcGothface @gothymcgothface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I recently learned that Richard Edson was Sonic Youth’s original drummer and I am no longer right in the head
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trying to understand this has helped me tremendously in my personal stress levels. Every true understanding has merit no matter how much it differs from my own. www.spencergreenberg.com/2026/06/what...
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What’s Between Us and Reality
We often talk as though we are in direct contact with reality – as though our eyes show us the world, and our minds read off the facts. But between whatever reality fundamentally is and the e…
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I need more Ruben's Tubes in my life. youtu.be/sIopZnMLeQo?...
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Cymatics: Ruben's Tube Vs. Tesla Coil
YouTube video by Nigel John Stanford
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 27/07/2026
I saw this elsewhere and had to share it. Jimothy is just too darn cute.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don't be complicit. Don't share the Elf or else you're a perv.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🚨 Confession Alert🚨 I find myself doing the 🍊💩🐵 air-jackoff dance sometimes. I'm not trying to emulate him. I am just that weird.
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The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
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The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What hideous sin have you committed lately?
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
1001albumsgenerator.com/shares/6599c...
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My 1001 Albums Journey
900 albums rated with an average of 3.1/5. Going through the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The very word "Dorito" implies the existence of a larger, even more flavorful "Doro".
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You should always have a phrase to use with your significant other to make sure neither of you have been Face/off’d. Like if a wife says “mangoes are very sweet” and the husband doesn’t say “and the finest fruit is never bitter” then the wife knows her husband might be notorious criminal Castor Troy
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
x 1000
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My Olympic run is 95% done. I just need to get in shape and practice for 10,000 hors.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Do you ever wonder whether we are living in the timeline in which Rufus did not successfully keep Wyld Stallyns together?
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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Damn… if I got $300,000 every time I did 15 shots of tequila I’d have gone to a much nicer rehab.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Gozer is weak on animal control
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Ferwen @ferwen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s
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Sarah @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Can't get myself too worked up about 4K releases. My love of movies was founded on tapes that had been recorded three times over. My glasses are always dirty. I don't think my eyes possess all the Ks required.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours. Gas prices skyrocketing. Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month. Another war in the Middle East. Are we great again yet?
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Undocumented immigrants don’t vote Trump was not “exonerated” re: Epstein The board of peace is a huge grift The Melania movie was a bribe You pay the tariffs The boat bombings are murder The ceasefire is not a ceasefire Ice is not targeting criminals And on and on
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Face it. ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should. It is time to defund ICE! Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
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SAM @samierens.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I'm thrilled to announce that I've been nominated for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Peace Prize. 🏆
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American Resistance @citizenresister.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Can you imagine bringing Mark Kelly up on some bogus made up charges and how it’ll play across the country? He’s a GODDAMN AMERICAN HERO
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I call dibs on the band name "Lovely, Lovely Endorphins". bigthink.com/mini-philoso...
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The "intoxication thesis": The evolutionary benefits of getting drunk
Our body's reward system is intended to encourage certain behaviors. But is alcohol a mistake or one more evolutionary gift?
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Amen
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
My favorite part of my CT results: "Pelvic Organs: Unremarkable"
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
There are no job losses in Ba Sing Se
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