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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

*Public Service Announcement* GET YOUR VACCINES! Do not believe what the charlatan claims in his book. Your apothecary recommends a quicker way to meet your maker. Piss off @wulfhelm.bsky.social

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Have you been cuntaminated? Drop in for a FREE consultation. We may or may not* be able to help you. *probably the latter

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary wishes all a joyful Yulefest 🎄 Yule Health Tip: Consume the Cook’s sprouts with caution. You heard it here first!

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

#Wülferhampton Apothecary Black Friday Sale! Buy one scab, get a second scab absolutely FREE! Delight your loved ones with this thoughtful gift. Hurry while supplies last!

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten. You’re welcome.

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Your friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below. Enquire within.

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

In response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy! Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts! Get yours while supplies last!

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero! Complete with: 1. Goblet for accidental wine 2. The Chinese Foods 3. Bob the B’stard

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

If you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

BREAKING NEWS brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

@modorhelm.bsky.social We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder! We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.

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a man with a long beard says welcome back

ALT: a man with a long beard says welcome back

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.

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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

The next e-day/art post is dedicated to all the 'crazy cat ladies/nbs/gents'. Thank you for caring about POC, women, LGBTQ, we are all feline grateful for you. #art #pottery #ceramics #mugs #cats

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Nils Visser @nilsvisser.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

A #Zeeland merfolk legend to appear on East London Radio this month. Story by yours truly, illustrated by Julie Gorringe, narrated by #DefraggedHistory. #AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

I thought we're close enough now to start the Yuletide carols....

Peasants roasting on an open fire
The torturer clipping off their toes
Ceorls burning on a funeral pyre
The serfs all screaming as blood flows

Everybody knows a rat kebab and mead
Can't stop the season being shite
Starving serfs with their huts all aglow
Need someplace else to sleep tonight

Curried rat and sprouts are being served
I'd give them a miss if I were you
If you don't you'll regret it later on tonight
When you fart and follow through

And Wülf gives to you this simple phrase
Sent down the ages just for you
As Wülf has said before, many times
Yuletide blessings?, f*** you!

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

SPROUT BULLETIN One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears. View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...

Big tree partially obscured by a dense green mist

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deck.blue @deck.blue · 27/10/2023

2.1.0 is up! - GIFs are here! - You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social - You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking! Also a really requested fix: - Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!

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Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned GIF

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Mr Hanging on in quiet desperation. @mrhangingoninquiet.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

#Wednesday #Photoreel🎞 📸

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Good afternoon 💙sky folk. This was the sky this morning. I thought it looked more like an omen to the world 👀😳

The sky this morning. Looks like it's on fire

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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Your apothecary has successfully relocated to where the skies are blue. Do pop in to say hello!

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