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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
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Part English, part French. Sweary. Fudette. "True. Strange, but true. Ness is the reason why truth is stranger than fiction. Fact." Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me) Was once orange, gets lost.

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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOT. Chalet is booked! @ange1874.bsky.social @doctordee.eurosky.social @confusedgibbon.bsky.social Can't wait till Jan....
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/amys... Reported me to interpol.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 For a photograph of some fungus... Fuck me, the world is doomed 🤣
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red stems. Cool.
Mushrooms.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@robynhenderson.bsky.social I've never seen the like.
Mouldy mushrooms.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#fungi #macro THERE BE FUNGUS AMOUNG'US.
A mushroom.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These two images are related. Tiny mushrooms, maybe 5 to 7mm tall. A drop of water is about to drop.
Tiny mushrooms, one of them has a water drop about to fall.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm cold. I'm also about to live with regret, very shortly. Fire is on.
Log burner.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social Going in... 😘
Posh chocolate.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A birthday tradition is forming. Had a shower, got soap in my eye. I'm now going out for a birthday meal with pink eye. Fucking great 🤣 (it's not today fyi) Last time this happened, onions were the culprits. This time, soap. Next time: CHILLIES.
A pink eye.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just went food shopping. Watched Stu shop. Watched him bag. Watched him load the car. Now I'm watching him put it all away. I feel like a chocolate tea pot.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chemohero.enthuse.com/pf/ness-diep... She fucking done did it. Just met up with @chemohero.bsky.social for a chat and a giggle. And also... the big cheque thingy. Because, well... COOOOOOL. Got a bit emotional. There were a few tears ❤️ Rob, thank you so very much for passing on a bit of kindness.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social A gift just arrived. Swoon.
A gift from a friend with a note.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Memory just popped up. Sept 2018. Wearing a wig to go to a wedding. Didn't want to be the billiard ball at the ball so got wiggy. Had no eyelashes or eyebrows. Or nose hair, actually which was problematic. Apt to land in my inbox today.
Me, in a wig.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lived to tell the tale. @rubbermatt.bsky.social and got offered shitty fucking sandwiches.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's showtime. Slice and dice me motherfuckers. I'm knackered. If they have to wake me up to knock me out like last time, I will chalk that up as a win.
static.klipy.com
Alycia Debnam Carey: Australian Actress
ALT: Alycia Debnam Carey: Australian Actress
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: fuck. Rice issue. Almost as bad as the lentil issue. Stu: no. That was bad. Ah.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1. Cool. 2. Should I be freaked out? 3. Am I being watched? 4. If so, what creature is this?
The sky.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fire pit and pipistrelles are afoot. I can go to have an op smelling of woodsmoke, right? (There are showers here before you freak out and Mum voice me)
Fire.Stu on a table.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our view for the night isn't shit.
A swing hanging from a tree.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2TJqhM... 🎵Been there one time, been there two times, never going back again.🎵
open.spotify.com
Never Going Back Again - 2004 Remaster
Fleetwood Mac · Rumours · Song · 1977
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boiled eggs and soldiers, anyone?
Rye sourdough. Sliced.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Tenet. Wish us a happy mind bend.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAND, they've just fucking cancelled the scan. For ultimate and supreme, FUCKS SAKE. Did I mention that I won't be able to fucking drive for weeks post-op? Yes, I did. Did she bat an eyelid? Of course not. Now I'm just waiting for them to cancel the op as well. Just for a fucking laugh.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you know you have an MRI booked for tomorrow but you realise that you haven't put the time in your diary... Fucks sake. Dialling hospital now. #scanxiety
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI fail? How did this get past editorial? Am I missing something? This is an actual title in my news app, and my brain hurts.
An AI slop headline.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone in contact with Sukie? Been a while since she posted, I hope she's ok x
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Off out in a mo to meet a tattoo artist. We're going to discuss hiding the previous round of scars from the other operations. I'm actually quite excited about it. The plan is to hide the scars with pretty flowers and leaves. #DIEP
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also, the hair 🤣 Bum fluff on my head. 🤣
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck me. Humdinger of a memory to pop up. 8 years ago. 8 years and I'm still not done with surgeries. What the fuck, right?
Me, bald. Radiotherapy, day 1.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A bit of light entertainment pour çe soir. Watching Dune. Surround sound is on.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@bezzyboop.bsky.social Hey you. Thinking of ya lovely. Much love.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Positive spin for today. I bought a new printer. New frame. New pic for the wall. Taken somewhere in the outback, Aus.
A road.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adulting is hard, eh? CANCELLATION WATCH. Big op date, one week + 3 days. 4 cancellations later and 2 cancer scares.... basically, I'm all 6's and 9's, is it going ahead? I called the hospital yesterday: are we def going ahead? Them: can't guarantee it. Me: 🤯🤯🤯 STOP FUCKING WITH ME.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Macro shells. @helsmels.bsky.social
Shells
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Teeny tiny shells.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sun spots. Hrrrm. A bit blown out but, sun spots. Might try and tinker with it. But, KEWL. @sophiecarr.bsky.social
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Monkey man.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looks shit.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mixed messaging here.... 🚨🚨🚨
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
List of things we were going to do today: - Work on house. List of things we're actually going to do today: - Go wild camping by the sea. I feel a slight disparity in productivity is on the menu 😋
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In bed, post loud gig. Listening to the sounds of the sea, lapping up against the shore. Campervan or *bed on wheels* is ace. Night team. Dream of dreams.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I accidentally had fun. Danced a lot. Sue me. Made friends with both bands when hiding in the corner at the back. Fucks sake. Twats. No numbers were exchanged* *lies.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Some people have zero appreciation. 😬🤭 I looked after my friends spaniel the other day. He *may* have got completely tangled in a fly sticky at mine 🤣 Just got this message: Now slobbing on the sofa with tacky Barney and watching The Gentlemen.. Just about to open the whisky 🥃. Have a good one x
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Straight legging....across the universe...
Olive.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went to a gig last night. It rained on walk back, bigly. Current status: trying to figure out how to drive home with limited clothing on, and not get arrested. For the bonus round, our neighbour has invited half of the village over for a housewarming, we've leant her our parking spaces. YIKES.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just went to a Ska gig. Was fun, though felt like a reform do. Is the upside down flag a cry for help?
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@paultempleman.bsky.social 🖕 Love, love, and love. You nitwit.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@gladistheassassin.bsky.social @foxylizard.bsky.social #NessHap 🖕
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reminds me of being a teen. 🤣 Shit. That was ages ago.
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Spooky-Orange-Wotsit @un-ness-assary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oooo that was fun.
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