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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 42m

I've at least idiot proofed the migraine meds, I leave random doses of that eeeeeverywhere

erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 43m

Super glad I can just get the next refill tomorrow. I guess in an unknown whatever amount of time I'll unearth most of a bottle of meds. That'll be a fun surprise!

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 46m

Usually I just bring whole bottles of my meds when I travel. Can't be trusted to do the pill divider case thing. This time I left most doses of my emergency meds at home. Great news I hid them from myself EXTREMELY well.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 23h

Probably about time for another haircut. If only so I can confirm that the product they rec'd is not working for me like I want.

Selfie in a car. My hair is freshly purple and it's a mediocre curly hair wash day.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

CharlieMac finally back in the lineup tomorrow and I s2g if he takes one singular penalty or puck to the face I'm going to find someone to punish for it

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

let's fire up the cricut, we could victimize some meatheads real easy

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Theo is gabbin on that pentin so hard that he keeps forgetting I have food he wants to steal. I just nudge him a little bit and he flops back down. Then when he adjusts he gets another whiff and tries to worm his way up towards my food. The cycle repeats.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I believe strenuously in changing linens before travel and unpacking as soon as you walk in the door and showering right after feeding the cat and having the edible before the shower.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Most tiredest thing in the world has made it home. I've drugged Theo and myself, let's see who passes out first

The cat has his head tilted and is sniffing at my face. I have a sleeping mask on and look tired as fuck.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We ran more than an hour over and that's with skipping our scheduled break and since we concluded for the day nobody has left me alone for longer than 4 minutes I'm gonna mcfuckinloseit

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Extremely inopportune time to be fighting food poisoning and feeling like I got hit by a gigantic fucking truck

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

two paths a child watching ferngully can take

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hmmmm pretty sure I left my Loops at home. Did I overnight a set to the hotel? Let's see if it works.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm definitely in better shape now. I used to have a panic attack every time I puked. I still haaaaate it

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I call dibs on guild navigator if we find spice. Always wanted to be a freak in a jar.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wake up babe new ultimate favorite Dune joke just dropped

Quote tweet from N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Scie...
@d08890

by gawd has he painted that bible orange

Original tweet:
Pope Leo XIV • @Pontifex
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of —

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Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nuh uh, nice try, I’m still not falling for it

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wish we could do polls on Bluesky. Today's would be: is it worse to be surprised when you wake up with a) horrible "let's run to the sink just in case" nausea or b) "this throbbing headache has me scurrying to eat so I can take ibuprofen"

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

HEARTBREAKING: adding a second step to my slapdash hair dye routine has significantly reduced the bleeding problems. I must now continue this second step.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was not even slightly scared by then but I was furious about being made to wait.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The cave in Aladdin freaked me out so much that I told my dad we were LEAVING the theater IMMEDIATELY. He asked me to try to stick it out and promised to check in with me in fifteen minutes to see if I still wanted to leave. Out of sheer spite I demanded we do so.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

he is extremely welcome to continue to not read my expense reports before approving tbh

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

still laughing abt this from thursday boss: did you remember [thing] for the plant meetings next week? we'll be kind of in rough shape and i didn't see anything about, uh, getting it? me: so it was in the expense report you approved last night actually. boss: ah. well

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

lrt I grew up hearing about going to see the leaves during autumn and was like yeah yeah whatever. One year in the northeast and I was like

static.klipy.com

Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment

ALT: Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love fall so much. I've lived in Vermont my whole life and foliage season still seems like such a completely bonkers and beautiful thing to happen every year. It never gets old. 🍂

Photo of a pile of leaves on vibrant dark green moss. I collected lots of fallen leaves of different colors from different plants and trees and arranged them in an egg-shaped gradient going from green at the top to yellow and then orange and then red to darkest reds at the bottom.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I prefer Vin Scully’s version. He said sometimes fans watch baseball with their hearts

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i did get an A in paying for pickup & disposal services. the dudes were openly appreciative that i'd cleared a path. "this was the easiest job of the day! and we only had single item pickups!!"

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

minor adjustments in the office and now the couch in there is reachable \o/ everything else can be adios buddy see you on the other side.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

just realized i gotta keep everything shoved away until new couch arrives or commit to moving it out of the way again. mistakes were made.

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

dude my pickup window for the old couch was 2:00-4:00 and the couch has been gone for 15 minutes

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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bb 🖤 yeah it's very very hard. (and not coincidentally the subject of the joke i won't post publicly) and it's hard no matter how "mild" your own history is. it eats at you.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026

If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else

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