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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The first duty of any serious government is to protect its denizens, isn't that right @wulfhelm.bsky.social ?

Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sire, @wulfhelm.bsky.social there appears to be a number of competing Mead Hall Returning Officers, offering conflicting information @meadhallroffice.bsky.social @meadhallrofficer.bsky.social To ensure the free and fair nature of the election, a neutral is required @merciaelections.bsky.social

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The DL @wulfhelm.bsky.social took us out of the Wessex Yoke with His Mexit policy. Now, there is talk of the peasants wanting to go back into the Heptarchy. We would be overrun with Wessexians, Sussexians, Middlesexians, them with their new fangled ideas, and allowing us to holiday in CLACTON!

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I once worked with someone whose last name was 'Tosser' Luckily, she didn't have this first name

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@wulfhelm.bsky.social The Bank is willing to fund the extension of the Wülferhampton Arboretum, acquiring two new Big Trees. These will then be designated SSSIs*. And off limits. Obviously *Available upon request

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We go live to Squiggs' drey as he tries desperately to switch between characters without mixing up his own storylines @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social

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Work Frustration: Man Destroys Computer

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And here we have it. From the lawyers themselves. Squiggs runs offshore companies and pays no taxation. I shall leave it to the judgement of the good denizens of Wülferhampton how they wish to react to this cc @wulfhelm.bsky.social

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Bank has now checked all its records at The Vaults. We hold no tax records for El Squigg, nor any for the Castle Wülfenstein Group Holdings Company or subsidiaries. Without passing judgement on the worthiness or not of his Presidential bid,... 1/2

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With the full cooperation of the candidate (see below), The Bank has opened a full financial enquiry into El Squigg, with a view to bringing to light his business dealings and tax payments to the Mercian state. As a point of principle, The Bank has kept a complete record of the financial affairs...

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For anyone wishing to complain about this increase 1. direct your complaints to @themeadhallbard.bsky.social 2. see 1

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Once again, The Bank is called upon to finance the rebuilding of The Mead Hall In unrelated news, there will be an increase in cart licence fees from today

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Bank is obviously perfectly neutral about the candidates in the forthcoming election, but would be grateful if all those running against the Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social would ensure their personal assets are safely stored in the Bank as soon as possible.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I do believe the Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social would appreciate a glass or two of Accidental wine right about now. Nobody mention the football. Or Leeds. OK?

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The Bank noted that the Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social created some reaction when He attempted to suggest a money raising scheme to a wandering minstrel. If there is any money scheme going, The Bank is open to ensuring the safekeeping of the funds raised. For a nominal fee. Obviously.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Our benevolent Dear Leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social is off to work tomorrow. Clean shaven, new bag, new hat. We wish Him all the very best, and hope that he remembers to fill out the tax and National Insurance forms

Wulfiie with his new work stachel. First day at work

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

@wulfhelm.bsky.social your favourite Banker is currently away from The Vaults, including a visit to Lutetia. The Bank shall return - at some point. But - in the meantime - remember this financial advice "Say out of the black, and in the red. There's nothing in this game for two in a bed".

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Word reaches The Bank that @theselectfyrd.bsky.social is now receiving home visits from @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social's little helpers.

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Joker Nurse

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The Bank is currently taking a well-earned* holiday Once sufficient cocktails and local delicacies have been consumed, the Bank may decide to return There is no need for anyone to be concerned. As the great Jim Bowen said "Don't worry. Your money's safe" *Your earnings. Obviously.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Thank you for contacting the Bank of Mercia" We are currently unavailable Please leave a message and we will endeavour to reply to you once we are no longer unavailable Thank you for you interest. And capital"

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This morning's encyclical from His Popetatoness @thomasashman64.bsky.social got me thinking about my favourite moments from the Muppets/Sesame Street universe. It's the songs. In no particular order, these are some of the Banker's favourite Muppets/Sesame Street moments youtu.be/G1dlWmrRstc?...

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Sesame Street: Paul Simon Sings Me & Julio

YouTube video by Sesame Street

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Lost in History, OBC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦 @devonianmatthew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is BBC One in the Dark Ages. Now an urgent announcement for viewers in the Wülferhampton area. Have you put your sprouts on for Christmas Dinner yet?

Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm not sure that this is going to make things 'better' This just feels like another round of playing the violins after hitting the iceberg

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Probably no more than 6 kms from her starting point, but nearly 30kms on the dial, and 2 hours in, this is still #NormalForNess @un-ness-assary.bsky.social

A map of Paris, missing out a huge chunk of the loop our Hero made, but showing how close she is to the start. Even The Banker could have walked across that gap in this time. I mean, is this a sightseeing tour she's on? Heaven knows, but at this rate, she'll see Paris by night.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Having cycled nearly 5 kms in around 35 minutes @un-ness-assary.bsky.social finds herself back within around 100m of her starting point (there appear to have been some interesting detours as well) #NormalforNess Live tracker here livetrack.garmin.com/session/3cd1...

A map view of Paris, showing Ness' start point on the Left Bank of the Seine, and her current position on the right bank of the Seine

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The Bank has just looked itself up on Clearsky, and discovered it's on an actual list of 'Central Banks and Policy' No, the Bank will not be saying anything...

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

***This is not a drill*** Please be aware the @un-ness-assary.bsky.social is about to enter the outskirts of Paris. The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of Ness (and @confusedgibbon.bsky.social) ...has been approved ***This is not a drill*** livetrack.garmin.com/session/591a...

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LiveTrack

LiveTrack creates a real-time view of your location during an activity, so friends and family can follow along.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

What car would you rather drive than a Cybertruck? Me: One of @edcarver.bsky.social @cmc51.bsky.social and @blackpandacult.bsky.social dodgy carts, sans licence.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I have been reading about all the Wülferhampton denizens who have given up smoking, denying The Bank the excise revenue. And I only have one thing to say to you all. Well done!

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Dinner this evening Left without further comment

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Whilst Cook is - err - otherwise engaged with @dutytorturer.bsky.social, the Bank will ensure that there is a delivery from the new start-up UlfurEats Their slogan is “Your mead. Your cart. Your peril.” Paid for by the Bank

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"Post Mexit, they're now Mercian potatoes and they're better and happier spuds for it."

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Potato related announcement commences.

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Sire @wulfhelm.bsky.social. Cook @meadhallcook.bsky.social appears unable to provide you with the healthy, beige diet that a dictator like you needs. Now, he's 'on the books', so may I suggest a small amount of cajoling in order to ensure he provides to Your needs, while not forgetting Leper's Gate

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

It has come to The Bank's attention that a number of denizens have been seeing @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social You all have my very best wishes, and The Bank is always here if you need just to chat

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The latest thing for the up-and-coming serf in their hovel

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

ALL THE INDIAN FOOD HAS ARRIVED!

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Let it be known throughout the Mercian realm and beyond that it has been decided that tonight we shall be having... ALL THE INDIAN FOODS! OK, it's take-away due to The Knee, but Friday night is CURRY NIGHT!

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Banker News Checked The Knee this morning, and for the first time in months, there is no swelling. And an odd sensation in the middle of The Knee which I'm putting down to The Knee 'knitting together' again

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Bank of Mercia @bankmercia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"He lived a live so full He travelled each and every highway But more Much more than that He did it without informing the taxman" (Based on a French song, making it even more appropriate)

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