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The Fyrd 📎

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social

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Pedant, armchair philosopher , street epistemologist, arse, artist and navel contemplator But since it falls into my lot That I should rise And you should not I'll gently rise And softly call Goodnight and joy be to you all

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16h

Mrs F is driving the MoHo😵‍💫

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I see they're selling compressed coffee tablets with no capsules now. Won't be long till they do something to let you adjust the amount of coffee. Something revolutionary like a powdered version - for a premium, natch.

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck me, I'm bored

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hunt For The Wilderpeople Sam Neill - recommended watching

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On account of boredom due to lack of things to do, I've come up with a new snack... ... red pesto on toast. It's yummy

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good to see Mr Thomas has finally been arrested. Destroying a ship and criminal damage with intent to endanger life

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I shit you not The RNIB was forced to issue a statement reminding knuckle draggers that they aren't the ones with Lifeboats Only in England.

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Y'know, I could just eat a kebab

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@wulfhelm.bsky.social T - 0

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@wulfhelm.bsky.social Bake Off starts tomorrow

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well, France starts to run out of diesel as a litre of the stuff costs €0.005 in Iran (average wage = €400 pm) Well done Donald

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh joy. Got to have another gastroscopy

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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Good luck Ness Unfortunately for you, we'll all be here waiting for you 😇

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biggest blueberry I've ever seen...

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Name that tune

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had my pillows usurped

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Having a black coffee. Haven't had one in ages. Bloody hell, it's fantastic

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Tonight's beverage of choice: Cherry Coca-Cola (Zero)

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Night night Wűlferhampton

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

3rd piece of cake today was divine

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looks like Canada will join the EU before Little England

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Life's ups and downs Today is the first day in months that I'm not feeling hungry most of the time. My hair has started to shed

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tonight's beverage of choice: Irn Bru

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Been cooked a proper cake by a friend Nom nom nom nom feckin nom

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shower spiders eradicated. Off t' th'ospital

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hungry and thirsty already. Bugger

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Right. I probably won't sleep much but on the off chance, I'm having an early night to make sure I'm up early to get breakfast Gastroscopy at lunch time, can eat for 6 hours beforehand Should get a good nap from the sedative though 😄

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tonight's beverage of choice: Dandelion & Burdock

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What a brave patriot. Truly disgusting

Danny Thomas NEEDS THERAPY As He Calls innocent bystanders scum

YouTube video by Political CUSTARD

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mrs. F is taking me to the vet

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A bloke I worked with when I got my first IT job had these wise words to offer: "It's all built on sand, tha knows"

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tonight's beverage of choice... Fizzy Vimto

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Brain fog. Gonna try and sleep. Night all

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bloody hell. Just showed Mrs F what to do with the TPMS system and inflating the tyre on one wheel of the MoHo I'm feckin knackered.

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No, Muslims are Not Taking over the UK

YouTube video by JayVail

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An underrated follow...

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Arrrgh, that lute music is getting louder in my head And those breezy song like words are starting to sound familiar Make it stop!!!!

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just had Reform canvassing at the door. Mrs F told the guy he could shove off and he said "oh can I?" as Mrs F said "Yes, you can " while closing the door on his face. I leant out out my bedroom window and heckled "Vote Reform, Lose your NHS" They weren't in the street long cos I kept going.

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Y'know, right now I could just do a small brandy. B'stard.

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can anyone else hear that faint ethereal twangling like a distant lute? Or the vague breeze like sound of disembodied voice. If that's you Bard then knock it off. Most disconcerting

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oi @wulfhelm.bsky.social The Bard is dead (again) and lies silent in his grave under a certain tree. You might wish to remind folk about areas that are out of bounds. Or not.

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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Phil attempting to be cunning

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Fyrd 📎 @theselectfyrd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh dear. Seems my views in cold dopiaza are unpopular. First block of the weekend 😂