Sign in

🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋

@baseddelmeyer.bsky.social
191 followers 223 following 445 posts

Dad of teen, weirdo. Hobbies include: blinking, sneezing, and noncompetitive ibuprofen consumption

PostsRepliesMedia
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 4h
Squirrelology is a vast and fascinating field. I recommend looking into the program at The University of the Oaks. Ask for Professor Chipndale.
020
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Vote early
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, if by "time working on employers' spreadsheets" you mean "drinking whiskey", sure.
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You "shouldn't" eat road salt
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Canada Gooses? You Got a Problem With Me!
ALT: Canada Gooses? You Got a Problem With Me!
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think he means it this time. Besides the only other choice is sOciLisM!
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could see that
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
001
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
resting war criminal face
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does everything in Seattle look like that? #jimothy
120
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey dipshit, *your* access to the Whitehouse is a privilege, not a right. Not the press. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"A study from the University of Cambridge published in 2000 found girls at birth on average looked longer at faces, and boys on average looked longer at objects." I don't think that they should call bewbs objects. www.cam.ac.uk/research/new...
cam.ac.uk
Sex differences in attention are present at birth, study finds
Cambridge scientists have shown that girls and boys show differences in what they pay attention to, even at birth. Since these differences are present so early, it is possible they emerge due to prena...
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is this the sort of thing we'll get on Trump TV? Because I may have to change my opinion.
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great, I have eyeball herpes now
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But, but, but, I'm white
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Better yet, steal the vegetables
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
grow your own vegetables dummies. Oh, and just steal the seeds from your neighbor. Why do you have to make it so complicated?
100
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oof
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL, FWIW
000
Reposted by 🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋
Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
194296890
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
koth those kids read
ALT: koth those kids read
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Careful what you ban: Sharia isn't just religious dogma, it’s a legal tradition where mutual consent, good faith, and binding agreements are foundational. If you truly banned every principle found in Islamic law, you’d have to toss out standard contract law with it.
100
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Danny Kaye at Epcot Center, Walt Disney World
ALT: Danny Kaye at Epcot Center, Walt Disney World
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You are a bad person. Wanna hang out?
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm with you. Plus I can make up hilarious stories about their life in my head.
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DEI?
001
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't see any reason not to do both.
110
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Magic beans
020
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do you think that they will combine this with our DOGE check?
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what if we knew that Wendy's was run by egotistical morons?
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm putting funny stickers on things
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
static.klipy.com
Adenecon
ALT: Adenecon
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To be fair, you don't even need to know what Sharia law is to scare people with the phrase Sharia law.
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BOO! SOCIALISM! I bet I just scared a bunch of people.
000
Reposted by 🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
56113902493
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vote for me! I promise a white house moat with sharks with friggin lasers.
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love this
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
throw that 7% in the lake for the gene pool's sake
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Agree to disagree
110
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Strait of America 🙄
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I live my life on the edge of a knife!
Car dash showing 0MI of gas left
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what are you going on about? Get a job
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuckity, fuck-fuck. I know that they post this shit to troll us, but, this one worked. I'm legit triggered.
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Psalm 109:8
012
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This unelected weirdo has the ear of and gatekeeper rights to the most powerful role in the country. It's not a sex thing, it's a weirdo with undo influence thing.
000
Reposted by 🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just talked to my dad on the phone for 15 minutes, if anyone has any questions about the details of Jack Reacher's military career.
47149031
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
but who will think of the shareholders?
000
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeah, but men in women's sports or some shit like that. Am I right?
010
🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't think that it's getting doxxed to know the identity of a public employee. They (allegedly) work for us.
000