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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 2h
This is how you write a headline.
Telegraph headline:

Trump backstabs Zelensky for five minutes of midterm relief
Deal with Putin for Russia’s oil might soften the markets but Ukraine will pay the price
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 2h
You can’t “google” something on Bing. You Binged it.
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 18h
Can we at least go back to protesting Tesla dealerships? I thought that was nice.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 3h
I would simply make it super-triple illegal, with no backsies
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 3h
sunglasses dude looks like he knows how to dissolve a body in a bathtub
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 9h
FYI
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 21h
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is, by a comfortable margin, the thing that pushes me the most in the direction of "believing in god" or anything like that
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Emilio Estevez looking like a dead ringer for his Dad, in Alex Cox’s underrated REPO MAN (1984)
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we are Charlie Kirk? 🤷‍♀️
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hear from a witness of the ICE shooting in the Bronx today.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 09/10/2026
I am very proud to be represented in Congress by a Somali-American woman who came to this country as a refugee. But even if I wasn't, Somali people are my neighbors. We already taught the world once: we Minnesotans love our neighbors with our lives.
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vance is not a real Catholic though. Even faker than the other fake Catholics on this list.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is even more insane than I remembered.
Did Biden call Trump supporters 'garbage? It comes down to an apostrophe.
Republicans have long strained for a new Hillary Clinton-"deplorables" moment, but Biden's defense is entirely plausible.
October 30, 2024
• Footage of Biden's disputed
'garbage' comment
President Joe Biden was on a call with Latino voters on Oct. 29 when he brought up a Trump rally speaker's recent insult of Puerto Rico.
October 28, 2024
• Harris responds to question about Biden's 'garbage' remark
Vice President Kamala Harris spoke to reporters before boarding a flight on Oct. 30 about President Joe Biden's remark that some intrepreted as calling former president Donald Trump's supporters
"garbage." The White House said Biden was referring
"to the hateful rhetoric at the Madison Square
Garden rally as garbage."
October 29, 2024Harris seeks to distance herself from Biden's 'garbage' remark
Vice President Kamala Harris tells reporters she rejects criticism based on how someone votes. The White House says President Joe Biden was referring to racist rhetoric, not to Trump voters.
October 31, 2024
Biden visits Philly amid lingering furor over 'garbage' remark
The White House stenographer's office complained about how press office officials handled the transcript of Biden's comments.
November 5, 2024
or Trump and Rubio react to Biden's 'garbage' comments
At former president Donald Trump's rally on Oct. 29, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said he hoped President Joe Biden would apologize for his "garbage" comments.
October 28, 2024Opinion
Take all this garbage out to the curb
Two comments have created a dumpster fire of partisan outrage this week.
October 30, 2024
White House, Trump campaign clash over whether Biden called Trump supporters garbage'
The disputed remark came in response to racist remarks about Puerto Rico at a Trump rally in New York City.
October 30, 2024
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Kamala Harris's Joe Biden problem
Kamala Harris stood on the Ellipse and delivered a clear and unifying message to a thundering crowd.
Moments earlier, in the White House illuminated behind her, Joe Biden had sat alone at a computer.
October 30, 2024
Opinion
The 10 worst things Biden did in 2024
Among the president's lows: pardoning Hunter Biden and calling Trump supporters "garbage."
January
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Anti-Fascism and Far Right @ffrafaction.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brazil: Thousands of students march against Bolsonaro After Flavio Bolsonaro came out on top in the first round of Brazil's presidential election, thousands of people joined student-led protests against the far-right in Rio de Janeiro. www.dw.com/en/brazil-th...
dw.com
Brazil: Thousands of students march against Bolsonaro
After Flavio Bolsonaro came out on top in the first round of Brazil's presidential election, thousands of people joined student-led protests against the far-right in Rio de Janeiro.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wow! that is a really good horn toot voice!
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
animals-crushing-pumpkins season is actually so important to me. spiritually www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyVBE2hL/
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well that was an interesting city council public comment. Had one of the local white nationalists (Nick Taurus) show up with a couple supporters and they tried to conflate support for Palestine with allowing white supremacy and anti-semitism. It was fucking gross and I called it out during my time.
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when the form of posting is content, the content of posting becomes posts.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when i get the aux
"West Indies versus England" (1951), Lord Invader[1]
"West Indies versus England" (1951), Lord Melody[1]
"Why the West Indies Lost to Australia" (1952), Lord Pretender[1][6]
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥇
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he should get whatever kind of tacos he wants
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chocolate peanut butter Mint chocolate chip Mudslide
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Yorkers just dropped banners in Grand Central calling out the Trump admin's and billionaires attempts to sabotage the election.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As Minnesotans prepare for an uptick in Ice activity, the people united took to the streets of Minneapolis to let them know they are not welcome here.
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 06/10/2026
that's right. all kaiju are godzillas, all video game consoles are nintendos, all metalheads are metallicas, and all vampires are draculas.
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🏳️‍🌈🎃Brendan Agnew🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @blcagnew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I volunteer to stir the soup and get some bread going while also being on call if anyone needs help fucking shit up.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worth noting that while the PROTECT Act is now law in Massachusetts, the provisions around courthouses don't go into effect until November 3.
miracoalition.org
The PROTECT Act - MIRA Coalition
PROTECT Act Information and implementation
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not enough
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TomateJoe Free 🇵🇸 @tomatejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Billionaire media consolidation
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
Alt: I'm Doing My Part!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who say Keemstar can't be forgiven because they fucked a snake are the same people who simp for these folks.
Andrew CuomoCaptain Kangaroo
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think everyone realizes how bad things are for US science: For the fiscal year that just ended, the Trump regime withheld $1.4 billion from the National Science Foundation’s research budget, which is about 1/5 of its primary research budget.
nytimes.com
National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress (Gift Article)
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social power to the people ✊ great show
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep up the fight! Demanding justice for the Minnesota 15 and all anti ICE protesters - drop the charges ICE OUT NOW Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Large Lager Models
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Spooky Joker 💀 @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i would be probably more alarmed but i actually don't know what Oracle even does. anyway i'm sure it will be fine, or maybe not.
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