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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele

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Dad, lefty (hand usage and otherwise), Pathfinder enthusiast, low-maintenance Twitter castoff. I work full-time fixing research equipment that I probably broke.

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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
After I post this, I’m going to uninstall the Bluesky app and take an indefinite breather due to some health issues that require me to remove big stressors. I know, no need to announce my departure or anything, I just don’t want people who actually enjoy my posts/replies to think that I died.
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 29/03/2024
red alert, the mets veteran of the game is "seymour weiner." this is not a joke
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/03/2024
Being constantly bombarded with instagram influencers whose livelihood depends on working out so much that it's unhealthy and movie stars juiced up on The Marvel Steroids is causing all kinds of male body image problems, it's really bad!
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
The fish doorbell in Utrecht is up and running! Watch an underwater livestream, see a fish, press the "doorbell" to signal the Weerdsluis lock operator to open the lock and let the fish into the canal
A grid of 16 images from an underwater camera show a variety of fish in a canal, waiting for a lock to open so they can swim through
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Noah S. McKinnon (the S is for scary) 🇵🇷🇨🇺 @nsmckinnon.latinsky.app · 28/03/2024
JOHN HENRY EDEN: There’s a new guy in the Wasteland, folks. A new guy. Might be a gal, that’s how bad it is now—they call him the “Lone Wanderer.” Goes around getting into fights, shooting matches, exploring abandoned subway stations. Many people think he’s a great guy. They say ooh, he does quests
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
A hallmark of the reactionary movement against it was also police unions and departments and their political allies making the propaganda push that they will stop doing their jobs if citizens aren’t nicer to them. The behavior of a protection racket, not a taxpayer funded service
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I’ve mentioned it before but as a teenager I made someone so mad online that whois’d my personal website, got my phone number, and threatened to call my parents and tell them about my bad language. I had dial-up internet so I just stayed online so the call wouldn’t go through and he gave up
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
it's gettin hot in here so take off every zig
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
just misspelt a word by a single letter and Google can't tell what word i'm trying to spell. what a giant piece of shit. this company is worth a trillion dollars. this is cop-fired-gun-instead-of-taser levels of incompetence. sundar pichai should be forced to resign.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
he’s finally hit the ‘skull calipers’ level, congrats everyone
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 26/03/2024
I got you fam
benjaminlcorey.com
Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: - Benjamin L. Corey
I've reviewed every prophecy on the Antichrist, and what I read blew my mind. (Updated with new signs, 6/10/2020)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/03/2024
making an exception to my ban on twitter screens because one is 😚👌💋
a tweet blaming Baltimore's "DEI mayor" for the bridge collapse
qt pointing out the bridge survived 7 of Baltimore's last 8 mayors being black

reply from a bot account reading

MY NUDE VAGINA IN PROFILE. CHECK NOW!
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
I can’t even co-pilot the Millennium Falcon any more because of wook.
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
Near from Death Note, stacking up dice
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Customer: I'M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "TUNA FSH".
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
And the broader point here is how much antisocial behavior is now embraced and coded as conservative and pro-social behavior is coded as left wing! They’ve decided that not being a gross weirdo is “woke.”
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Customer: WHEN I PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL MY JERSEY NUMBER WAS 69 AND MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME WAS SLUT DMV: SLUT 69 Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "SLUT 69".
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
It’s so funny how he uses Hobbits and the Shire all derogatory, when in the books all the men of Gondor, Rohan, the Dunedain, etc get all misty-eyed just thinking about them and their silly, happy lives
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
It’s wild to see them going from free speech absolutists to demanding people be nice to them online or go to jail for mafia crimes
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/03/2024
since we're posting Teslas and Truck Nutz, please enjoy the funniest image that Tesla's driving automation technology has ever produced
The steering wheel and display of a Tesla Model S in a drive through. The vehicle in front has "truck nutz" hanging from the rear bumper, and the dash display in the Tesla renders this dangling accessory as an orange road safety cone because that is what Autopilot thinks it is.
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
🎵you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave🎵🎸
Internet speed test at my work revealing 140 Mb/s download and 0.00 Mb/s upload
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
It’s kind of ironic that the Ruth Bader Ginsburg award got hijacked by right wingers after the person in charge died instead of retiring and choosing a decent successor
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/03/2024
I will live in the bug. I will eat the pods
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Adnan 🇵🇸 @badnan.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 14/03/2024
dnc email: JOE BIDEN JUST DIED OF A BROKEN HEART! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DONATE ENOUGH! Send us $5000 & get a FREE "the p in trump stands for poop" bumper sticker rnc email: wouldn't it be fucked up if your son was a woman? print out this image to ward off pedophiles: [ATTACHED: balenciaga_hitler.png]
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
A couple of weeks ago I had a medical emergency while driving and had to pull over and call 911 (I’m okay now, it wasn’t anything lethal.) one of the paramedics had a they/them sticker on their radio and a friend who is trans helped retrieve my car. You’re all wanted and needed here
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
I've argued that Bret Stephens is a big stupid dork. Here I imagine him seeing a lady naked for the first time. STEPHENS: [hiding behind couch, fumbling with phone] Hello, police?
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Insurance agent: tell me again about the waters of your homeworld MA beachfront property owner: *sigh*
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Dang Laser @youranalogbuddy.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
I have photoshopped the picture you were hoping would prove I was alive forgive me graphic design is my passion
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
French geologist drake: you used to call me on my dallephone
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Probably going to have to call it quits on here for a while. Don’t want to get into it too much in case this place gets bigger and people quote-skeet this post with “lmao” but I’m having some anxiety-related health concerns lately and the news I follow on here definitely isn’t helping
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
I’m glad people are talking about Sydney Sweeney so much, not because of the discourse or the situation she’s in but because her name is fun to say. Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney. I could do this all day
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Incredible that they’re reprising this one.
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Friendly Gamer @friendlygamer.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Solid work on the subheading too!
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 02/03/2024
let's see eight watts and 15000 hours so that's about 103,000 calories. nice light snack
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
me and the boys are getting signal after someone set up us at the bomb
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
utility vehicle christopher
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
every single republican position is "we want your life to be worse" and "we want you to die" like, i'm a white cishet home owner with a good income and the republican position for *me* is still just "we want your life to be worse" and "we want you to die"
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
fellas is it gay to like pussy
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Random thought of the day: a landscaping/sod company called Touch Grass
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had fun riffing with a big account in their replies on here until they got exposed as a creep and either disappears or locks their replies, I’d have two dollars. That’s not a lot of money but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
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Chut @ferret.ing · 01/03/2024
Thank you vore dot sex I agree
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Dan Maku @danmakudragon.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Let this Oompa Loompa be an inspiration for us all to just try to get through it with kindness even though our reality is constructed by assholes and actively falling apart.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
*buys chinese electric car* *six months pass* *call from chinese number* "bro do you seriously go to dunkin every day?"
biden calls chinese electric vehicles a security threat
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The Legend of Peeroes: Trails of Chris Steele @bakeshakenbake.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
My hips after any physical activity that isn’t walking:
Facebook Reels thumbnail of a guy in a squat rack with the words “Please stop exercising” in the center of the screen
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