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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Morning fellow plebs xx

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah yeah now try doing it with three frankfurters, a muller corner, half a tub of coleslaw and three slices of leftover dominos.

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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wanna hear a bass guitar doing things you didn’t think a bass guitar could do? Volume up. No, louder than that. Get a tea/coffee. Close your eyes. Loose yourself. youtu.be/mW0pE-UBFrI?...

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Charlotte's Song

YouTube video by Stu Hamm - Topic

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have found a cache of my old songs from the TwitX era.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I feel that it is incumbent upon me to point out, that the degradation in Mr Barrett’s visual acuity is a consequence of my ShitBirdPhoto submission and is not, in any way, related to the alleged incident with @wulfhelm.bsky.social and chickens.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@wulfhelm.bsky.social I do believe this is one of the best shitbirdphotos that I’ve ever taken.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They can detect and suppress “any mention of civil rights, feminism or social reform are usually classified as ‘social topics’ by our automatic system” Yet, they systematically fail to detect and remove topics related to suicide and child safeguarding. Draw your own conclusions.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. The selection process for the Lucky Surf to be appointed as this year’s sprout taster, will be conducted on All Hallows Eve. May the odds be never in your favour.

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Hand On Shoulder

ALT: Hand On Shoulder

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why are local government websites so poorly thought out? They function like a six former’s Design Tecnology project.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Relocated to the Marquee on the green near to the big tree.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fucking had it coming. Tin hatted wankspangle. Elect that ya fucker.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aw fuck it. Might as well get it over with before the sprouts complicate things. EVERBODY OUT! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

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Halloween House Fire Blaze

ALT: Halloween House Fire Blaze

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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Please don't like this post.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Random post appeared on my timeline. Gotta admit, it wasn’t on my list of things I expected to read today.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Those of you using the Wülferhampton feed may have noticed posts from @outonashout.bsky.social in the feed. The RNLI aren’t Wülferhamptonians, but I’ve tweaked the feed to include these posts. One for every lifeboat launched. It’s my way of saying ‘Fuck You’ to the cretins harassing them.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anyway. You're all fucking crazy and I'm going to be to lie awake.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why am I still awake and hacking software at this time of the morning?

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve spent most of the day fucking about with MIDI interfaces.

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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So many of them x

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It never ceases to amaze me that people fall for the political fallacy, that making new laws or increasing the severity of sentences will deter organised criminals, especially foreign criminals and hostile foreign powers. They don’t give a fuck about laws. Frankly, even our allies are unreliable.

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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have been doing some housekeeping around the Wülferhampton account and feeds. Nothing I think we are at point now where it is maintenance free. At some point, there needs to be a succession plan in place so that, if I fall or the perch or something, someone else can take over.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Argh. ‘Kin flashbacks and nightmares are back.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Because I am being a slovenly lazy bastard with no moral fibre, tonight’s trough will comprise bought in pizza. Don’t care.

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Slob King Smashes Pizza

ALT: Slob King Smashes Pizza

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I fear I may have overstepped the mark. Fortunately, I’m already seax’d.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you are so unwilling to pay tax that you’ll become an expat, but you’ll donate £36M to buy power for a political party in a country in which you do not live, why is that? Why not an unaligned cause? A philanthropic cause? Gift scholarships? Fund a hospice? What’s the return on investment? 🤔

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

According to this, my only hope is to party hard on my birthday, take up skateboarding and complain loudly about the kids grinding on the OAP handrails. 😬

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! I want a Univibe pedal. BUT WHICH ONE?????

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

#WÜLFERHAMPTON SERVICE NOTICE The Wülferhamptonians feed is now retired. Use the Wülferhampton feed instead. If you wan't to hide from Real Life for a while, the Detoxed Wülferhampton Feed will filter out most political and news stories.

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

TPOTMHB: "Here boy." *Rubs dogs six ears and gives it treats* "Good dog" *Walks to ferry* CHARON: "You are returning?" TPOTMHB: "Yes" CHARON: "I am surprised" TPOTMHB: "I have... obligations" *Hands coin* CHARON: "Ahh" TPOTMHB: *boards ferry* *Charon launches the ferry into the Styx*

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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*Wakes up in familiar surroundings* Charon: “You AGAIN?” POTMHB: “ ‘Fraid so.” Charon: “Single or return?” POTMHB: “We’ll see.” *Charon holds out his hand and the phantom drops silver into it. The ferry pushes out into the stream of the Styx.* Charon: “Can you smell something?” POTMHB: 😳

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