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S.C Gibbon esq.

@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
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I like stuff! (Including but not limited to 'Things') Fuck the pain, one more lap.

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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to drill through a wall today, I was greeted by the sound of disappointment, a blow out. 😞 However, a miracle occurred...
A blow out of concrete render rests on a drill tip.A blow out of concrete render rests on a drill tip.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's mushroom season, so of course, @un-ness-assary.bsky.social is lying in the mud!
Ness lying on the ground pictures of mushrooms
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Intruder alarm marketing has changed. These two pictures are the same. 🤣
Intruder alarm marketing.
It resembles a hand flipping the bird.A hand flipping the bird.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fucking van broke down again, towed to the garage, which is next door to my old work. Went to say hello to old boss. He has lent me his VW Caddy for as long as I need!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that could be an album cover.
A man (me) on a beach, there are birds in flight.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just gave Dave a long overdue brush. He got bored/annoyed before I could finish. I should probably do this more frequently.
A pile of dog hair, next to my hand, for scale.
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All That Jazz @ozymandias999.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Playtime is over Things just got real Buckle up
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For testing fire alarms at work, I use a device that can test smoke, heat and carbon monoxide detectors. It's a really neat bit of kit. However. It simultaneously has the best, and worst name possible. Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure. I present. The Testifire.
The Testifire!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse wanker!
A wanker with eclipse glassesThe sun over Exmoor.The sun.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A question for the fellas. When a scrotal itch presents itself, what do you find to be the best method of relief? A. Pinch and roll B. Stretch and scratch C. Other Asking for a friend.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not a terrible evening for a stroll with the dogs. 🙃
Sunset over a field.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lockscreen.
A lockscreen.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@dairycontrary.bsky.social @support.bsky.team Hey support team, the above account is having email issues and can't access his Bluesky account, any assistance possible. Please and thank you.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Karen Keema
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Billy Bhaji
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have doubts about this boats capabilities of doing the Kessel run in 12 parsecs
A boat.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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The Men Who Stare At Goats: Dead Goat Stew Scene
ALT: The Men Who Stare At Goats: Dead Goat Stew Scene
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wednesdays are the new Fridays, which makes Thursdays, the new Saturdays. Fridays can't be Sundays, because I don't work on Saturdays. I've confused myself now. What I'm trying to say is, a three day working week is fucking awesome!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Forgot to put the bins out. Just had to do the mad dash, in my pants. 🤦‍♂️ Bin man totally unfazed by a bloke in the street, just in pants.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you see this, post a pic of you in sunglasses.
Me in sunglasses, a backwards cap, and headphones.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Last day doing campervans, and just done the final touches on this VW Crafter.
A campervan.A campervan.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She's a twat, but she's also adorable.
Olive, looking adorable.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think we can all agree, that my coffee cup is better than yours.
An espresso cup, with it's own little spoon. It has Monets water Lillie's on it.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@andrewblue23.bsky.social happy birthday Mork!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@squirlykat.eurosky.social Happy birthday dude!
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Stevie Wonder Performing on Piano
ALT: Stevie Wonder Performing on Piano
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Shared LiveTrack gar.mn/PWlEJ6VN8 Day 2. Leaving Hatherleigh. To kick off proceedings, 4km Hill. I'm going to die. 🤣
gar.mn
LiveTrack
LiveTrack creates a real-time view of your location during an activity, so friends and family can follow along.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Whilst Ness cycles, I'm doing the really hard work.
A slice of cake, and a bottle of cider.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw this a while back, but was just discussing it, so melt your brain a little bit, this Friday evening. 🙃
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ness gets lost. Again. 😅
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
New job, day one. 8:45 start. 15:30 finish. I'm paid by the day, not the hour. 😏
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just touched my nads not long after handling fresh chilli, and you lot are complaining about the heat outside! FML.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Long winded rant! As I approach the end of my employment, my jobs are being handed to colleagues. I do a lot of the big electrical parts of the van conversions because electrics is my background, and also what I'm returning to. One colleague, who despises the ground I walk on, has been the recipient
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Public Service Announcement!!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.
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Krusty the Clown: What The Hell Was That?!
ALT: Krusty the Clown: What The Hell Was That?!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ness is a little over half way to Paris, and has created much hilarity already. She's almost raised £3000 for ChemoHero. Anyone who is yet to donate to this wonderful cause, please give as much as you can, if you can. 🙃😘 chemohero.enthuse.com/pf/ness-diep...
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A harebrained idea, turned into a positive thing...
Back in 2018, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. On my first day of chemotherapy, I was given a box full of treats from these lovely people. It meant the world to me, so now I'm paying it forwards. I
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think Gibbons are amazing, I also have a positive ape index (my arm span is greater than my height) so long arms, making me kind of gibbon like. Also I am often confused. 🙃
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fucksake.
A van being towed.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Plotting a 10k running route around the village lanes to add some variation. This is a graph showing the elevation changes. I appear to be ending on one fucker of a hill, I could run it the opposite way, but i know that the other way is steeper. 😬🤣
An elevation graph
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Local 10k race in aid of the hospice. I got 10th place and a pb. Whoop!
Boring run statsMe with my finishers medal in my teeth.Boring run stats showing a 10k record time of 49:57
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social Happy birthday Em! 🙃
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sent an official resignation letter, just got this response. Fucksake. Who's chopping onions?
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Notice handed in. Fuck. Was a hard conversation, but was taken well. Now I can get excited about the next stage!
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social happy birthday Neilbert! Hope it's good one. 🙃
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gin, tonic and pink grapefruit. 👌
Gin & tonic
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's hot, I'm hungover, but still thought it was a good idea to run 10k. Felt like absolute shite, put still managed a PB. 🤷‍♂️
Boring run statsTired legs, with quality short and sock tan lines
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Accepted the job today. Now the hard part, telling my boss that I'm moving on. bsky.app/profile/conf...
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fucksake. Mutuals having a chat, I'd like to join in, but as the original poster doesn't allow replys to everyone, I can't. Why people? Why? Not gonna follow, hope for a follow back, just so I can say something stupid. The moment is lost. Sadface.
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@anjaciske.bsky.social happy birthday Kaia! Hope you have an awesome day!
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Stevie Wonder - Happy Birthday To Ya! Graphic
ALT: Stevie Wonder - Happy Birthday To Ya! Graphic
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S.C Gibbon esq. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Shit camping pics.
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