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Coach Mustard (aka velospence)

@velospence.bsky.social
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phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS | opinions my own unapologetic Wout van Aert & Juan Camilo ‘Cucho’ Hernández Suárez supporter

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 27m
i may be in the minority here but i don’t really need “pedos are bad” being screamed in film dialogue or on banners in the production room because, well, i know that pedos are bad regardless of them being rabbis, roofers, plumbers, gamers, etc. feel like we’ve really lost the plot
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 1h
Primetime was not what i thought it was going to be and im very glad about that.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 4h
smashes laptop shut until monday (october 12)
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 5h
explain to me why a cycling publication was able to explain City's charges more succinctly than many of the football publications i read. anyway, very worth the read.
escapecollective.com
Sit down, City fans. Let me tell you what it was like to be an American cycling fan after Lance
Cycling fans are masters at loving a sport that cheated them.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 6h
Huggies using AI generated baby for their commercial with an explanation that says “for baby safety in NICU” has me wondering why they haven’t been using practical effects all these years and why they’re putting sick babies in harms way for commerce.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 7h
quite literally everyone i know has been sick over the past 3 weeks. everyone. not a single person has not had some variation of sniffle or cough
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 7h
it's road bike fall, baby
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h
huh
apple.news
Students and police clash as France struggles to quell school protests — Reuters
Riot police clashed with high school students across France on Friday and unions ​called for teachers to strike as President Emmanuel Macron's government battled to contain increasingly violent protes...
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h
there are many reasons museums are failing but i can’t help but think, with exception to art museums, that there is a perception that other museums are focused on kids.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h
i will ruin a driver’s day and not think twice about it
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 01/10/2026
#OtD 1 Oct 2020 players for the @SanDiegoLoyal soccer team walked off the pitch in solidarity with gay teammate, Collin Martin, who was subjected to homophobic abuse and the perpetrator was not disciplined. More about football and politics: shop.workingclasshistory.com/products/soc...
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Firewood Field Service @firewoodfieldsvcs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bike shops rule. go buy stuff some bike shops.
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Stephen Kinsella @stephenstroud.bsky.social · 16h
City, not playing the ball. Not even playing the man. Instead trying to play the man's government. These very public tactics making it almost impossible for the authorities not to punish them severely.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guys what in the fuck are we doing here
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
career politicians are a fucking joke. this is Squilla’s emotionless reply to a request for bike infrastructure improvement after cyclist was criticially injured on poor and dangerous bike infrastructure in his district.
councilmen squilla is a waste of everyone’s time and tax money
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can someone please explain to me why nearly all podcasts have some sort of live video stream now?
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cyclocross memes so hot this year
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
propagandhi.bandcamp.com
Refusing to Be a Man, by Propagandhi
from the album Less Talk, More Rock
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite shops. not only is Joe a rad dude, he's got a bike shop that reminds me of a bike. always fun to hang out with Joe and the gang.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am going to block anyone that posts “wtf is a kilometer 🦅🇺🇸🦅”
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i saw Emi twice in one day!
Emi in the window again!
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi Emi
a cat named Emi sits in the window with charicatures of her and her sister next to here
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy fuck what is that bright golden orb in the sky
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oooph they did not fly
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe if i fall asleep the Birds will do something good
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gary Oldman fucking rules
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a moratorium on posting pictures of you cheesesteak because they just look like slop piles and i don't like the idea of you eating a sandwich on the hood of your car that clearly hasn't been cleaned in a decade.
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
has america’s coach reached out and congratulated Let’s Go Brandon McNulty
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey huh let's run over to SoHo to buy our new bikes
bicycleretailer.com
Pinarello opens its fourth Bottega store, in SoHo, New York
NEW YORK CITY (BRAIN) — Pinarello has opened its fourth global "Bottega di Pinarello" store, in New York's SoHo neighborhood. It's the first Bottega outside Europe.The store held an grand opening part...
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are we really surprised that venture capital salad bowl store that's been advertising "protein packed salads" for 18 months is speaking at the "protein packed conference"
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we can build cool shit
youtube.com
Virtual Tour of the Hudson Tunnel Project
YouTube video by Gateway Program
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am allowed to judge you if you buy a $60 loaf of bread
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wish i could walk to a sports equipment store and buy a basketball in center city
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did we ever decide on where Bron was gonna live? i’d happily help him get used to regional rail and metro if he wanted to live out the main line
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this meme makes no sense and there’s better and more productive ways to take jabs at S*mm*ns but hey it’s going around and reappropriating LA for no goddamned reason
there are only two US worlds champs, the other two are total chuds one of which maybe won the race but never won out hearts and minds
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the sun is out praise the lord heavenly father
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i find it odd how comfortable US athletes and fans are at calling their teams "franchises". kind of boring to lump the thing they love more than their family in with the local McDonald's chain
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never in my life did i expect the USA to put 3 guys in the top of the Road World Championships AND be the only nation with repeating riders. notably missing are Belgium, Spain & France. holy fuck, man
the top 10 of the road world championships only showing nationality
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Defector @defector.com · 28/09/2026
Team USA won Brandon McNulty a world championship with a tactical masterclass: defector.com/team-usa-won...
defector.com
Team USA Won Brandon McNulty A World Championship With A Tactical Masterclass | Defector
Inside the hundred-meter mark, after 273.3 kilometers of racing, Brandon McNulty looked back one last time to see the chasing pack behind him sprinting it out for silver. He banged on his handlebars, ...
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a hooded person stands atop a burning car or two
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think i see the sun
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"the last year has been tricky and costs are rising on everything... so here's a 12% discount code!"
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
instagram.com
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
greatest team the world has ever seen
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MLS is a fucking joke
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i fucking hate him
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mathieu trying to get off the podium thinking he can get a quick 9 in
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bling is such a fucking goofball
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what is this song their playing on the podium right now?
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