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@baseddelmeyer.bsky.social
191 followers 223 following 445 posts

Dad of teen, weirdo. Hobbies include: blinking, sneezing, and noncompetitive ibuprofen consumption

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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Vote early
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Agree to disagree
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I live my life on the edge of a knife!
Car dash showing 0MI of gas left
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
1960s era Joker
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
2 in the thoughts, 1 in the prayers
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
x 1000
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Man holding sign that says "Somebody just do it already"
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
2 in the thoughts. 1 in the prayers.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hard agree
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Pretty straightforward.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Anybody want a peanut?
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Sure?
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Certainly not climate change
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You will be visited by three spirits...
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Feel free to take the holiday off from rejecting me world.
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🦋Caffeinated and/or Carbonated🦋 @baseddelmeyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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