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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 8h

dude my pickup window for the old couch was 2:00-4:00 and the couch has been gone for 15 minutes

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026

If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 14h

I don't believe we'll ever, even in the far-flung future, make contact with aliens. However I do sort of assume that if we did, whatever species it is would be utterly baffled by the ways humans find to fuck.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 14h

Sometimes the absolute worst feeling is making a BANGER of a joke that absolutely shouldn't be said in a public forum. I'll have to just imagine everyone on the bus standing up and clapping.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 15h

Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 15h

Yesterday I woke up to a pile of texts from the gc (2 Kings fans, 1 Avs fan, 1 Bruins fan) as well as Kara beaming insanity at me individually. Incredible work

Text thread
Jess Salaiz
should've been an added penalty on
NateMac, alls I'm saying 👀
Sestra
you shut your whore mouth
Anyway here's to a great season and now we can go back to being friends

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Rose
Yeeee, gonna be sick
Jess
I have it circled on the calendar!!!
Enemies to lovers to enemies again
Sestra
Enemy or no I'm groping you on that day

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 15h

Edmonton & Vancouver??? HR fic type of score.

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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pear: so uh that's a 1. patrice: WITH advantage!? pear: akil has disadvantage on stealth checks...so... me: well i got a 24, can i donate some of that to akil? will: are you trying to gerrymander our stealth checks? #thades

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

all right well the evil undead mask removal process is getting really bad tbh. "there are these nonconsensual tentacle." "what if you pulled on the lesbians instead of the mask?" "oh shit you're gonna have to get this thing off javrak now." #thades

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

turned on the game when nola was 11 pitches in and the vibes were rancid. they're not better at 19. bastards!

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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

DM: What are you going to do? Erin: I don't know, freak out? The entire #Thades group: Freaking out is a free action.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026

the constitutional convention was one of the most epic examples of “we’ll fix it in post” in human history

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Drives me batty when people say, "umm the REAL heated rivalry is women's sports 😤" and like no they are two VERY things. The lion's share of WNBA GOATs are queer. Nearly every NWSL team has at least 1 out player. The reigning PWHL champs' best line is The Wife Line.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

masterful gambit you fucking rotten potato sacks

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have to get up and finish work (month end waits for no-one, sadly) but how am I supposed to do that.

Theo is cuddled on my lap. You can still see his stupid haircut pretty clearly.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They scored this shit a double we have simply GOT to stop letting them get away with this that's an error fuck!!!!!

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bryce giveth, taketh, giveth. He hokeyeth and pokeyeth.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baseball really is hilarious. Baseball gods are trickster gods.

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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harper forgot how to play the outfield after a few years at first (also if you didn’t know he was a catcher before being drafted same with Schwarber) 🙃🙃🙃

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's gotta be kinda liberating to be Don Mattingly right now. You are absolutely getting fired in 36 hours; you can just do whatever you want out there, it doesn't matter.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good news! New couch is coming early!! Bad news! I don't get back from the plant until the third day of the delivery window!!!

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know leftist antisemitism on twitter is very fork found in kitchen but every now again i run into someone saying something very earnestly that makes me want to put my head through a concrete wall

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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026

I appreciate bluesky's periodic dedication to reminding us of the purity of text-only posting by breaking all images on the site

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

who's surprised that he looks sharp as hell COULDNT BE ME

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want the Phillies to win and also Chris Sale to LOSE HORRIBLY

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tired: hating bill guerin for tampering with the us mens team wired: hating bill guerin for nearly killing charlie mcavoy with his fuckass medical team during 4n

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The GOP is going to get worse before it gets worse

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy Wildcard Day to all who celebrate

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ah shit. the worms foretold by frank herbert were malware worms, not organic. fuuuuuck bro stuxnet's got warehousing now

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Horrible to wake up feeling still tired, also horrible to wake up with crushing grogginess.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Halloween nails! Linh made a passionate entreaty for cute Halloween. She's the boss, I just sit there.

Nail art: shimmery white base. In the center are little ghost emoji with varying expressions painted over cat eye red, surrounded by gold chrome.

Nail art: shimmery white base. In the center is little ghost emoji sticking their tongue out painted over cat eye red, surrounded by gold chrome.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

anyways I think it certainly wouldn't hurt to hold ourselves and each other to higher standards of reading and arguing so let's give that a shot

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CVS giving me two $15 off $20 purchase coupons \o/ Vaccine Day is even better this year!

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ATTENTION!!!! Kimchi needs a Halloween costume and YOU need to vote. Yes, you! Polls close at 8PM Pacific today. Kimchi pic included after the options for anyone unfamiliar with him.

Dog in a white fluffy polar bear costume, including a hood, with a seal clinging to its back

Cat in a sky blue costume and a rainbow ornament on its back

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He had a cat named Cat Latos

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've been home for like a half hour and Theo has been following me around screaming at me even though he KNOWS I always unpack and shower before settling.

Cat perched on the back of a couch staring at the camera with huge, sad, accusatory, impatient eyes. He doesn't look 17 pounds here but he is. Also his whiskers are fanned out weirdly.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Landed and it's 50 US American degrees, could weep with relief

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There should be a TSA+ like sitch for people who have gotten an A in airport security lines, separate me from these fools please

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You can't have a rule of "x number of concussions and you're gone" bc it'd just incentivize lying by teams, but my god. We need a Chytil Rule.

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